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Trying to cut out the middleman on the farm

Three's A Crowd thanks to Mike King

Wannabe Horse Follower

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Follow your dreams, they know the way. - Kobe Yamada

Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker

Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way. - George Patton

The wisest men follow their own direction. - Euripides

He wants his son to follow in his footprints. - Archie Bunker

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

Few girls are as well shaped as a good horse. - Christopher Morley

But yes. Come, faulty dragon people. Follow us. - Rick Riordan

Follow your heart but take your brain with you. - Unknown

Follow your honest convictions, and stay strong. - William Thackeray

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

Most men admire virtue, who follow not her love. - John Milton

Don't follow the crowd, let the crowd follow you. - Margaret Thatcher

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

The only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one. - Relient K

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

It is good to follow one's own bent, so long as it leads upward. - Andre Gide

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

Show me the right path, O Lord; point out the road for me to follow. - Bible

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

Success comes from taking the initiative and following up or persisting. - Tony Robbins

Don't follow the path. Go where there is no path and begin the trail. - Ruby Bridges

The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes

A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith

Leaders lead by telling stories that give others permission to lead, not follow. - Michael Margolis

I can give you a six-word formula for success: Think things through - then follow through. - Edward Rickenbacker

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

Crave for a thing, you will get it. Renounce the craving, the object will follow you by itself. - Swami Sivananda

You cannot be a leader, and ask other people to follow you, unless you know how to follow, too. - Sam Rayburn

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

When we traded the buffalo for a mare, we had no milk to drink, and we still had droppings to clean up. - Punjab Proverb

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

To allow God to be God we must follow him for who he is and what he intends, and not for what we want or what we prefer. - Ravi Zacharias

Tolerance is the worst roar of all, including tolerance for homosexuals, feminists, and religions that don't follow Christ. - Josh McDowell

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

We are fashioned by God to be thinking and emotional creatures. The emotions should follow reason, and not the other way around. - Ravi Zacharias

Follow your dreams. Figure out where you'd like to be, what you would like to be doing, and then figure out what you need to do to get there. - Kennon M Sheldon


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