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U.S. Millionaires

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U.S. Millionaires thanks to Jim Serritella

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Marry money. - Max Shulman

The rich are different. - F Scott Fitzgerald

The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Wisdom outweighs any wealth. - Sophocles

Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx

Virtue has never as respectable as money. - Mark Twain

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

Net Worth: Measurement of a fisherman's wealth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A father carries pictures where his money used to be. - Steve Martin

When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas. - Evita Peron

When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude. - Richard Pryor

No warning can save a people determined to grow suddenly rich. - Lord Overstone

Men do not desire to be rich, but to be richer than other men. - John S Mill

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

A rich rogue is like a fat hog, who never does good 'til as dead as a log. - Benjamin Franklin

Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando

You cannot sift out the poor from the community. The poor are indispensable to the rich. - Henry Ward Beacher

He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads. - Andy Borowitz

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. - Donald Trump

Health is the finest possession. Contentment is the ultimate wealth. Trustworthy people are the best relatives. Unbinding is the supreme ease. - Buddha

It is a matter of whether one wants to get rich or be rich. We can be rich in Christ Jesus or perhaps get rich in Egypt, but we cannot do both. - Vance Havner


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