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Mountain scenery in Canmore, Alberta

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Nature is cheaper than therapy. - M P Zarrella

There is no forgiveness in nature. - Ugo Betti

Nature and wisdom never are at strife. - Plutarch

Nature to be commanded must be obeyed. - Francis Bacon

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Nature creates nothing without a purpose. - Aristotle

Communism is in conflict with human nature. - Ernest Renan

Nature always wears the colors of the spirit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

One touch of nature makes the whole world kin. - William Shakespeare

Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore? - Henry Ward Beecher

Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown

I have lived long enough to satisfy both nature and glory. - Julius Caesar

If you truly love nature, you will find beauty everywhere. - Laura I Wilder

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

Nature never makes any blunders. When she makes a fool she means it. - Archibald Alexander

Light is the greatest disinfectant in nature and also in organizations. - Stephen Covey

Music produces a kind of pleasure which human nature cannot do without. - Confucius

Study nature. Love nature. Stay close to nature. It will never fail you. - Frank Lloyd Wright

My wish is to stay always like this, living quietly in a corner of nature. - Claude Monet

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people. - Carrot Top

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

Mankind, since the improvement of cookery, eats twice as much as nature requires. - Benjamin Franklin

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown

If you can't be in awe of Mother Nature, there's something wrong with you. - Alex Trebek

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

He must have a truly romantic nature, for he weeps when there is nothing at all to weep about. - Oscar Wilde

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin. - Charles Darwin

The machine does not isolate man from the great problems of nature, but plunges him more deeply into them. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

To be perfectly just is an attribute of the divine nature; to be so to the utmost of our abilities, is the glory of man. - Joseph Addison

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison


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