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The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

Insects all business all the time. - David Foster Wallace

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

To watch 24 hours a day through them high-powered spectaculars. - Archie Bunker

We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else. - Ray Kroc

There are half hours that dilate to the importance of centuries. - Mary Catherwood

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

On average it takes 10,000 hours of practice to truly master a skill. - Malcolm Gladwell

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

To be successful in show business, all you need are fifty good breaks. - Walter Matthau

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

I am not yet ready to be czar. I know nothing of the business of ruling. - Nicholas II

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy. - Charles F Abbott

Business is like a wheelbarrow - it stands still until someone pushes it. - William Feather

In the business sector, conflict and self-interest is most highly focused. - Unknown

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D. Rockefeller

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

If people like you, they'll listen to you. But if they trust you, they'll do business with you. - Zig Ziglar

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

In Washington, a man gets up to speak and doesn't say a thing, and the other men disagree with him for three hours. - Milton Berle

The only business of the historian is to relate things exactly as they are: this he can never do as long as he is afraid. - Lucian of Samosata

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper


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