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Smart tyrants retire rich. - Voltaire

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

No man is rich enough to buy back his past. - Oscar Wilde

I find all this money a considerable burden. - J Paul Getty

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

When the rich make war it's the poor that die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

When it comes to corruption, nothing succeeds like money. - American Proverb

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

A person's true wealth is the good he or she does in the world. - Mohammed

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

I'm not a paranoid deranged millionaire... I'm a billionaire. - Howard Hughes

There's only one thing money won't buy, and that's poverty. - Joe E Lewis

Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money. - Peter F Drucker

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

It's not about money. It's about the people you have, and how you're led. - Steve Jobs

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle

I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it. - Dorothy Parker

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

When a fellow says, 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,' it's the money. - Kin Hubbard

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

When I was young, I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old, I know it is. - Oscar Wilde

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

Written laws are like spider's webs; they will catch the weak and poor, but would be torn in pieces by the rich and powerful. - Anacharsis

A lost empire, lost power and lost wealth provide perfect circumstances for living happily and contentedly in our enchanted island. - Malcolm Muggeridge

You do not determine a man's greatness by his talent or wealth, as the world does, but rather by what it takes to discourage him. - Jerry Falwell


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