Transparent Touch Calculator

The computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker

I touch the future. I teach. - Christa McAuliffe

Calculator: A product you can count on - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When one loves, one does not calculate. - Saint Therese of Lisieux

Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson

We don't need nukes. We have the internet. - Alice Minium

The internet is a great way to get on the net. - Bob Dole

Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein

She caught a touch of laryngosis from the smoke. - Archie Bunker

You can't touch music, but music can touch you. - Mordecai

Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis

People will believe anything they read on the internet. - Abraham Lincoln

The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail. - Stephen Fry

Mathematical genius and artistic genius touch one another. - Gosta Mittag-Leffler

The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll

The Internet treats censorship as a malfunction and routes around it. - John P Barlow

She had the Midas touch. Everything she touched turned into a muffler. - Lisa Smerling

I can calculate the movement of the stars, but not the madness of men. - Sir Isaac Newton

Truth is as impossible to be soiled by any outward touch as the sunbeam. - John Milton

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

Man only likes to count his troubles; he doesn't calculate his happiness. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Couples are jigsaw puzzles that hang together by touching in just enough points. - Diane Ackerman

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor

Have a heart that never hardens, a temper that never tires, a touch that never hurts. - Charles Dickens

Ambition has one heel nailed in well, though she stretches her fingers to touch the heavens. - Lao Tzu

Of all sound of all bells... most solemn and touching is the peal which rings out the Old Year. - Charles Lamb

When you’re a nurse you know that every day you will touch a life or a life will touch yours. - Unknown

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

Puttering is really a time to be alone, to dream and to get in touch with yourself. To putter is to discover. - Alexandra Stoddard

Just as we could have rode into the sunset, along came the Internet, and it tripled the significance of the PC. - Andy Grove

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore

He either fears his fate too much,
Or his deserts are small,
Who dares not put it to the touch
To gain or lose it all - Marquis of Montrose

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney

The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco