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Trampolining Competition

How British pubs attract elderly patrons

Trampolining Competition thanks to Roy Turkington

Judges needed for the women’s trampolining competition

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Adventure is the champagne of life. - G K Chesterton

When the wine is in, the wit is out. - English Proverb

Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder. - Addison Mizner

Does wine count as a serving of fruit? - Joe-kster

OK, if you can get an indepartial judge. - Archie Bunker

The more one judges, the less one loves. - Honore de Balzac

Don't judge folks by their relatives. - Unknown

Wine improves with age. I improve with wine. - Unknown

Do not judge, and you will never be mistaken. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. - George Carlin

When life hands you lemons, make whiskey sours. - WC Fields

Stop soft soapin' and trying to deterge the judge! - Archie Bunker

You can't compete with a six foot five man in a wig. - Shemar Moore

People hasten to judge in order not to be judged themselves. - Albert Camus

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

Don't judge me by my past. I don't live there anymore. - Unknown

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it. - Dalai Lama

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

Books should be tried by a judge and jury as though they were crimes. - Samuel Butler

Too much of anything is bad. Too much of good whisky is barely enough. - Mark Twain

Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine. - Casablanca

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

If one glass of wine is good for you, just imagine what a whole bottle could do! - Unknown

One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

If you want to be the person you ought to be, you've got to welcome competition. - Unknown

Logic, like whiskey, loses its beneficial effect when taken in too large quantities. - Lord Dunsany

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument. - C.S. Forester

I find hope in the darkest of days, and focus in the brightest. I do not judge the universe. - Dalai Lama

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

Wine makes a man more pleased with himself. I do not say it makes him more pleasing to others. - Samuel Johnson

You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come in contact with a new idea. - Pearl S. Buck

You might not be able to outthink, outmarket, or outspend your competition, but you can outwork them. - Lou Holtz

Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition. - Phyllis Diller

We judge ourselves by what we feel capable of doing, while others judge us by what we have already done. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

When the clergyman's daughter
Drinks nothing but water
She's certain to finish on gin. - Rudyard Kipling

Do not mind anything that anyone tells you about anyone else. Judge everyone and everything for yourself. - Henry James

Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw

The only way to outdo, to outperform the competition, is to offer something unique and something better than they have. - Tim Soulo

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

I find capitalism repugnant. It is filthy, it is gross, it is alienating... because it causes war, hypocrisy and competition. - Fidel Castro

Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on whiskeypedia and learned if you drink too much of it, it's likely tequilya. - Unknown

There are two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group - there is much less competition. - Indira Gandhi

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster


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