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Didgeridoo (also known as didjeridu, or digideroo to Americans) - a wind instrument developed by Indigenous Australians of northern Australia

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Jazz is democracy in music. - Wynton Marsalis

Music, my rampart and my only one. - Edna St Vincent Millay

Rock Music: Sung in a rocking chair - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Jazz is not dead... it just smells funny. - Frank Zappa

Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Music is to the soul what words are to the mind. - Unknown

Music, when soft voices die, vibrates in the memory. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. - Steve Martin

The music is all around us. All you have to do is listen. - August Rush

Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Berthold Auerbach

We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams. - Arthur O'Shaughnessy

Music is my mistress, and she plays second fiddle to no one. - Duke Ellington

No one can whistle a symphony. It takes an orchestra to play it. - Halford E Luccock

The symphony must be like the world. It must embrace everything. - Gustav Mahler

If in the afterlife there is not music, we will have to import it. - Domenico Cieri Estrada

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. - Kin Hubbard

Country music has always been the best shrink that 15 bucks can buy. - Dierks Bentley

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

Music is the divine way to tell beautiful, poetic things to the heart. - Pablo Casals

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. - George Carlin

Accordion Music: Noise that comes from playing both ends against the middle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music sounds different to the one who plays it. It is the musician's curse. - Patrick Rothfuss

The musician is perhaps the most modest of animals, but he is also the proudest. - Erik Satie

Most people live and die with their music still unplayed. They never dare to try. - Mary Kay Ash

After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music. - Aldous Huxley

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

If you're in jazz and more than ten people like you, you're labeled commercial. - Herbie Mann

Music expresses that which cannot be put into words and that which cannot remain silent. - Victor Hugo

Music is everybody's possession. It's only publishers who think that people own it. - John Lennon

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you were music, I would listen to you ceaselessly, and my low spirits would brighten up. - Anna Akhmatova

In a weird kind of way, music has afforded me an idealism and perfectionism that I could never attain as me. - Billy Corgan

Music is by far the most wonderful method we have to remind us each day of the power of personal accomplishment. - Chris S Salazar

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

The basis of our partnership strategy and our partnership approach: We build the social technology. They provide the music. - Mark Zuckerberg

Look inside. That way lies dancing to the melodies spun out by your own heart. This is a symphony. All the rest are jingles. - Anna Quindlen

Great music is that which penetrates the ear with facility and leaves the memory with difficulty. Magical music never leaves the memory. - Thomas Beecham

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

The music that really turns me on is either running toward God or away from God. Both recognize the pivot, that God is at the center of the jaunt. - Bono


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