Tiring Tire
Inner tube tire repair at a Redneck mine
QuotaBillsPower tires only those who do not have it. - Giulio Andreotti
Spare Tire: The one you check after you have a flat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge
The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy
I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright
It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass
The shortest distance between two points is usually under repair. - Unknown
I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell
Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it is awfully hard to get it back in. - H.R. Haldeman
Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown
Have a heart that never hardens, a temper that never tires, a touch that never hurts. - Charles Dickens
I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a tire. - Roy Orbison
It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown
My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Even crushed against his brother in the Tube, the average Englishman pretends desperately that he is alone. - Germaine Greer
Giving up on your goal because of one setback is like slashing your other three tires because you got a flat. - Unknown
The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker
The average auto owner drives so blamed reckless I'm glad that he does git robbed when he pays a repair bill. - Kin Hubbard
There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan
A man builds a fine house; and now he has a master, and a task for life: he is to furnish, watch, show it, and keep it in repair, the rest of his days. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
If a man does not make new acquaintances as he advances through life, he will soon find himself left alone. A man should keep his friendships in constant repair. - Samuel Johnson
I like reading, I like boring things, and yet I think people for ages had this image of me that I was on the tube with a chainsaw looking for any likely candidate. - Jo Brand
People say New Yorkers can't get along. Not true. I saw two New Yorkers, complete strangers, sharing a cab. One guy took the tires and the radio; the other guy took the engine. - David Letterman