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Twin Towers of Hope

In memory of those who lost their lives during 9/11

Twin Towers of Hope thanks to Jim Serritella

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Freedom lies in being bold. - Robert Frost

Necessity makes the best soldiers. - Josephus

Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever

Ambition is the grand enemy of all peace. - John Cowper Powys

Heresy is another word for freedom of thought. - Graham Greene

You have freedom when you're easy in your harness. - Robert Frost

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

The dead soldier's silence sings our national anthem. - Aaron Kilbourn

I know but one freedom, and that is the freedom of the mind. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

Be harmonious with each other, enrich the soldiers, ignore all others. - Septimius Severus

Once a man has tasted freedom, he will never be content to be a slave. - Walt Disney

The General was essentially a man of peace, except in his domestic life. - Oscar Wilde

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

This is your victory! It is the victory of the cause of freedom in every land. - Winston Churchill

Dr Donne's verses are like the peace of God - they pass all understanding. - James I

True peace is not merely the absence of tension; it is the presence of justice. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

For I remember it is Easter morn, and life and love and peace are all new born. - Alice F Palmer

Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes. - Mahatma Gandhi

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

Freedom from the desire for an answer is essential to the understanding of a problem. - J Krishnamurti

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Kierkegaard

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

Freedom in general may be defined as the absence of obstacles to the realization of desires. - Bertrand Russell

The more decisions that you are forced to make alone, the more you are aware of your freedom to choose. - Thornton Wilder

Perfect freedom is as necessary to the health and vigor of commerce as it is to the health and vigor of citizenship. - Patrick Henry

Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect. But we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in. - John F Kennedy

Remembering is a gift - a silent gift, because it roots us in reality while at the same time pointing us towards eternity. - Raphael Anzenberger

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah

A mere 40 years ago, beach volleyball was just beginning. No bureaucrat would have invented it, and that's what freedom is all about. - Newt Gingrich

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

When you forgive a wrongdoing, you give yourself peace of mind; you can go about your life with a feeling of serenity and be grateful again. - Unknown

Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom. - Viktor Frankl


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