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Tree Table thanks to Keith Blake

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Wherever I sit is the head of the table. - H.L. Mencken

The apple will fall under the apple tree. - Greek Proverb

Time spent amongst trees is never wasted time. - Katrina Mayer

Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. - Shel Silverstein

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Kahlil Gibran

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Khalil Gibran

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

If you don't like where you are, move. You are not a tree. - Unknown

I took a walk in the woods and came out taller than the trees. - Henry David Thoreau

The Meathead swooped down on the table like a plague of crocuses. - Archie Bunker

I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright

The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world. - Oscar Wilde

Family Tree: The only tree whose branches seek the shelter of its roots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Thirteen at a table is unlucky only when the hostess has only twelve chops. - Groucho Marx

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

Someone's sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago. - Warren Buffett

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Kahlil Gibran

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

It is not hard to compose, but what is fabulously hard is to leave the superfluous notes under the table. - Johannes Brahms

For a great gaming experience, make sure the rails, cushion and slate of the pool table are of the best quality. - Unknown

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go. - Jarod Kintz

The axe cannot boast of the tree it has cut down. It could do nothing but for the woodsman. He made it, he sharpened it, and he used it. - Samuel Brengel

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash


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