Vegetarian MissSteak

Life is too short to be on a diet. - Taylor J Reid

Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

Mine is the least fat diet in the world. - Pierre Dukan

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

The heart, like the stomach, wants a varied diet. - Gustave Flaubert

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck

Envy and greed starve on a healthy diet of thanksgiving. - Billy Graham

Nothing burns more calories than dancing in 5-inch heels. - Ariana Grande

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock

If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

Dieting is not a sprint, it's a marathon. If you celebrate the small victories, you will eventually win the war. - Ian K Smith

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

I'm off the diet, but not the treadmill. I speak as someone who's attempted to lose weight and get fit thrice before in my life. - Ronnie Screwvala

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

I cook croquetas, and I eat jamon. I keep my diet 100% Mediterranean and drink my Rioja. In that sense, I have a piece of Spain in West Hollywood. - Paz Vega

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso