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Walking The Dog

Days when Jethro is easier to handle than the poodle

Walking The Dog thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Dog walking tips

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Happiness is a warm puppy. - Charles Schulz

I walk slowly but never backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Walk The Plank: A pirate's board game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

I'm walking here! I'm walking here! - Midnight Cowboy

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Walk as if you are kissing the Earth with your feet. - Thich Nhat Hanh

You know you're old if your walker has an airbag. - Phyllis Diller

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

The bodies in my floor all trusted someone. Now I walk on them to tea. - Victoria Schwab

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

You can become a winner only if you are willing to walk over the edge. - Damon Runyon

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin

Make a bet every day, otherwise you might walk around lucky and never know it. - Jimmy Jones

There are no wrong turnings. Only paths we had not known we were meant to walk. - Guy Gavriel Kay

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

People think I have an interesting walk. Hell, I am just trying to hold my gut in. - Robert Mitchum

Never give advice unless you have walked the walk, because anybody can talk the talk. - Valencia Mackie

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell. - Robert Byrne

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

So come, and slowly we will walk through green gardens and marvel at this strange and sweet world. - Sylvia Plath

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

No one saves us but ourselves.
No one can and no one may.
We ourselves must walk the path. - Buddha

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. - Robert Townsend

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

The effective leader recognizes that they are more dependent on their people than they are on them. Walk softly. - Brian Tracy

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber

The moment you feel like you have to prove your worth to someone is the moment to absolutely and utterly walk away. - Alysia Harris

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. - Lin Yutang

I felt as if I were walking with destiny, and that all my past life had been but a preparation for this hour and this trial. - Winston Churchill

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

Life is always walking up to us and saying, "Come on in, the living's fine," and what do we do? Back off and take its picture. - Russell Baker

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller


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