Vegan Dentist

Teeth are always in style. - Dr. Seuss

Mine is the least fat diet in the world. - Pierre Dukan

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

My friend has false teeth - with braces on them. - Steven Wright

A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

Three out of four doctors recommend another doctor. - Graffito

I don't trust any diet that doesn't allow sugar. - Bethenny Frankel

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

An aching tooth is better out than in.
To lose a rotting member is a gain. - Richard Baxter

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

Organic chemistry has become a vast rubbish heap of puzzling and bewildering compounds. - J Norman Collie

A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit

We have to nip Ebola in the bud before it spreads through Africa and to other countries. - Mark Zuckerberg

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly under-polluted. - Lawrence Summers

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood, I'd just type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

Tooth decay was a perennial problem that meant a mouthful of silver for patients, and for dentists a pocketful of gold. - Claudia Wallis

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Sometimes, giving up your privacy is a little like going to the dentist and we have let him have access that no one's ever had. - Tom Petty

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

My daily diet consists of basically anything I think looks tasty, whether that's pizza, sushi, burgers, quesadillas. I like everything. - Cameron Dallas