Vegan Dentist

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Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid

God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

The best doctor gives the least medicines. - Benjamin Franklin

The way a doctor writes out a subscription. - Archie Bunker

Rise and rise again until lambs become lions. - Robin Hood

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

When spiderwebs unite, they can halt even the lion. - African Proverb

Would a lion cheat on his wife? No, but a Tiger Would. - Unknown

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

Hunting isn't just something I do. It's part of who I am. - Unknown

It's hard to get ivory in Africa, but in Alabama the Tuscaloosa. - Groucho Marx

Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. - Homer Simpson

You don't have to brush your teeth - just the ones you want to keep. - Unknown

I'm an emotional eater. When I get upset, my diet goes out the window. - Kelly Osbourne

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar

An aching tooth is better out than in.
To lose a rotting member is a gain. - Richard Baxter

No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

Organic chemistry has become a vast rubbish heap of puzzling and bewildering compounds. - J Norman Collie

I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly under-polluted. - Lawrence Summers

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent

Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Unknown

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws. - Charles N. Reilly

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood, I'd just type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov

I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins. - Carol Burnett

They talk about the failure of socialism but where is the success of capitalism in Africa, Asia and Latin America? - Fidel Castro

I am getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. It is called 'hunting for your spectacles.' - Edward Grey

A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield