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Marry money. - Max Shulman

The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Money often costs too much. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Wisdom outweighs any wealth. - Sophocles

His wealth is superior to him. - African Saying

Wars are caused by undefended wealth. - Ernest Hemingway

One cannot both feast and become rich. - Ashanti Proverb

You can never be too rich or too thin. - Wallis W Simpson

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

Virtue was never as respectable as money. - Mark Twain

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

The rich man has more relations than he knows. - French Proverb

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

The truly rich are those who enjoy what they have. - Yiddish Proverb

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing. - Billy Rose

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D. Rockefeller

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford to let alone. - Henry David Thoreau

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffet

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

They say it is better to be poor and happy than rich and miserable, but how about a compromise like moderately rich and just moody? - Princess Diana

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher


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