Trillion Dollar Man

Marry money. - Max Shulman

The law itself follows gold. - Propertius

Wisdom is better than gold or silver. - German Proverb

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffett

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

When it comes to corruption, nothing succeeds like money. - American Proverb

Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it. - Henny Youngman

When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude. - Richard Pryor

The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes. - Amy Grant

Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold. - Mark Twain

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D Rockefeller

Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark? - Steven Spielberg

Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money. - Peter F Drucker

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years. - Henry Fielding

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

A sympathizer is a fellow that's for you as long as it doesn't cost anything. - Kin Hubbard

If you don't know who you are, the stock market is an expensive place to find out. - George Goodman

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn

They say love is more important than money. Have you tried paying your bills with a hug? - Dave Chapelle

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

When a fellow says, 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,' it's the money. - Kin Hubbard

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads. - Andy Borowitz

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran

The 77 cents that women make for every dollar men earn makes a real difference to our families - families stretching to make every dollar count. - Barbara Mikulski

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan