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I should like to be a horse. - Queen Elizabeth II

Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown

A Horse! A Horse! My kingdom for a horse! - William Shakespeare

The wisest men follow their own direction. - Euripides

He wants his son to follow in his footprints. - Archie Bunker

The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb

Most men admire virtue, who follow not her love. - John Milton

The people follow the example of those above them. - Chinese Proverb

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

You can not lead a battle if you think you look silly on a horse. - Napoleon Bonaparte

It takes great courage to faithfully follow what we know to be true. - Sara E. Anderson

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

Success comes from taking the initiative and following up or persisting. - Tony Robbins

A leader is a person you will follow to a place you would not go by yourself. - Joel Barker

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

Don't ever give anybody your best advice, because they're not going to follow it. - Jack Nicholson

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

If you're bored, one thing is for sure: You're not following in the footsteps of Christ. - Mark Batterson

May my children follow their own intuition to discover true empowerment in the answers they seek. - Unknown

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

When we traded the buffalo for a mare, we had no milk to drink, and we still had droppings to clean up. - Punjab Proverb

Let us remind ourselves that if we are to be our Lord's disciples, we must take up his Cross and follow him. - Basil Hume

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

When you're following your inner voice, doors tend to eventually open for you, even if they mostly slam at first. - Kelly Cutrone

Aftermath: 1. The period following algebra; 2. The horrible headache you have when you've finished the algebra test. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted? - George Carlin

Businesses should follow and learn from others' successes and failures in order to better understand and predict their own. - Ben Mezrich

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

Sometimes, in order to follow our moral compass and/or our hearts, we have to make unpopular decisions or stand up for what we believe in. - Tabatha Coffey


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