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Vegan Dentist

Introducing a Dentist that doesn't hunt lions

Vegan Dentist thanks to Keith Blake

Is he lion or telling the truth?

Reaction to Minnesota dentist Walter Palmer killing Cecil the lion in Zimbabwe's Hwange National Park

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Quack: A duck's Doctor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Drill Sergeant: An army dentist. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

The universe is not a machine; it is an organic whole. - Ravi Zacharias

No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself. - Chinese Proverb

Conflict Of Interest: A dental school with a hockey team - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

The cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good, spit it out. - Unknown

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

Be kind to your dentist because he has "fillings" too. - Unknown

Cavity: Empty space ready to be stuffed with dentist's bills. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir. - Thomas Fuller

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw

Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. - Homer Simpson

It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez

The grinding of the intellect is for most people as painful as a dentist's drill. - Leonard Woolf

People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

A squirrel dying in front of your house may be more relevant to your interests right now than people dying in Africa. - Mark Zuckerberg

The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to know. - Will Rogers

In California virtually everyone has had their teeth whitened. If they all smiled at once, they would give us a headache. - Garrison Keillor

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown

I've got a great doctor. He gave a guy six months to live. They couldn't pay his bill so he gave him another six months. - Henny Youngman

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield

I am keeping with tradition today. After I learned of my Golden Globe nomination, I went to the dentist, so today, let's make it the orthodontist. - Frankie Muniz


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