Turn Your Clocks Back

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Lost time is never found again. - Benjamin Franklin

Insects all business all the time. - David Foster Wallace

Procrastination is the thief of time. - Edward Young

I wasted time; now time doth waste me. - William Shakespeare

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

Lack of time is actually lack of priorities. - Tim Ferriss

In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper

One sees things for the first time only once. - Theodore H White

Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By.' - Casablanca

Why, when I am talking, does time seem to fly? - Bob Grant

The time to begin most things is ten years ago. - Mignon McLaughlin

Time heals all wounds, unless you pick at them. - Shaun Alexander

Tradition: A clock which tells what time it was. - Elbert Hubbard

Time flies over us, but leaves its shadow behind. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

The hardest thing to do is win it the second time. - Red Auerbach

There is always a time to make right what is wrong. - Susan Griffin

If you judge people, you have no time to love them. - Mother Teresa

There is never enough time, unless you're serving it. - Malcolm Forbes

Forever is a long time, but not as long as it was yesterday. - Dennis H'Orgnies

I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time. - Mark Twain

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. - Neil Postman

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright

The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau

There is a time for departure - even when there's no certain place to go. - Tennessee Williams

Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Time is the brush of God, as he paints his masterpiece on the heart of humanity. - Ravi Zacharias

In order to succeed you must fail, so that you know what not to do the next time. - Anthony d'Angelo

To achieve great things, two things are needed: a plan, and not quite enough time. - Leonard Bernstein

The only time you don't fail is the last time you try anything - and it works. - William Strong

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw

There was never yet a truly great man that was not at the same time truly virtuous. - Abraham Lincoln

Those who make the worst use of their time are the first to complain of its brevity. - Jean de la Bruyere

Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles

Nothing in the world is ever completely wrong. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day. - Paulo Coelho

Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse

The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. - Phyllis Diller

The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust. - Josh Billings

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

My career must be slipping. This is the first time I've been available to pick up an award. - Michael Caine

Don't be disquieted in time of adversity. Be firm with dignity and self-reliant with vigor. - Chiang Kai-shek

I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

By the time you're 80 years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it. - George Burns

There's a time and place for everything, and I believe it's called 'fan fiction'. - Joss Whedon

Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you're 12, but every single day. - Mike Myers

What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing 'k' instead of 'ok'? - Unknown

Time will discover everything to posterity. It is a babbler, and speaks even when no question is put. - Euripides

It takes less time to do something right the first time, than it does to explain why you did it wrong. - Unknown

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Never waste your time trying to explain who you are to people who are committed to misunderstanding you. - Unknown

When government accepts responsibility for people, then people no longer take responsibility for themselves. - George Pataki

There's no such thing as lack of time, only lack of focus. We can all do the things we really want to do. - Robyn Pearce

Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. - John P Barlow

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save. - Will Rogers

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

Do not waste time bothering whether you love your neighbor; act as if you do, and you will presently come to love him. - C S Lewis

No matter how busy you may think you are, you must find time for reading, or surrender yourself to self-chosen ignorance. - Atwood H Townsend

But, with time, one has encountered many of the monsters, and one is increasingly less terrified of those still to be met. - Kay Redfield Jamison

Every time you feel yourself being pulled into other people's drama, repeat these words: Not my circus, not my monkeys. - Polish Proverb

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar

In the marathon a crazy athlete can just keep pushing from the beginning; at a championship you don't need a time just to win the race. - Haile Gebrelassie

When you get older, you know that life's mysteries are revealed in the fullness of time. All you have to do is wait, watch, and be amazed. - Linda Gray

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash

Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we've been waiting for. We are the change that we seek. - Barack Obama