Tore The Carpet Up Today
Lawn care for those who now don't care
Tree removal is easy for some people
Arborist (or arboriculturist) - a professional in the practice of arboriculture - the cultivation, management, and study of individual trees, shrubs, vines, and other perennial woody plants
QuotaBillsEvery man under his own fig tree. - Hebrew Saying
Paddy O Furniture: Irish lawn chairs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party. - Proverb
The apple will fall under the apple tree. - Greek Proverb
Time spent amongst trees is never wasted time. - Katrina Mayer
Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas
Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life. - Charles M. Schulz
Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman
Trusting our intuition often saves us from disaster. - Anne W Schaef
I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield
Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond
The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell
Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus
If you don't like where you are, move. You are not a tree. - Unknown
When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies
Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce
Disbelief: How you tell someone what the green stuff on a tree is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown
The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope
The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb
Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas
I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen
Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown
Trees are not known by their leaves, nor even by their blossoms, but by their fruits. - Eleanor of Aquitaine
The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson
The only ultimate disaster that can befall us is to feel ourselves at home on this earth. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Shady Character: A fellow who snoozes in a hammock under a tree while his wife mows the lawn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Kahlil Gibran
I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright
My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown
The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark
I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan
Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln
A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent
As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen
If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius
Geometry: 1. What the acorn said after it grew up; 2. A tree made up of numbers and letters; 3. Without geometry, life is pointless. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin
The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin
Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte