Walking The Dog

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

To err is human, for forgive, canine. - Unknown

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

I am a slow walker, but I never walk backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

Anywhere is walking distance if you've got the time. - Steven Wright

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying. - Charlie Chaplin

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

Hiking's not for everyone. Notice the wilderness is mostly empty. - Sonja Yoerg

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

The bodies in my floor all trusted someone. Now I walk on them to tea. - Victoria Schwab

You can become a winner only if you are willing to walk over the edge. - Damon Runyon

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

Walk boldly and wisely... there is a hand above that will help thee on. - Philip James Bailey

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin

Make a bet every day, otherwise you might walk around lucky and never know it. - Jimmy Jones

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

If we learned to walk and talk the way we learn to read an write, everyone would limp and stutter. - Mark Twain

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

No one saves us but ourselves.
No one can and no one may.
We ourselves must walk the path. - Buddha

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

The secret to living well and longer is: EAT half; WALK double; LAUGH triple; and LOVE without measure. - Unknown

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

Our society is walking through a maze of cultural land mines and the heaviest price is exacted as we send our children on ahead. - Ravi Zacharias

The great outdoors is a theme with me; a walking holiday in Scotland is perfect - Culloden and the forests of Aviemore are both favourites. - Erin O'Connor

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash