Trampolining Competition

Good wine needs no vine. - French Proverb

Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown

Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

I like a wine that fights back. - John Steed

Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg

Don't judge folks by their relatives. - Unknown

When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller

Every cask smells of the wine it contains. - Spanish Proverb

Wine improves with age. I improve with wine. - Unknown

Wine is the flower in the buttonhole of life. - Werumeus Buning

Competition is a rude yet effective motivation. - Toba Beta

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. - George Carlin

We are never to judge a philosophy by its abuse. - Augustine

Stop soft soapin' and trying to deterge the judge! - Archie Bunker

Drown in a vat of whiskey? Oh death, where is thy sting? - WC Fields

You can't compete with a six foot five man in a wig. - Shemar Moore

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline. - Sid Waddell

I can have peace of mind only when I forgive rather than judge. - Gerald Jampolsky

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

Don't judge someone just because they sin differently than you. - Unknown

The wisest man is the silent one. Examine his actions. Judge him by them. - Karen M Moning

I don't want to know what the law is, I want to know who the judge is. - Roy M. Cohn

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur

A loud voice cannot compete with a clear voice, even it it's a whisper. - Barry Kaufman

When healthy competition prevails - you come out to play and you play to win. - Lorii Myers

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

If one glass of wine is good for you, just imagine what a whole bottle could do! - Unknown

I'll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I'll even bring home a whole maggot. - Archie Bunker

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. - Phyllis Diller

I find hope in the darkest of days, and focus in the brightest. I do not judge the universe. - Dalai Lama

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine. - Joan Collins

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

Judge nothing, you will be happy. Forgive everything, you will be happier. Love everything, you will be happiest. - Sri Chinmoy

Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods. - Albert Einstein

Competition can damage self-esteem, create anxiety, and lead to cheating and hurt feelings. But so can romantic love. - Mariah Burton Nelson

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

Never utter these words: 'I do not know this, therefore it is false.' One must study to know; know to understand; understand to judge. - Apothegm of Narda

There must be some honest lawyers at the New York bar, and some impartial judges on the New York bench, but I should not like to be set to find them. - Lyman Abbott

It is much more difficult to judge oneself than to judge others. If you succeed in judging yourself rightly, then you are indeed a man of true wisdom. - Antoine De Saint-Exupery