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Twin Towers of Hope

In memory of those who lost their lives during 9/11

Twin Towers of Hope thanks to Jim Serritella

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An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I believe it is peace for our time. - Neville Chamberlain

I am not a politician, but a soldier. - Idi Amin

We will not have peace by afterthought. - Norman Cousins

Forgiveness is the key to action and freedom. - Hannah Arendt

My peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you. - John 14:27

Peace is when time doesn't matter as it passes by. - Maria Schell

Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace. - Buddha

I know but one freedom, and that is the freedom of the mind. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

I can have peace of mind only when I forgive rather than judge. - Gerald Jampolsky

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

The secret of happiness is freedom; the secret of freedom is courage. - Carrie Jones

The General was essentially a man of peace, except in his domestic life. - Oscar Wilde

Be selective in your battles. Sometimes peace is better than being right. - Unknown

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

Freedom of the press is useless when people do not understand what they read. - Gerald F Lieberman

This is your victory! It is the victory of the cause of freedom in every land. - Winston Churchill

When you see the world through serene eyes, you generate peace wherever you go. - Jerry Dorsman

We have within us an extraordinary capacity for love, joy, and unshakable freedom. - Jack Kornfield

Freedom from the desire for an answer is essential to the understanding of a problem. - J Krishnamurti

It is so easy to break down and destroy. The heroes are those who make peace and build. - Nelson Mandela

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

Hope is like peace. It is not a gift from God. It is a gift only we can give one another. - Elie Wiesel

Sometimes we receive the power to say yes to life. Then peace enters us and makes us whole. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

I didn't know that painters and writers retired. They're like soldiers – they just fade away. - Lawrence Ferlinghetti

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

God cannot give us a happiness and peace apart from Himself, because it is not there. There is no such thing. - C S Lewis

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

Lock up your libraries if you like; but there is no gate, no lock, no bolt that you can set upon the freedom of my mind. - Virginia Woolf

I can't build my hopes on a foundation of confusion, misery and death. I think peace and tranquility will return again. - Anne Frank

Remembering that each of us will take our turns in darkness and in light, let us be light for one another when the darkness falls. - Unknown

For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, says the Lord. Thoughts of peace and not of evil, to give you a future and a hope. - Bible

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

Freedom comes only to those who no longer ask of life that it shall yield them any of those personal goods that are subject to the mutations of time. - Bertrand Russell


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