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I touch the future. I teach. - Christa McAuliffe

Calculator: A product you can count on - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson

At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. - Plato

We steal if we touch tomorrow. It is God's. - Henry Ward Beecher

You can't touch music, but music can touch you. - Mordecai

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch. - Judy Blume

Mathematical genius and artistic genius touch one another. - Gosta Mittag-Leffler

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell

Summit: What you do to a column of numbers with a calculator - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

Never touch your idols: the gilding will stick to your fingers. - Gustave Flaubert

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

I now touch nothing stronger than buttermilk: 90-proof buttermilk. - WC Fields

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

You touch some of the reasons for my going, not for my staying away. - Charles Dickens

Truth is as impossible to be soiled by any outward touch as the sunbeam. - John Milton

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

By giving people the power to share, we're making the world more transparent. - Mark Zuckerberg

I have only one superstition. I make sure I touch all bases when I hit a home run. - Babe Ruth

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

When you’re a nurse you know that every day you will touch a life or a life will touch yours. - Unknown

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland

Learn to get in touch with the silence within yourself, and know that everything in this life has purpose. - Elizabeth Kubler-Ross

The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life. - Andrew Brown

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

The new information technology (Internet and e-mail) have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications. - Peter F Drucker

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco


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