Trillion Dollar Man

Gentlemen prefer bonds. - Andrew Mellon

Kind words cost nothing. - Unknown

Speak silver, reply gold. - Swahili Proverb

Every crowd has a silver lining. - P.T. Barnum

A fool and her money are soon courted. - Helen Rowland

All money is tainted, tain't none of it mine. - Thomas F. McGuire

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

How much pain have cost us the evils that have never happened. - Thomas Jefferson

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J Paul Getty

I like gold because it is a stabilizer; it is an insurance policy. - Kevin O'Leary

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D. Rockefeller

The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly. - Peter deVries

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

The man who never has money to pay his debts has too much of something else. - J.L. Basford

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

Happiness resides not in possessions, and not in gold, happiness dwells in the soul. - Democritus

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

They say love is more important than money. Have you tried paying your bills with a hug? - Dave Chapelle

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you. - Kin Hubbard

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

A boss on vacation is the most cost effective measure. Everybody in the office has a vacation at the cost of one. - Thibaut

To an entrepreneur, closing a financing often feels like the end of a marathon. It's actually the starting gun. - Andy Dunn

Tooth decay was a perennial problem that meant a mouthful of silver for patients, and for dentists a pocketful of gold. - Claudia Wallis

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire