Vegan Dentist

One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

Would a lion cheat on his wife? No, but a Tiger Would. - Unknown

A half doctor near is better than a whole one far away. - German Proverb

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

The lion is ashamed, it's true, when he hunts with the fox. - Gotthold E. Lessing

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. - Jane Austen

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

Be kind to your dentist because he has "fillings" too. - Unknown

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan

It's hard to get ivory in Africa, but in Alabama the Tuscaloosa. - Groucho Marx

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides

Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Unknown

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

Once you have mastered a technique, you hardly need look at a recipe again, and can take off on your own. - Julia Child

Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

To the person with a toothache, even if the world is tottering, there is nothing more important than a visit to a dentist. - George Bernard Shaw

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

Sometimes, giving up your privacy is a little like going to the dentist and we have let him have access that no one's ever had. - Tom Petty

I am keeping with tradition today. After I learned of my Golden Globe nomination, I went to the dentist, so today, let's make it the orthodontist. - Frankie Muniz