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Walking The Dog

Days when Jethro is easier to handle than the poodle

Walking The Dog thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Dog walking tips

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Happiness is a warm puppy. - Charles Schulz

We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Would a fly without wings be called a walk? - George Carlin

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

I'm walking here! I'm walking here! - Midnight Cowboy

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. - Steven Wright

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

Make a bet every day, otherwise you might walk around lucky and never know it. - Jimmy Jones

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

People think I have an interesting walk. Hell, I am just trying to hold my gut in. - Robert Mitchum

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell. - Robert Byrne

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

I'm not a walking extra in a Chekhov play; I'm no Slavic gloom or Irish gloom. - Orson Welles

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Tennyson

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. - Robert Townsend

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. - Hawkeye

The effective leader recognizes that they are more dependent on their people than they are on them. Walk softly. - Brian Tracy

This is what the Lord asks of you: only this, to act justly, to love tenderly, and to walk humbly with your God. - Bible

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult. - C S Lewis

I felt as if I were walking with destiny, and that all my past life had been but a preparation for this hour and this trial. - Winston Churchill

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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