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Vegan Dentist

Introducing a Dentist that doesn't hunt lions

Vegan Dentist thanks to Keith Blake

Is he lion or telling the truth?

Reaction to Minnesota dentist Walter Palmer killing Cecil the lion in Zimbabwe's Hwange National Park

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One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

Would a lion cheat on his wife? No, but a Tiger Would. - Unknown

A half doctor near is better than a whole one far away. - German Proverb

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

The lion is ashamed, it's true, when he hunts with the fox. - Gotthold E. Lessing

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. - Jane Austen

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

Be kind to your dentist because he has "fillings" too. - Unknown

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan

It's hard to get ivory in Africa, but in Alabama the Tuscaloosa. - Groucho Marx

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides

Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Unknown

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

Once you have mastered a technique, you hardly need look at a recipe again, and can take off on your own. - Julia Child

Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

To the person with a toothache, even if the world is tottering, there is nothing more important than a visit to a dentist. - George Bernard Shaw

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

Sometimes, giving up your privacy is a little like going to the dentist and we have let him have access that no one's ever had. - Tom Petty

I am keeping with tradition today. After I learned of my Golden Globe nomination, I went to the dentist, so today, let's make it the orthodontist. - Frankie Muniz


From Start To Finish

Milkshake Diet

Hand Speech

Software Cake

Bland Entrance

Preikestolen Pulpit Rock

Redneck Firemen

Side Rail

Icy Grip Of Winter

2020 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars (3)

Brace For The Resolutioners

Shining Armor Knight

Icicle Drinks

Incontinent Pool

Handstand Snowman

Woke Up Early

Sincere Compliment

Snow Storage

Redneck Winter Spa

HoverCraft

Associate Demonstration

Stoned Longhorns

Wet Nose Fixer

Phones At Six