Water Bomber Pilot

Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown

Water is the only drink for a wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb

Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly

He was so good he would pour rose water on a toad. - Douglas Jerrold

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. - Mitch Hedberg

I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren

Keep a little fire burning; however small, however hidden. - Cormac McCarthy

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings

The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots. - Sean Connery

The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up. - Unknown

Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying

This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

There was a fire at the main Inland Revenue office in London today, but it was put out before any serious good was done. - Ronnie Corbett

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

Well, yes, I've fired a lot of people. Generally I like other people to fire, because it's always a lousy task. But I have fired many people. - Donald Trump