Trillion Dollar Man

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

Wisdom is better than gold or silver. - German Proverb

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

The cost of living is high, but it's worth it. - Unknown

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? - Unknown

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

Forgiveness is a gift of high value. Yet its cost is nothing. - Betty Smith

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

As every thread of gold is valuable, so is every moment of time. - J. Mason

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J Paul Getty

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly. - Peter deVries

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D. Rockefeller

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

Giving your son a skill is better than giving him one thousand pieces of gold. - Chinese Proverb

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran