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Water Holder thanks to Mike King

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Water rusts pipes. - WC Fields

Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

He was so good he would pour rose water on a toad. - Douglas Jerrold

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

An optimist is a man who starts a crossword puzzle with a fountain pen. - Unknown

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

Instead of letting your hardships and failures discourage or exhaust you, let them inspire you. - Michelle Obama

When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson


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