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Business as usual. - David Lloyd George

Business adventurous (ventures) - Archie Bunker

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Joy is the serious business of Heaven. - C S Lewis

Eyebrows: What I do when I go shopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

Building a business is a marathon, not a sprint. - Taavet Hinrikus

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffett

The purpose of a business is to create a customer. - Peter F Drucker

Better three hours too soon than a minute too late. - William Shakespeare

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else. - Ray Kroc

Would you want to do business with a person who was 99% honest? - Sydney Madwed

There are half hours that dilate to the importance of centuries. - Mary Catherwood

It isn't the hours you put in, but what you put IN the hours. - Unknown

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

When a business decides that success has been attained, progress stops. - Thomas Watson

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

A man that is young in years may be old in hours, if he has lost no time. - Francis Bacon

If there's one thing that's certain in business, it's uncertainty. - Stephen Covey

I started the site when I was 19. I didn't know much about business back then. - Mark Zuckerberg

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one. - Brian Clough

Everybody's business is nobody's business, and nobody's business is my business. - Clara Barton

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee

Music has healing power. It has the ability to take people out of themselves for a few hours. - Elton John

If a man's character is to be abused, there's nobody like a relative to do the business. - Alexander Pope

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor

Nobody wants to show you the hours and hours of becoming. They'd rather show you the highlight of what they've become. - Angela Duckworth

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

The blood of Christ covers all of our sins, but each of us must do personal business with God in order to experience his forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

No one has timing like Milton Berle. He has absolutely the finest timing of any comedian in the business. There's no one like him. - Sid Caesar

I'm still in love with what I do, with the idea of making things up, so hours when I write always feel like very blessed hours to me. - Stephen King

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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