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Walking The Dog

Days when Jethro is easier to handle than the poodle

Walking The Dog thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Dog walking tips

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

He who limps is still walking. - Joan Rivers

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

Stand up and walk out of your history. - Phil McGraw

How much is that doggie in the window? - Bob Merrill

All know the way, few actually walk it. - Bodhidharma

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

You know you're old if your walker has an airbag. - Phyllis Diller

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

Take a walk with a turtle. And behold the world in pause. - Bruce Feiler

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

wanderer, there is no path,
the path is made by walking. - Antonio Machado

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

Hiking's not for everyone. Notice the wilderness is mostly empty. - Sonja Yoerg

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

The bodies in my floor all trusted someone. Now I walk on them to tea. - Victoria Schwab

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles. - Johnny Carson

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Never give advice unless you have walked the walk, because anybody can talk the talk. - Valencia Mackie

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny. - Kathryn Carpenter

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. - Hawkeye

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller


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