Warm Them Up

Happiness is a warm puppy. - Charles Schulz

My favorite animal is steak. - Fran Lebowitz

Warren: Good name for a rabbit - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A wounded deer leaps the highest. - Emily Dickinson

Rabbit: Hare today, mink tomorrow - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hare Brush: Used to groom a rabbit - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Be brave, little rabbit. Take a chance. - Cherise Sinclair

Goose Bumps: To keep geese from speeding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown

Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. - James Dent

Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown

Chop your own wood, and it will warm you twice. - Henry Ford

One man's goose is another man's dander. - Archie Bunker

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

What's good for the goose is good for the gander. - English Proverb

Hunting: the least honorable form of war on the weak. - Paul Richard

What good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness? - John Steinbeck

A fox should not be on the jury at a goose's trial. - Thomas Fuller

Ego: the fallacy whereby a goose thinks he's a swan. - Oscar Levant

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

Hunting isn't just something I do. It's part of who I am. - Unknown

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

A friendship that like love is warm; A love like friendship, steady. - Thomas Moore

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose. - Clarence Darrow

All the statistics in the world can't measure the warmth of a smile. - Chris Hart

Problem solving is hunting. It is savage pleasure and we are born to it. - Thomas Harris

A goose flies by a chart the Royal Geographical Society could not improve. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

A great song should lift your heart, warm the soul and make you feel good. - Colbie Caillat

He writes so well he makes me feel like putting the quill back in the goose. - Fred Allen

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth. - African Proverb

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness. - John Steinbeck

Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

In my cosmology, indigenous wild deer are more important than exotic ornamental shrubs. - Elizabeth M. Thomas

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

Whether you wind up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends on the kind of chick you married. - Unknown

You know you're getting old when your idea of a hot, flaming desire is a barbecued steak. - Victoria Fabiano

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

The fabled musk deer searches the world over for the source of the scent which comes from itself. - Ramakrishna

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

In hunting - as in life - sometimes the thing you need most isn't the thing you went looking for. - Unknown

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

We need 4 hugs a day for survival. We need 8 hugs a day for maintenance. We need 12 hugs a day for growth. - Virginia Satir

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. - Robert Bloch

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

When you realize you've made a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm. - Unknown

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

Happiness in this world, when it comes, comes incidentally. Make it the object of pursuit, and it leads us a wild-goose chase, and is never attained. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

What's my type? Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait - I'm describing my bed again. - Bill Murray