QuotaBillsNurses are patient people. - Unknown
Good doctors make poor patients. - Unknown
The best doctor gives the least medicines. - Benjamin Franklin
Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet
Gladly accept the gifts of the present hour. - Horace
Nurses — one of the few blessings of being ill. - Sara Moss-Wolfe
Why do the best doctors have the sickest patients? - Unknown
Somebody must get the incompetent lawyers and doctors. - George Bernard Shaw
After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields
No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself. - Chinese Proverb
Whether a person is a male or female, a nurse is a nurse. - Gary Veale
Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund
A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer
My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled. - Red Skelton
The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir. - Thomas Fuller
Confucius say: "Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient." - Unknown
If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb
The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift
I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for. - James H. Boren
Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson
People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca
I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller
A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright
Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek
I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne
A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown
When asked what gift he wanted for his birthday, the yogi replied: I wish no gifts, only presence. - Unknown
The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes
We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas
Even if the doctor does not give you a year ... make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week. - Robert Louis Stevenson
I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put
the batteries. - Milton Berle
Technology is a queer thing. It brings you great gifts with one hand, and it stabs you in the back with the other. - Carrie Snow
A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor
We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly
Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw
Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp
I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield
Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown
When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield
A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer