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Vegan Dentist

Introducing a Dentist that doesn't hunt lions

Vegan Dentist thanks to Keith Blake

Is he lion or telling the truth?

Reaction to Minnesota dentist Walter Palmer killing Cecil the lion in Zimbabwe's Hwange National Park

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Tibia: Country in North Africa - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dentist Office: A filling station - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid

God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

The best doctor gives the least medicines. - Benjamin Franklin

The way a doctor writes out a subscription. - Archie Bunker

Rise and rise again until lambs become lions. - Robin Hood

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

When spiderwebs unite, they can halt even the lion. - African Proverb

Would a lion cheat on his wife? No, but a Tiger Would. - Unknown

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

Hunting isn't just something I do. It's part of who I am. - Unknown

It's hard to get ivory in Africa, but in Alabama the Tuscaloosa. - Groucho Marx

Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. - Homer Simpson

You don't have to brush your teeth - just the ones you want to keep. - Unknown

I'm an emotional eater. When I get upset, my diet goes out the window. - Kelly Osbourne

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar

An aching tooth is better out than in.
To lose a rotting member is a gain. - Richard Baxter

No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

Organic chemistry has become a vast rubbish heap of puzzling and bewildering compounds. - J Norman Collie

I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly under-polluted. - Lawrence Summers

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent

Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Unknown

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws. - Charles N. Reilly

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood, I'd just type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov

I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins. - Carol Burnett

They talk about the failure of socialism but where is the success of capitalism in Africa, Asia and Latin America? - Fidel Castro

I am getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. It is called 'hunting for your spectacles.' - Edward Grey

A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield


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