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Handkerchief: Cold storage - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. - Mark Twain

Moving fast is not the same as going somewhere. - Robert Anthony

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

So many catastrophes in love are only accidents of egotism. - Hector Bianciotti

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

Do not the most moving moments of our lives find us all without words? - Marcel Marceau

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

Doubts are the ants in the pants of faith. They keep it awake and moving. - Frederick Buechner

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair

If everyone is moving forward together, then success takes care of itself. - Henry Ford

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

Moving doesn't change who you are. It only changes the view outside your window. - Rachel Hollis

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Move fast and break things. Unless you are breaking stuff, you are not moving fast enough. - Mark Zuckerberg

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

I can't stop moving. I'm like this weird insect. I can't sit still in real life. - Robin Wright

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are moving. - Oliver Wendall Holmes, Sr.

The great thing in this world is not so much where you stand, as in what direction you are moving. - Oliver Wendell-Holmes

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

The greatest pleasure I know is to do a good action by stealth, and to have it found out by accident. - Charles Lamb

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

It's not about how hard you can hit; it's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. - Rocky Balboa

Love one another, but make not a bond of love. Let it rather be a moving sea between the shores of your souls. - Kahlil Gibran

Progress is a tide. If we stand still we will surely be drowned. To stay on the crest, we have to keep moving. - Harold Mayfield

I've had the highest mountains. I've had the deepest rivers, you can have it all, but now, keep moving. - Imagine Dragons

Leadership is about creating powerful human currents moving enthusiastically and creatively in the right direction. - Unknown

Forgiveness is a way of opening up the doors again and moving forward, whether it's a personal life or a national life. - Hillary Clinton

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

You are responsible for your life. You can't keep blaming somebody else for your dysfunction. Life is really about moving on. - Oprah Winfrey

I'm a storyteller - that's the chief function of a director. And they're moving pictures, let's make 'em move! - Howard Hawks

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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