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Water Bomber Pilot

Training pilots for fire fighting season

Water Bomber Pilot thanks to Keith Blake

Up close aerial firefighting

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Water rusts pipes. - WC Fields

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres

Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not. - Ursula K. Le Guin

Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. - Steven Wright

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


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