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Three's A Crowd

Trying to cut out the middleman on the farm

Three's A Crowd thanks to Mike King

Wannabe Horse Follower

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The wisest men follow their own direction. - Euripides

I don't follow precedent. I establish it. - Fanny Ellen Holtzman

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx

Few girls are as well shaped as a good horse. - Christopher Morley

Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

You can not lead a battle if you think you look silly on a horse. - Napoleon Bonaparte

It takes great courage to faithfully follow what we know to be true. - Sara E. Anderson

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

Follow your bliss and doors will open where there were no doors before. - Joseph Campbell

Success comes from taking the initiative and following up or persisting. - Tony Robbins

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - WC Fields

The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes

A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith

A leader is a person you will follow to a place you would not go by yourself. - Joel Barker

Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought. - Matsuo Basho

The most significant moments in your life will always follow you being stretched. - Unknown

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

Every father should remember one day his son will follow his example, not his advice. - Charles Kettering

Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme

Don't ever give anybody your best advice, because they're not going to follow it. - Jack Nicholson

Everyone has a talent. What's rare is to follow it to the dark places where it leads. - Erica Jong

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

I pay no attention whatever to anybody's praise or blame. I simply follow my own feelings. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

If you're bored, one thing is for sure: You're not following in the footsteps of Christ. - Mark Batterson

May my children follow their own intuition to discover true empowerment in the answers they seek. - Unknown

Become the kind of leader that people would follow voluntarily, even if you had no title or position. - Brian Tracy

Let us remind ourselves that if we are to be our Lord's disciples, we must take up his Cross and follow him. - Basil Hume

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

Most of us follow our conscience as we follow a wheelbarrow. We push it in front of us in the direction we want to go. - Billy Graham

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

Moral authority comes from following universal and timeless principles like honesty, integrity, treating people with respect. - Stephen Covey

Tolerance is the worst roar of all, including tolerance for homosexuals, feminists, and religions that don't follow Christ. - Josh McDowell

Businesses should follow and learn from others' successes and failures in order to better understand and predict their own. - Ben Mezrich

Follow your dreams. Figure out where you'd like to be, what you would like to be doing, and then figure out what you need to do to get there. - Kennon M Sheldon

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster


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