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A little axe can cut down a big tree. - Jamaican Saying

As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party. - Proverb

Trees often transplanted seldom prosper. - Flemish Proverb

If you hate where you are, move - you are not a tree. - Unknown

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Kahlil Gibran

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn. - C.E. Cowman

Family Tree: The only tree whose branches seek the shelter of its roots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Zealotry: 1. The enemy of idealism; 2. What a tree salesman likes to do. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

If we surrendered to earth's intelligence, we could rise up rooted like trees. - Rainer M Rilke

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland

The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark

He that climbs the tall tree has won the right to the fruit; he that leaps the wide gulf should prevail in his suit. - Walter Scott

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go. - Jarod Kintz

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte