QuotaBillsKhaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Power tires only those who do not have it. - Giulio Andreotti
Statistics are no substitute for judgement. - Henry Clay
Spare Tire: The one you check after you have a flat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig
Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines. - David Letterman
A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown
Bedside manners are no substitute for the right diagnosis. - Alfred P. Sloan, Jr.
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck
I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright
The shortest distance between two points is usually under repair. - Unknown
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore
Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week. - Will Rogers
A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont
Nothing encourages creativity like the chance to fall flat on one's face. - James D Finley
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy
Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip
Hope is only a beginning; it's not a substitute for action, only a basis for it. - Rebecca Solnit
A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke
Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright
When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk
Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher
Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better. - George Santayana
If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard
The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life. - Andrew Brown
The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker
The average auto owner drives so blamed reckless I'm glad that he does git robbed when he pays a repair bill. - Kin Hubbard
Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright
If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates
I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare
Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor
I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright
We make decisions based on what we think we know. It wasn't too long ago that the majority of people believed the world was flat. - Simon Sinek
A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman
My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz
What we lawyers want to do is to substitute courts for carnage, dockets for rockets, briefs for bombs, warrants for warheads, mandates for missiles. - George Rhyne
Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com