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Feast: An eat wave. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hollow: An empty greeting - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes

Executive Shakeup: Title wave. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We're all equal before a wave. - Laird Hamilton

Antisocial: Mother's sister being friendly. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I didn't give you the finger - you earned it. - Bill Murray

Absence, and a friendly neighbor, washeth away love. - English Proverb

The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck

Russia is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma. - Winston Churchill

There is no income tax in Russia. But there's no income. - Will Rogers

Nothing is there more friendly to a man than a friend in need. - Plautus

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner

Valedictory: A demonstration of how to wave bye-bye with the tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You wanna talk that Russian talk, take yourself back over to the USSO. - Archie Bunker

If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger. - Frank Lloyd Wright

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

I'm a big laser believer - I really think they are the wave of the future. - Courteney Cox

Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level. - Max L. Forman

Tabloid: 1. A newspaper with a permanent crime wave; 2. A screamlined newspaper. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, the Party can always find you. - Yakov Smirnoff

You can lead audiences to a half-dressed, aging pop star but you can't make them watch. - Megan Basham

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

I think Kazan is Russia's sportiest city after Moscow, leaving all the others far behind. - Marat Safin

Like trying a man's finger for having pulled the trigger of a gun which murdered someone. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

Betrayal always comes wrapped up in a friendly cloak. It's one of the first things I learned in the Senate. - Kevin Hearne

When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that four of his fingers are pointing at himself. - Louis Nizer

Why is propaganda so much more successful when it stirs up hatred than when it tries to stir up friendly feeling? - Bertrand Russell

Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there. - Yakov Smirnoff

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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