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Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson

One touch of nature makes the whole world kin. - William Shakespeare

At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. - Plato

We don't need nukes. We have the internet. - Alice Minium

She caught a touch of laryngosis from the smoke. - Archie Bunker

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

I wouldn't let him touch me with a ten-foot pole. - Mae West

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

Mathematical genius and artistic genius touch one another. - Gosta Mittag-Leffler

The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll

Summit: What you do to a column of numbers with a calculator - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Iconomic: Making do with fewer icons on your computer desktop - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I now touch nothing stronger than buttermilk: 90-proof buttermilk. - WC Fields

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

You touch some of the reasons for my going, not for my staying away. - Charles Dickens

She had the Midas touch. Everything she touched turned into a muffler. - Lisa Smerling

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

Man only likes to count his troubles; he doesn't calculate his happiness. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Couples are jigsaw puzzles that hang together by touching in just enough points. - Diane Ackerman

Keyboard Plaque: The disgusting buildup of dirt and crud found on computer keyboards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Have a heart that never hardens, a temper that never tires, a touch that never hurts. - Charles Dickens

Internet: The best library in the world, but with all its books strewn across the floor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ambition has one heel nailed in well, though she stretches her fingers to touch the heavens. - Lao Tzu

Of all sound of all bells... most solemn and touching is the peal which rings out the Old Year. - Charles Lamb

The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life. - Andrew Brown

By giving us the opinions of the uneducated, journalism keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community. - Oscar Wilde

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

The new information technology (Internet and e-mail) have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications. - Peter F Drucker

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney

People deal too much with the negative, with what is wrong. Why not try and see positive things, to just touch those things and make them bloom? - Nhat Hanh

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell