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Vegan Dentist

Introducing a Dentist that doesn't hunt lions

Vegan Dentist thanks to Keith Blake

Is he lion or telling the truth?

Reaction to Minnesota dentist Walter Palmer killing Cecil the lion in Zimbabwe's Hwange National Park

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Teeth are always in style. - Dr. Seuss

Mine is the least fat diet in the world. - Pierre Dukan

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

My friend has false teeth - with braces on them. - Steven Wright

A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

Three out of four doctors recommend another doctor. - Graffito

I don't trust any diet that doesn't allow sugar. - Bethenny Frankel

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

An aching tooth is better out than in.
To lose a rotting member is a gain. - Richard Baxter

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

Organic chemistry has become a vast rubbish heap of puzzling and bewildering compounds. - J Norman Collie

A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit

We have to nip Ebola in the bud before it spreads through Africa and to other countries. - Mark Zuckerberg

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly under-polluted. - Lawrence Summers

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood, I'd just type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

Tooth decay was a perennial problem that meant a mouthful of silver for patients, and for dentists a pocketful of gold. - Claudia Wallis

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Sometimes, giving up your privacy is a little like going to the dentist and we have let him have access that no one's ever had. - Tom Petty

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

My daily diet consists of basically anything I think looks tasty, whether that's pizza, sushi, burgers, quesadillas. I like everything. - Cameron Dallas


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