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We Are All Tied Together

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We Are All Tied Together thanks to Barry McCartney

What ties you down?

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Fate is character. - William Winter

Character is destiny. - Greek Proverb

Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

Character is perfectly educated will. - Novalis

Fame is proof that the people are gullible. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Persistence is to the character of man as carbon is to steel. - Napoleon Hill

A man's manner to a certain extent indicates his character. - Samuel Smiles

A boss commands, but a leader will always bring a team together. - Unknown

Why have all the pieces joined together to create such a cruel fate? - ichtys

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman

If everyone is moving forward together, then success takes care of itself. - Henry Ford

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. - Ronald Reagan

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Today couples live together until they learn to detest one another. Then they get married. - G K Chesterton

Propaganda: 1. Patriotism as practiced by our enemies; 2. Polite, well behaved male goose. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs

Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

Mothers are like glue, Even when you can't see them, they're still holding the family together. - Susan Gale

Most people say that it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character. - Albert Einstein

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop. - Winston Churchill

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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