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Tour Step in China

Wok-ing into an English language sign

Tour Step in China thanks to Roy Turkington

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Trust is the first step to love. - Munshi Premchand

Great leaders know when to step aside. - Tara J Frank

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

From politics, it was an easy step to silence. - Jane Austen

The first step is you have to say that you can. - Will Smith

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

The first step to eternal life is you have to die. - Chuck Palahniuk

What saves a man is to take a step. Then another step. - C S Lewis

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

The first step to knowledge is to know that we are ignorant. - Cecil

A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step. - Lao-tzu

The first step in forgiveness is the willingness to forgive. - Marianne Williamson

Zingle: A single person with a lot of pep in his or her step - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

This is one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind. - Neil Armstrong

I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom

Discontent is the first step in the progress of a man or a nation. - Oscar Wilde

Self-delusion is pulling in your stomach when you step on the scale. - Paul Sweeney

Every failure is just another step closer to a win. Never stop trying! - Robert M. Hensel

The reality is you either step into the future, or you become a dinosaur. - M Shadows

Setting goals is the first step in turning the invisible into the visible. - Tony Robbins

Honesty is not only the first step toward greatness, it is greatness itself. - Christian Nestell Bovee

When I step into this library, I cannot understand why I ever step out of it. - Marie de Sevigne

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore

You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi

No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. - Billy Crystal

The first and most important step toward success is the feeling that we can succeed. - Nelson Boswell

The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want. - Ben Stein

You can never step into the same river twice for new waters are always flowing on to you. - Heraclitus

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

To demand more of yourself than you do of others is the first step on any ladder of success. - Unknown

A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

I don't look to jump over 7-foot bars. I look around for 1-foot bars that I can step over. - Warren Buffett

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

Wise Husband: One who buys his wife such fine china she won't trust him to wash the dishes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. - Bob Newhart

Take the first step in faith. You don't have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Teaching a child not to step on a caterpillar is as valuable to the child as it is to the caterpillar. - Bradley Miller

Iceomaniac: One who has to go out of their way to step on thin ice to hear a satisfying crunching sound - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't be afraid to take a big step if one is indicated. You can't cross a chasm in two small jumps. - David Lloyd George

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

You're never allowed to step on people to get ahead, but you can step over them if they're in your way. - Star Jones

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

When ordinary people decide to step out and be part of something big, that's when they become extraordinary. - Brett Harris

The vision must be followed by the venture. It is not enough to stare up the steps - we must step up the stairs. - Vance Havner

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

It is not enough to take steps which may some day lead to a goal; each step must be itself a goal and a step likewise. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The first step toward success is taken when you refuse to be a captive of the environment in which you first find yourself. - Mark Caine

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

Optimist: someone who figures that taking a step backward after taking a step forward is not a disaster; it's more like a cha-cha. - Robert Brault

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is silence, the second listening, the third memory, the fourth practice, the fifth teaching others. - Solomon Ibn Gabriol

When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy

Have a bias towards action - let's see something happen now. You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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