U.S. Millionaires

Money often costs too much. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

Nobody every lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

Praise is ever attendant on great wealth. - Roman Proverb

I find all this money a considerable burden. - J Paul Getty

Here's the money for our patentcy (patent). - Archie Bunker

Waitress: A woman who thinks money grows on trays - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - George Carlin

You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook. - Harry S Truman

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

Many wealthy people are little more than janitors of their possessions. - Frank Lloyd Wright

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? - Steven Wright

Cash Flow: The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Be charitable before wealth make thee covetous, and lose not the glory of the mite. - Thomas Brown

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffett

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Wealth is not a pizza, where if I have too many slices you have to eat the Domino's box. - P.J. O'Rourke

It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness: poverty and wealth have both failed. - Kin Hubbard

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

A man is not wealthy simply by the contents of his pockets alone, but instead by the richness of his heart. - Robert M. Hensel

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads. - Andy Borowitz

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers