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Luck is loaned, not owned. - Norway

Never insult anyone by accident. - Robert A. Heinlein

A little axe can cut down a big tree. - Jamaican Saying

Trees often transplanted seldom prosper. - Flemish Proverb

Luck is preparation meeting opportunity. - Oprah Winfrey

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Luck is largely a matter of paying attention. - Susan M. Dodd

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. - Mark Twain

Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do. - Ronald Reagan

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

Luck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent. - Langston Coleman

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Kahlil Gibran

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from. - Cormac McCarthy

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Rodney Dangerfield

Family Tree: The only tree whose branches seek the shelter of its roots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

The luck of having talent is not enough; one must also have a talent for luck. - Louis Hector Berlioz

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

Wherever you go and whatever you do, may the luck of the Irish be there with you. - Irish Blessings

Watch out when you're getting all you want. Fattening hogs ain't in luck. - Joel C Harris

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

If we surrendered to earth's intelligence, we could rise up rooted like trees. - Rainer M Rilke

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

Someone's sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago. - Warren Buffett

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't. - Patrick Murray

If I had six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first four hours sharpening the axe. - Abraham Lincoln

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

The more we believe in ourselves, the luckier we get. The more we believe in luck, the unluckier we get. - Unknown

The average auto owner drives so blamed reckless I'm glad that he does git robbed when he pays a repair bill. - Kin Hubbard

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

That's the kind of luck poor Mr. Lincoln had the night he went to the movies, and he sat in John Wilkes' booth. - Archie Bunker

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go. - Jarod Kintz

In nature, nothing is perfect and everything is perfect. Trees can be contorted, bent in weird ways, and they're still beautiful. - Alice Walker

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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