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Warm Them Up

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Warm Them Up thanks to Shawn Kennedy

Winter survival begins in the kitchen

Warm Them Up thanks to Shawn Kennedy

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Happiness is a warm puppy. - Charles Schulz

A wounded deer leaps the highest. - Emily Dickinson

Rabbit: Hare today, mink tomorrow - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hare Brush: Used to groom a rabbit - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Be brave, little rabbit. Take a chance. - Cherise Sinclair

Goose Bumps: To keep geese from speeding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown

Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. - James Dent

Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown

Chop your own wood, and it will warm you twice. - Henry Ford

One man's goose is another man's dander. - Archie Bunker

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

Hunting: the least honorable form of war on the weak. - Paul Richard

A fox should not be on the jury at a goose's trial. - Thomas Fuller

Ego: the fallacy whereby a goose thinks he's a swan. - Oscar Levant

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

Let's bask in television's warm, glowing, warming glow. - Homer Simpson

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

What if my trousers are shabby and worn, they cover a warm heart. - Tom Masson

Hunting isn't just something I do. It's part of who I am. - Unknown

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

A friendship that like love is warm; A love like friendship, steady. - Thomas Moore

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose. - Clarence Darrow

All the statistics in the world can't measure the warmth of a smile. - Chris Hart

Problem solving is hunting. It is savage pleasure and we are born to it. - Thomas Harris

A goose flies by a chart the Royal Geographical Society could not improve. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

A great song should lift your heart, warm the soul and make you feel good. - Colbie Caillat

He writes so well he makes me feel like putting the quill back in the goose. - Fred Allen

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth. - African Proverb

What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness. - John Steinbeck

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

Whether you wind up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends on the kind of chick you married. - Unknown

Music brings a warm glow to my vision, thawing mind and muscle from their endless wintering. - Haruki Murakami

You know you're getting old when your idea of a hot, flaming desire is a barbecued steak. - Victoria Fabiano

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

The fabled musk deer searches the world over for the source of the scent which comes from itself. - Ramakrishna

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

In hunting - as in life - sometimes the thing you need most isn't the thing you went looking for. - Unknown

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

We need 4 hugs a day for survival. We need 8 hugs a day for maintenance. We need 12 hugs a day for growth. - Virginia Satir

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine

I am getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. It is called 'hunting for your spectacles.' - Edward Grey

When you realize you've made a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm. - Unknown

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt

Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life. - Groucho Marx

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

Happiness in this world, when it comes, comes incidentally. Make it the object of pursuit, and it leads us a wild-goose chase, and is never attained. - Nathaniel Hawthorne


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