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We Are All Tied Together

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We Are All Tied Together thanks to Barry McCartney

What ties you down?

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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

Character is much easier kept than recovered. - Thomas Paine

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

Public behavior is merely private character writ large. - Stephen Covey

Mothers are like buttons. They hold everything together. - Unknown

A man's manner to a certain extent indicates his character. - Samuel Smiles

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together. - Woodrow Wilson

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

Negotiate: To seek a meeting of the minds without the knocking together of heads - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

We all lose our looks eventually, better develop your character and interest in life. - Jacqueline Bisset

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

I do know the American gentleman, God forgive me for putting two such words together. - Charles Dickens

You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow. - To Have and Have Not

Today couples live together until they learn to detest one another. Then they get married. - G K Chesterton

Your reputation is what you’re perceived to be, Your character is what you really are. - John Wooden

Fame is not the glory! Virtue is the goal, and fame only a messenger, to bring more to the fold. - Vanna Bonta

On our own, we are marshmallows and dried spaghetti, but together we can become something bigger. - C.B. Cook

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. - Thomas B Macaulay

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Most people say that it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character. - Albert Einstein

Many things which cannot be overcome when they are together, yield themselves up when taken little by little. - Plutarch

Xylophone: Revolutionary communication device that turns the sounds of the voice into a mellow, musical chime - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people not characters. A character is a caricature. - Ernest Hemingway

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby

True faith rests upon the character of God and asks no further proof than the moral perfections of the One who cannot lie. - A.W. Tozer

I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison

Justice, sir, is the great interest of man on earth. It is the ligament which holds civilized beings and civilized nations together. - Daniel Webster

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

I'd like to get something together - like a Handel, Bach, Muddy Waters, flamenco-type of thing. If I could get that sound, I'd be happy. - Jimi Hendrix

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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