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Trampolining Competition

How British pubs attract elderly patrons

Trampolining Competition thanks to Roy Turkington

Judges needed for the women’s trampolining competition

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Wine is bottled poetry. - Robert Louis Stevenson

In wine, there is the truth. - Pliny the Elder

Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

I like a wine that fights back. - John Steed

Never judge a book by its movie. - J.W. Egan

Gin was mother's milk to her. - George Bernard Shaw

Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker. - Ogden Nash

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

We judge of man's wisdom by his hope. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch. - Andy Rooney

Competition is a rude yet effective motivation. - Toba Beta

Talking to you is like casting pearls into wine. - Archie Bunker

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

If you judge people, you have no time to love them. - Mother Teresa

I should never have switched from Scotch to martinis. - Humphrey Bogart

Stop soft soapin' and trying to deterge the judge! - Archie Bunker

Drown in a vat of whiskey? Oh death, where is thy sting? - WC Fields

People hasten to judge in order not to be judged themselves. - Albert Camus

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline. - Sid Waddell

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

Don't judge me by my past. I don't live there anymore. - Unknown

God invented whiskey to prevent the Irish from ruling the world. - Irish Saying

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. - Winston Churchill

Do not judge a man until you have walked two moons in his moccasins. - Native American Proverb

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

I don't judge success by what I once did, but by what I keep doing. - Johnny Kelley

Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant. - Robert Louis Stevenson

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

If you want to be the person you ought to be, you've got to welcome competition. - Unknown

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns

I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. - Robert Downey Jr.

He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days. - Groucho Marx

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz

Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or morphine or idealism. - Carl Jung

Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition. - Phyllis Diller

Most of the competition was into bulk popcorn because of the major increases in the Drive-In Theatre Outlets. - Orville Redenbacher

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

There's a lot of fake people in the world, but before you judge them, make sure you're not one of them. - Unknown

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

A nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people. - John F Kennedy

Irish whiskey was first developed for its medicinal benefits. It's just lucky for the rest of us that the Irish are such a sickly bunch. - Unknown

Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on whiskeypedia and learned if you drink too much of it, it's likely tequilya. - Unknown


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