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Fiddlesticks: Violin bows. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

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He has Van Gogh's ear for music. - Billy Wilder

Music is the strongest form of magic. - Marilyn Manson

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Canned music is like audible wallpaper. - Alistair Cooke

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is. - Noel Coward

Music comes to me more readily than words. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Winning takes talent, to repeat takes character. - John Wooden

Music is to the soul what words are to the mind. - Unknown

Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence. - Robert Fripp

Who hears music, feels his solitude peopled at once. - Robert Browning

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. - Steve Martin

Public behavior is merely private character writ large. - Stephen Covey

You just pick a chord, go twang, and you've got music. - Sid Vicious

Modern music is three farts and a raspberry, orchestrated. - John Barbirolli

Persistence is to the character of man as carbon is to steel. - Napoleon Hill

The hardest instrument in the orchestra to play is second fiddle. - Leonard Bernstein

Character may almost be called the most effective means of persuasion. - Aristotle

Music is what tells us that the human race is greater than we realize. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The power of music feels like taking a a nice brake from this busy world. - Millie DeWitt

Music acts like a magic key, to which the most tightly closed heart opens. - Maria Augusta von Trapp

Each soul is tuned to a different pitch. Music is about harmonizing the soul. - Wu-Tang Clan

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

Music is the only thing I've ever known that doesn't have any rules at all. - Josh Homme

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Music expresses that which cannot be put into words and that which cannot remain silent. - Victor Hugo

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

Talents are best nurtured in solitude. Character is best formed in the stormy billows of the world. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

The best rule of thumb for character is to remember that if you can't be big, don't belittle. - Unknown

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense. - Robert Frost

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? - David Sarnoff

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


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