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We Are All Tied Together

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We Are All Tied Together thanks to Barry McCartney

What ties you down?

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Fate is character. - William Winter

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

God always strives together with those who strive. - Aeschylus

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

If you don't have enemies, you don't have character. - Paul Newman

There is no greater index of character so sure as the voice. - Benjamin Disraeli

A man's manner to a certain extent indicates his character. - Samuel Smiles

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

Colors must fit together as pieces in a puzzle or cogs in a wheel. - Hans Hofmann

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

The world may take your reputation from you, but it cannot take your character. - Emma Dunham Kelley

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. - Ronald Reagan

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Laughter is a uniting force; it brings people together, and it makes hardship easier. - Montaigne

Love endures only when the lovers love many things together and not merely each other. - Walter Lippmann

Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together. - Vincent van Gogh

Society has traditionally always tied to find scapegoats for its problems. Well, here I am. - Marilyn Manson

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

Your reputation is what you’re perceived to be, Your character is what you really are. - John Wooden

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The best rule of thumb for character is to remember that if you can't be big, don't belittle. - Unknown

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. - Thomas B Macaulay

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

Many things which cannot be overcome when they are together, yield themselves up when taken little by little. - Plutarch

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

Families are like puzzles. They fit together in a certain way, and if one piece is missing, it throws everything off. - Richard Schiff

My heart to you is given:
Oh, do give yours to me;
We'll lock them up together,
And throw away the key. - Frederick Saunders

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. - George Burns

I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle


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