QuotaBillsNurses are I.V. leaguers. - Unknown
Nurses are patient people. - Unknown
One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb
A young doctor means a new graveyard. - German Proverb
Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes. - Unknown
A young doctor makes a humpy graveyard. - English Proverb
Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet
Gladly accept the gifts of the present hour. - Horace
Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind. - William Shakespeare
Housewarming: The last call for wedding presents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Nurses — one of the few blessings of being ill. - Sara Moss-Wolfe
Three out of four doctors recommend another doctor. - Graffito
Somebody must get the incompetent lawyers and doctors. - George Bernard Shaw
Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown
My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled. - Red Skelton
Those gifts are ever the most acceptable which the giver has made precious. - Ovid
Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard
The doctors can cure all sorts of ills, except the shock of doctors' bills. - Unknown
The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift
If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway
No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild
Virus is a Latin word used by doctors to mean 'your guess is as good as mine'. - Bob Hope
I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller
True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker
Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle
Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek
The purpose of life is to discover your gifts, and the meaning of life is to give them away. - Martin Seligman
One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye
A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown
My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more. - Walter Matthau
If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood, I'd just type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov
Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey
I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis
Technology is a queer thing. It brings you great gifts with one hand, and it stabs you in the back with the other. - Carrie Snow
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields
Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope
A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown
I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield
Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown
When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield