Warm Them Up

My favorite animal is steak. - Fran Lebowitz

A wounded deer leaps the highest. - Emily Dickinson

Be brave, little rabbit. Take a chance. - Cherise Sinclair

Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown

Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. - James Dent

Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown

Chop your own wood, and it will warm you twice. - Henry Ford

One man's goose is another man's dander. - Archie Bunker

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

What's good for the goose is good for the gander. - English Proverb

What good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness? - John Steinbeck

A fox should not be on the jury at a goose's trial. - Thomas Fuller

Ego: the fallacy whereby a goose thinks he's a swan. - Oscar Levant

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt

Let's bask in television's warm, glowing, warming glow. - Homer Simpson

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

A friendship that like love is warm; A love like friendship, steady. - Thomas Moore

All the statistics in the world can't measure the warmth of a smile. - Chris Hart

A goose flies by a chart the Royal Geographical Society could not improve. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

He writes so well he makes me feel like putting the quill back in the goose. - Fred Allen

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

In my cosmology, indigenous wild deer are more important than exotic ornamental shrubs. - Elizabeth M. Thomas

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

The fabled musk deer searches the world over for the source of the scent which comes from itself. - Ramakrishna

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. - Unknown

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

When you realize you've made a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm. - Unknown

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life. - Groucho Marx

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell