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Insects all business all the time. - David Foster Wallace

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

Fundamental honesty is the keystone of business. - Harvey S Firestone

It's every man's business to see justice done. - Arthur Conan Doyle

In any business, the number-one competitor is inertia. - Dave Chilton

A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours. - Milton Berle

In politics, a lie unanswered becomes truth within 24 hours. - Willie Brown

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

I am not yet ready to be czar. I know nothing of the business of ruling. - Nicholas II

A man that is young in years may be old in hours, if he has lost no time. - Francis Bacon

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

There is no such thing as 'business ethics'... it's all ethics! - John C Maxwell

Seest thou a person diligent in their business? They shall stand before Kings. - Proverbs 22:29

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one. - Brian Clough

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

I had popcorn all over the place, so I decided I might as well be in the Processing Business. - Orville Redenbacher

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

If I had six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first four hours sharpening the axe. - Abraham Lincoln

If a man's character is to be abused, there's nobody like a relative to do the business. - Alexander Pope

If people like you, they'll listen to you. But if they trust you, they'll do business with you. - Zig Ziglar

Most of us spend too much time on the last twenty-four hours and too little on the last six thousand years. - Will Durant

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

Malenutrition: The practice of depriving a man from food for more than a couple of hours - or during a football game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

No one has timing like Milton Berle. He has absolutely the finest timing of any comedian in the business. There's no one like him. - Sid Caesar

Nurse: 1. A woman whose business is to make sickness a pleasure; 2. A young women who holds your wrist and then expects your pulse to be normal. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric