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Twin Towers of Hope

In memory of those who lost their lives during 9/11

Twin Towers of Hope thanks to Jim Serritella

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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

Necessity makes the best soldiers. - Josephus

Anxiety is the dizziness of freedom. - Soren Kierkegaard

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. - Steven Wright

In war, there are no unwounded soldiers. - Jose Narosky

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

Find inner peace? I looked; it wasn't there. - Bob Geldorf

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

Lawyers are the foot soldiers of our Constitution. - Rennard Strickland

Peace is when time doesn't matter as it passes by. - Maria Schell

American freedom consists largely in talking nonsense. - Ed Howe

We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home. - Edward R. Murrow

The dead soldier's silence sings our national anthem. - Aaron Kilbourn

We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace. - Buddha

What a beautiful fix we are in now; peace has been declared. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Time misspent in youth is sometimes all the freedom one ever has. - Anita Brookner

If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace. - Thomas Paine

Freedom is always and exclusively freedom for the one who thinks differently. - Rosa Luxemburg

Never wear your best trousers when you go out to fight for freedom and truth. - Henrik Ibsen

Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse

In the last analysis, our only freedom is the freedom to discipline ourselves. - Bernard Baruch

What is human life? The first third a good time; the rest remembering about it. - Mark Twain

Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting. - Elizabeth Bibesco

A nation which makes the final sacrifice for life and freedom does not get beaten. - Kemal Ataturk

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

Remembering is a gift - a silent gift, because it roots us in reality while at the same time pointing us towards eternity. - Raphael Anzenberger

None who have always been free can understand the terrible fascinating power of the hope of freedom to those who are not free. - Pearl S Buck

The greatest advantage I know of being thought a wit by the world is that it gives one the greater freedom of playing the fool. - Jonathan Swift

An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot

Most people do not really want freedom, because freedom involves responsibility, and most people are frightened of responsibility. - Sigmund Freud

For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, says the Lord. Thoughts of peace and not of evil, to give you a future and a hope. - Bible

There is nothing more majestic than the determined courage of individuals willing to suffer and sacrifice for their freedom and dignity. - Martin Luther King Jr

A mere 40 years ago, beach volleyball was just beginning. No bureaucrat would have invented it, and that's what freedom is all about. - Newt Gingrich

We have believed - and we do believe now - that freedom is indivisible, that peace is indivisible, that economic prosperity is indivisible. - Indira Gandhi


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