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Business as usual. - David Lloyd George

Insects all business all the time. - David Foster Wallace

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

The purpose of a business is to create a customer. - Peter F Drucker

I'm not a businessman. I'm a business, man. - Jay-Z

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

I think he'll be great for the business community. - Donald Trump

I was almost put out of business by a well-meaning corpse. - WC Fields

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

Business is what when you don't have any, you get out of. - Unknown

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy. - Charles F Abbott

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

There is no such thing as 'business ethics'... it's all ethics! - John C Maxwell

There is only one certainty in business: You can't succeed if you quit. - Darren Hardy

Seest thou a person diligent in their business? They shall stand before Kings. - Proverbs 22:29

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. - Will Rogers

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

I've spent three hours hanging upside down while fighting off dinosaur attacks. - Jason O'Mara

I had popcorn all over the place, so I decided I might as well be in the Processing Business. - Orville Redenbacher

Talking business disgusts me. If you want to talk business, call my disgusting personal manager. - Sylvester Stallone

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

I wish I could stand on a busy street corner, hat in hand and beg people to throw me all of their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

In Washington, a man gets up to speak and doesn't say a thing, and the other men disagree with him for three hours. - Milton Berle

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde

Business meetings are important because they're one way of demonstrating how many people the company can operate without. - Unknown

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Lord Francis Bacon


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