Tiring Tire

I'm tire of getting made fun of. - Geraldo Rivera

Power tires only those who do not have it. - Giulio Andreotti

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

The shortest distance between two points is usually under repair. - Unknown

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it is awfully hard to get it back in. - H.R. Haldeman

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

Have a heart that never hardens, a temper that never tires, a touch that never hurts. - Charles Dickens

I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a tire. - Roy Orbison

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

Even crushed against his brother in the Tube, the average Englishman pretends desperately that he is alone. - Germaine Greer

Giving up on your goal because of one setback is like slashing your other three tires because you got a flat. - Unknown

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

The average auto owner drives so blamed reckless I'm glad that he does git robbed when he pays a repair bill. - Kin Hubbard

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

A man builds a fine house; and now he has a master, and a task for life: he is to furnish, watch, show it, and keep it in repair, the rest of his days. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If a man does not make new acquaintances as he advances through life, he will soon find himself left alone. A man should keep his friendships in constant repair. - Samuel Johnson

I like reading, I like boring things, and yet I think people for ages had this image of me that I was on the tube with a chainsaw looking for any likely candidate. - Jo Brand

People say New Yorkers can't get along. Not true. I saw two New Yorkers, complete strangers, sharing a cab. One guy took the tires and the radio; the other guy took the engine. - David Letterman