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Reindeer: A horse with a hat rack - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A Horse! A Horse! My kingdom for a horse! - William Shakespeare

The wisest men follow their own direction. - Euripides

Be the kind of leader that you would follow. - Unknown

He wants his son to follow in his footprints. - Archie Bunker

Few girls are as well shaped as a good horse. - Christopher Morley

Stabilized: A horse that's been locked in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The people follow the example of those above them. - Chinese Proverb

I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill

Follow your inner moonlight; don't hide the madness. - Allen Ginsberg

Innovation distinguishes between a leader and a follower. - Steve Jobs

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

Riding: The art of keeping a horse between yourself and the ground - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

Follow your bliss and doors will open where there were no doors before. - Joseph Campbell

Don't follow the path. Go where there is no path and begin the trail. - Ruby Bridges

In golf as in life, it's the follow-through that makes the difference. - Unknown

Look over your shoulder now and then to be sure someone's following you. - Henry Gilmer

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

A leader is a person you will follow to a place you would not go by yourself. - Joel Barker

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

In my world, everyone's a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies! - Dr. Seuss

Every father should remember one day his son will follow his example, not his advice. - Charles Kettering

Everyone has a talent. What's rare is to follow it to the dark places where it leads. - Erica Jong

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

Pull the string, and it will follow wherever you wish. Push it, and it will go nowhere at all. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I pay no attention whatever to anybody's praise or blame. I simply follow my own feelings. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

My life would be very puzzling to most people if they had to follow me around for a day or two. - Brad Paisley

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

Do you ever get halfway through eating a horse and go, 'You know, I'm not as hungry as I thought I was'? - Tim Vinel

Remember that to change your mind and follow him who sets you right is to be none the less free than you were before. - Marcus Aurelius

When you're following your inner voice, doors tend to eventually open for you, even if they mostly slam at first. - Kelly Cutrone

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

We will never have to tell our horse that we are sad, happy, confident, angry or relaxed. He already knows - long before we do. - Marjike de Jong


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