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Trillion Dollar Man

The Rothschilds and the Federal Reserve

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God gave me my money. - John D Rockefeller

One Scent: The cost of a skunk - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He buries gold who hides the truth. - Pythagoras

Wisdom is better than gold or silver. - German Proverb

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

The love of evil is the root of all money. - American Proverb

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. - Kathleen Norris

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

I like gold because it is a stabilizer; it is an insurance policy. - Kevin O'Leary

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D Rockefeller

Old houses mended, cost little less than new before they're ended. - Colley Cibber

Who recalls when folks got along without something if it cost too much? - Kin Hubbard

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? - Steven Wright

I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is. - Paul Harvey

I don't think about financial success as the measurement of my success. - Christie Hefner

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

Giving your son a skill is better than giving him one thousand pieces of gold. - Chinese Proverb

I haven't heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost. - Kin Hubbard

Money and success don't change people; they merely amplify what is already there. - Will Smith

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn

Permit me to issue and control the money of a nation, and I care not who makes its laws. - Mayer A. Rothschild

It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you. - Kin Hubbard

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

The fact remains that most of us are anesthetized to the true cost and true value of long term care insurance. - Michael Burgess

It cost God nothing, so far as we know, to create nice things: but to convert rebellious wills cost him crucifixion. - C S Lewis

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements


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