QuotaBillsHealth food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin
Organic Farm: Tilling like it is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The dieting wars have got to stop. - Lady Gaga
Vegan: An alien from the planet Lettuce - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson
Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck
Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. - Rita Rudner
Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day
Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert
Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey
Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine
Irony: 1. Being witty at all costs; 2. A vegetarian catching swine flu. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen
Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock
The majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish. - Carrie Underwood
I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar
The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift
Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye
People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen
If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins
An old timer is one who remembers when we counted our blessings instead of our calories. - Unknown
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben
I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown
Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon
I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis
I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell
I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown
Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz
I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis
The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller
I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. - Jean Kerr
I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni
If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt
In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai
New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie
Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso