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Trying to cut out the middleman on the farm

Three's A Crowd thanks to Mike King

Wannabe Horse Follower

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Horse ovaries (hors d'oeuvres) - Archie Bunker

Follow the grain in your own wood. - Howard Thurman

Lead, follow, or get out of the way. - Thomas Paine

Be the kind of leader that you would follow. - Unknown

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx

But yes. Come, faulty dragon people. Follow us. - Rick Riordan

Follow your heart but take your brain with you. - Unknown

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey. - Arigo Saachi

Follow your inner moonlight; don't hide the madness. - Allen Ginsberg

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

Innovation distinguishes between a leader and a follower. - Steve Jobs

He who cannot be a good follower cannot be a good leader. - Aristotle

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - WC Fields

A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood

Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme

Everyone has a talent. What's rare is to follow it to the dark places where it leads. - Erica Jong

Pull the string, and it will follow wherever you wish. Push it, and it will go nowhere at all. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I pay no attention whatever to anybody's praise or blame. I simply follow my own feelings. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Crave for a thing, you will get it. Renounce the craving, the object will follow you by itself. - Swami Sivananda

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown

He who would arrive at the appointed end must follow a single road and not wander through many ways. - Seneca

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

When they said to you at graduation, "Follow your dream," did anybody say you have to wake up first? - Bill Cosby

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster


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