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We Are All Tied Together

Shared understanding and common goals

We Are All Tied Together thanks to Barry McCartney

What ties you down?

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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

Love is being stupid together. - Paul Valery

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - Unknown

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Winning takes talent, to repeat takes character. - John Wooden

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

Character is not given to us; we build it ourselves. - Mabel Hale

Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - John Ruskin

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock. - Charles Simmons

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

It is of little traits that the greatest human character is composed. - William Winter

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - John Wooden

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

We live very close together. So, our prime purpose in this life is to help others. - Dalai Lama

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

I do know the American gentleman, God forgive me for putting two such words together. - Charles Dickens

Love endures only when the lovers love many things together and not merely each other. - Walter Lippmann

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered. - Aeschylus

Writing is like sewing together what I call these 'buttons,' these bits and pieces. - Sandra Cisneros

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Character is, in the long run, the decisive factor in the life of individuals and of nations alike. - Theodore Roosevelt

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

Most people say that it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character. - Albert Einstein

When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people not characters. A character is a caricature. - Ernest Hemingway

Every human being is intended to have a character of his own; to be what no others are, and to do what no other can do. - William Henry Channing

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. - George Burns

Being happy isn't having everything in your life be perfect. Maybe it's about stringing together all the little things. - Ann Brashares

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop. - Winston Churchill

It's when we start working together that the real healing takes place. It's when we start spilling our sweat, and not our blood. - David Hume


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