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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Character is destiny. - Greek Proverb

Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Rock Music: Sung in a rocking chair - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is. - Noel Coward

Fame is proof that the people are gullible. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - John Wooden

Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher

Life always takes on the character of its motive. - J.G. Holland

Do what you know and perception is converted into character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The hardest instrument in the orchestra to play is second fiddle. - Leonard Bernstein

Talent is formed in solitude, character in the bustle of the world. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Unto ourselves our own life is necessary, unto others our character. - St. Augustine

Music produces a kind of pleasure which human nature cannot do without. - Confucius

Success is the only motivational factor that a boy with character needs. - Woody Hayes

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. - Frank Zappa

Music sounds different to the one who plays it. It is the musician's curse. - Patrick Rothfuss

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf. - Walter Lippmann

Music could ache and hurt, that beautiful music was a place a suffering man could hide. - Pat Conroy

Propaganda: 1. Patriotism as practiced by our enemies; 2. Polite, well behaved male goose. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

It is simply my life, music. I live it, breathe it, talk with it. I am almost unconscious of it. - Arthur Rubinstein

Fame is not the glory! Virtue is the goal, and fame only a messenger, to bring more to the fold. - Vanna Bonta

If one plays good music, people don't listen and if one plays bad music people don't talk. - Oscar Wilde

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

A hundred years from now, people will listen to the music of the Beatles the same way we listen to Mozart. - Paul McCartney

Xylophone: Revolutionary communication device that turns the sounds of the voice into a mellow, musical chime - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My heart, which is so full to overflowing, has often been solaced and refreshed by music when sick and weary. - Martin Luther

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Dubmerol: When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen


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