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When spiders unite, they can tie down a lion. - Ethiopian Proverb

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. - Unknown

A half doctor near is better than a whole one far away. - German Proverb

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

I'm as old as my tongue and a little bit older than my teeth. - Kris Kringle

If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him. - Martin H. Fischer

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

The majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish. - Carrie Underwood

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez

A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit

We have to nip Ebola in the bud before it spreads through Africa and to other countries. - Mark Zuckerberg

Therefore, it is necessary to be a fox to discover the snares and a lion to terrify the wolves. - Niccolo Machiavelli

A physician buries his mistakes, a dentist pulls them out, but a teacher has to live with them. - Unknown

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you. - Walt Disney

If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood, I'd just type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov

I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins. - Carol Burnett

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

They talk about the failure of socialism but where is the success of capitalism in Africa, Asia and Latin America? - Fidel Castro

Dieting is not a sprint, it's a marathon. If you celebrate the small victories, you will eventually win the war. - Ian K Smith

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

A squirrel dying in front of your house may be more relevant to your interests right now than people dying in Africa. - Mark Zuckerberg

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

The tiger, he come up with the tigeress. The lion, he come up with the lionette. The zebra, he come up with the zeberelle. - Archie Bunker

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown

I've got a great doctor. He gave a guy six months to live. They couldn't pay his bill so he gave him another six months. - Henny Youngman

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield