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Trillion Dollar Man

The Rothschilds and the Federal Reserve

Trillion Dollar Man thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Investigating the Rothschild Fortune: Financing both sides of every war since Napoleon

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The law itself follows gold. - Propertius

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. - WC Fields

In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. - Kathleen Norris

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - George Carlin

Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it. - Henny Youngman

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it. - Kin Hubbard

Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold. - Mark Twain

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing. - Billy Rose

You meet your friend, your face brightens - you have struck gold. - Kassia

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark? - Steven Spielberg

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

I don't think about financial success as the measurement of my success. - Christie Hefner

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

A diamond, though set in horns, is still a diamond, and sparkles in purest gold. - Philip Massinger

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me his watch. - Woody Allen

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

A democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates. - Gore Vidal

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

The 77 cents that women make for every dollar men earn makes a real difference to our families - families stretching to make every dollar count. - Barbara Mikulski


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