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Tour Step in China

Wok-ing into an English language sign

Tour Step in China thanks to Roy Turkington

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Reoriented: Sent back to China - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Trust is the first step to love. - Munshi Premchand

Great leaders know when to step aside. - Tara J Frank

Trying is the first step towards failure. - Homer Simpson

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

When Irish eyes are smiling, watch your step. - Gerald Kersh

Change starts when someone sees the next step. - William Drayton

The first step is you have to say that you can. - Will Smith

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step. - Lao Tzu

What saves a man is to take a step. Then another step. - C S Lewis

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

The first step to knowledge is to know that we are ignorant. - Cecil

A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step. - Lao-tzu

This is one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind. - Neil Armstrong

Let's see how Buchanan does and then maybe we'll step in. - Donald Trump

I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom

Discontent is the first step in the progress of a man or a nation. - Oscar Wilde

Self-delusion is pulling in your stomach when you step on the scale. - Paul Sweeney

Whenever you take a step forward, you are bound to disturb something. - Indira Gandhi

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

Every failure is just another step closer to a win. Never stop trying! - Robert M. Hensel

Hope is the power that gives a person the confidence to step out and try. - Zig Ziglar

The reality is you either step into the future, or you become a dinosaur. - M Shadows

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

Honesty is not only the first step toward greatness, it is greatness itself. - Christian Nestell Bovee

I've always tried to go a step past wherever people expected me to end up. - Beverly Sills

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore

You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi

No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI

The very first step toward success in any occupation is to become interested in it. - Sir William Osler

I am not discouraged, because every wrong attempt discarded is another step forward. - Thomas Edison

You can never step into the same river twice for new waters are always flowing on to you. - Heraclitus

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

To demand more of yourself than you do of others is the first step on any ladder of success. - Unknown

A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

I don't look to jump over 7-foot bars. I look around for 1-foot bars that I can step over. - Warren Buffett

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

Wise Husband: One who buys his wife such fine china she won't trust him to wash the dishes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

Step out of the history that is holding you back. Step into the new story you are willing to create. - Oprah Winfrey

Take the first step in faith. You don't have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Teaching a child not to step on a caterpillar is as valuable to the child as it is to the caterpillar. - Bradley Miller

Iceomaniac: One who has to go out of their way to step on thin ice to hear a satisfying crunching sound - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Many of our fears are tissue-paper-thin, and a single courageous step would carry us clear through them. - Brendan Francis

Don't be afraid to take a big step if one is indicated. You can't cross a chasm in two small jumps. - David Lloyd George

You're never allowed to step on people to get ahead, but you can step over them if they're in your way. - Star Jones

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

I don't think much of a dance step where the girl looks like she was being carried out of a burning building. - Kin Hubbard

When you arrive where you thought you wanted to be, you'll just begin a new journey so enjoy each step along the way. - Wayne Dyer

As there is but one step from the sublime to the ridiculous, so also there is but one from the ridiculous to the sublime. - Samuel Butler

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

You see something scary, you should stand up and step toward it, not away from it. Instinctively, reflexively, in a raging fury. - Lee Child

Optimist: someone who figures that taking a step backward after taking a step forward is not a disaster; it's more like a cha-cha. - Robert Brault

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is silence, the second listening, the third memory, the fourth practice, the fifth teaching others. - Solomon Ibn Gabriol

Have a bias towards action - let's see something happen now. You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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