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Jazz is democracy in music. - Wynton Marsalis

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

A rich man has no need of character. - Hebrew Proverb

Character is what you think in the dark. - Dwight L. Moody

Snoring: 1. Sheet music; 2. Sound sleeping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

The only love affair I have ever had was with music. - Maurice Ravel

Public behavior is merely private character writ large. - Stephen Covey

The music is not in the notes, but in the silence between. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Music touches us emotionally, where words alone can't. - Johnny Depp

Music can be made anywhere, is invisible and does not smell. - W H Auden

There is no greater index of character so sure as the voice. - Benjamin Disraeli

In my last movie I played an unsympathetic character - myself. - Oscar Levant

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

Nothing is capable of being well set to music that is not nonsense. - Joseph Addison

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer. - Victor Borge

Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - Zig Ziglar

Music acts like a magic key, to which the most tightly closed heart opens. - Maria Augusta von Trapp

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We all lose our looks eventually, better develop your character and interest in life. - Jacqueline Bisset

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

The only purpose for music should be the glory of God and the re-creation of the human spirit. - Johann Sebastian Bach

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin

Melody is the essence of music. I compare a good melodist to a fine racer, and counterpoints to hack post-horses. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

To live is to be musical, starting with the blood dancing in your veins. Everything living has a rhythm. Do you feel your music? - Michael Jackson

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny. - Andre Maurois

Everything in me feels fluttering and free, like I could take off from the ground at any second. Music, I think, makes me feel like music. - Lauren Oliver

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White


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