Walking The Dog

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

Do crabs think we walk sideways? - Bill Murray

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

To err is human, for forgive, canine. - Unknown

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

I'm walking here! I'm walking here! - Midnight Cowboy

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

I am a slow walker, but I never walk backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

You know you're old if your walker has an airbag. - Phyllis Diller

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

Anywhere is walking distance if you've got the time. - Steven Wright

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. - Steven Wright

I took a walk in the woods and came out taller than the trees. - Henry David Thoreau

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

Want to walk fast, walk alone.
Want to walk far, walk together. - African Proverb

The bodies in my floor all trusted someone. Now I walk on them to tea. - Victoria Schwab

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

You don't learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing and falling over. - Richard Branson

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. - Steven Wright

Drama does not just walk into our lives. Either we create it, invite it, or associate with it. - Brandi L. Bates

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The secret to living well and longer is: EAT half; WALK double; LAUGH triple; and LOVE without measure. - Unknown

Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. - Robert Townsend

If I lose, I'll walk away and never feel bad because I did all I could. There was nothing more to do. - Joe Frazier

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. - Hawkeye

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

The moment you feel like you have to prove your worth to someone is the moment to absolutely and utterly walk away. - Alysia Harris

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

Our society is walking through a maze of cultural land mines and the heaviest price is exacted as we send our children on ahead. - Ravi Zacharias

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

One day you will ask me which is more important? My life or yours? I will say mine and you will walk away not knowing that you are my life. - Khalil Gibran

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

It was one of the most ancient terrors, the one that meant that no sooner had mankind learned to walk on two legs than it dropped to its knees. - Terry Pratchett

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller