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We Are All Tied Together

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We Are All Tied Together thanks to Barry McCartney

What ties you down?

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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

I do. That is character! - Theodore Roosevelt

Polite conversation is rarely either. - Fran Lebowitz

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher

God always strives together with those who strive. - Aeschylus

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

I believe that truth is the glue that holds government together. - Gerald R. Ford

Colors must fit together as pieces in a puzzle or cogs in a wheel. - Hans Hofmann

Talent is formed in solitude, character in the bustle of the world. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

Coolant: An insect that's, like, you know, got it all together, dude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - John Wooden

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Show class, have pride, and display character. If you do, winning takes care of itself. - Paul Bryant

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Marriages are all happy. It's having breakfast together that causes all the trouble. - Irish Proverb

Writing is like sewing together what I call these 'buttons,' these bits and pieces. - Sandra Cisneros

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

Do your little bit of good where you are; it is those little bits of good put together that overwhelm the world. - Desmond Tutu

A dinosaur out of context is like a character without a story. Worse than that, the character suffers from amnesia. - Jack Horner

For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby

My heart to you is given:
Oh, do give yours to me;
We'll lock them up together,
And throw away the key. - Frederick Saunders

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

Take two ideas and put them together to make one new idea. After all, what is a Snuggie but the mutation of a blanket and a robe? - Jim Kukral

Send me anywhere, only go with me; lay any burden on me, only sustain me; sever any ties but the ties that bind me to your heart. - David Livingstone

Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates

If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny. - Andre Maurois

While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously. - Tim Allen

Want balance in your life? Then get your own act together, but don't forget powerful disciplines of execution in your team and organization. - Stephen Covey


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