U.S. Millionaires
Who wants to be a rich Congress Senator?
QuotaBillsMarry money. - Max Shulman
The rich are different. - F Scott Fitzgerald
The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Wisdom outweighs any wealth. - Sophocles
Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx
Virtue has never as respectable as money. - Mark Twain
Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser
Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx
Net Worth: Measurement of a fisherman's wealth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A father carries pictures where his money used to be. - Steve Martin
When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas. - Evita Peron
When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude. - Richard Pryor
No warning can save a people determined to grow suddenly rich. - Lord Overstone
Men do not desire to be rich, but to be richer than other men. - John S Mill
If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford
A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift
Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis
I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley
Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb
A rich rogue is like a fat hog, who never does good 'til as dead as a log. - Benjamin Franklin
Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster
Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown
A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown
The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard
Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek
The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando
You cannot sift out the poor from the community. The poor are indispensable to the rich. - Henry Ward Beacher
He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle
Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman
Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch
The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire
Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran
Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther
It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads. - Andy Borowitz
A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke
Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer
I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. - Donald Trump
Health is the finest possession. Contentment is the ultimate wealth. Trustworthy people are the best relatives. Unbinding is the supreme ease. - Buddha
It is a matter of whether one wants to get rich or be rich. We can be rich in Christ Jesus or perhaps get rich in Egypt, but we cannot do both. - Vance Havner