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Trillion Dollar Man

The Rothschilds and the Federal Reserve

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Kind words cost nothing. - Unknown

When money speaks, truth keeps silent. - Russian Proverb

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

We hold the dust and let the gold go free. - G K Chesterton

I sell frosting for money. I'm a frostitute. - Unknown

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffett

The cost of living is high, but it's worth it. - Unknown

The best minute I spend is the one I invest in people. - Ken Blanchard

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude. - Richard Pryor

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

Faddict: Someone who has to try every new trend that comes along - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I like gold because it is a stabilizer; it is an insurance policy. - Kevin O'Leary

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

I'm a dirt person. I trust the dirt. I don't trust diamonds and gold. - Eartha Kitt

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

A sympathizer is a fellow that's for you as long as it doesn't cost anything. - Kin Hubbard

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

They say love is more important than money. Have you tried paying your bills with a hug? - Dave Chapelle

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

When a fellow says, 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,' it's the money. - Kin Hubbard

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

Kindness is the connection that links us all together and strengthens the bonds within our communities, neighborhoods, and families. - Rosalynn Carter

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher


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