Turn Your Clocks Back

Live with no time out. - Simone de Beauvoir

Our costliest expenditure is time. - Theophrastus

Ancestry is a hereditary condition. - Unknown

People like to trace their ancestry. - Richard Dawkins

Genius is immediate, but talent takes time. - Janet Flanner

Time ripens all things, no man is born wise. - Miguel de Cervantes

One thing you can't recycle is wasted time. - Unknown

It's easier to dismiss ghosts in the daylight. - Patricia Briggs

Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman

Each time history repeats itself, the price goes up. - Ronald Wright

Time goes by fast when you're avoiding homework. - Unknown

We always have time enough, if we will but use it aright. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it. - Joan Rivers

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

When you argue with reality, you lose, but only 100% of the time. - Byron Katie

For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. - Bob Wells

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. - Raphael

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Unknown

It takes no more time to see the good side of life than to see the bad. - Jimmy Buffett

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. - Edith Wharton

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

Government can't give us anything without depriving us of something else. - Henry Hazlitt

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. - Oscar Wilde

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

Growing old is no more than a bad habit that a busy person has not time to form. - Andre Maurois

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love. - Tom Robbins

I'd rather be a few pounds heavier and enjoy life than be worried all the time. - Drew Barrymore

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status. - Laurence J. Peter

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

Writing is mentally stimulating; it's like a puzzle that makes you think all the time. - Stephanie Zimbalist

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government. - Woody Allen

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

A person is always startled when he hears himself seriously called an old man for the first time. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I had to have some balls to be Irish Catholic in South London. Most of that time I spent fighting. - Pierce Brosnan

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape. - Mark Twain

Most of us spend too much time on the last twenty-four hours and too little on the last six thousand years. - Will Durant

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time. - E.B. White

If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan

Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up. - George Burns

Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to criticize others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save. - Will Rogers

If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman

I was a Democrat for a period of time early on. And then I was also an independent. And then I became a Republican. - Donald Trump

You can never make the same mistake twice because the second time you make it, it's not a mistake, it's a choice. - Unknown

It's exhilarating to be alive in a time of awakening consciousness; it can also be confusing, disorienting, and painful. - Adrienne Rich

Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. - Joel Arthur Barker

After a time, you may find that having is not so pleasing a thing after all as wanting. It is not logical, but is often true. - Leonard Nimoy

The Republicans have all of the cards. And this is the time to get rid of Obamacare. This is the time to make the great deal. - Donald Trump

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. - Oscar Wilde

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

You can just ask customers what they want and then try to give that to them. By the time you get it built, they'll want something new. - Steve Jobs

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay

When you get older, you know that life's mysteries are revealed in the fullness of time. All you have to do is wait, watch, and be amazed. - Linda Gray

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote. - Paul Harvey

The future rewards those who press on. I don't have time to feel sorry for myself. I don't have time to complain. I'm going to press on. - Barack Obama

New Year's Day ... now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. - Mark Twain