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We Haul It All

When I grow up I'm gonna be a Big Mack!

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No job is too small for Bubba's trucking

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Where does he get those wonderful toys? - Jack Nicholson

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

A new toy is something a child uses to break his old toys. - Joe-kster

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning. - R.L. Stine

If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck. - Jackie Mason

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

Everything's challenging for me, singing-wise. I'm like an old truck with one gear left on it. - Michael McDonald

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

I have never seen anyone burn a flag. And if I did, it would take every ounce of restraint I had not to haul off and hit them. - Barack Obama

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley


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