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Business as usual. - David Lloyd George

Joy is the serious business of Heaven. - C S Lewis

God will forgive me. That's his business. - Heinrich Heine

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffett

I'm not a businessman. I'm a business, man. - Jay-Z

In any business, the number-one competitor is inertia. - Dave Chilton

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

Business is what when you don't have any, you get out of. - Unknown

Would you want to do business with a person who was 99% honest? - Sydney Madwed

There are half hours that dilate to the importance of centuries. - Mary Catherwood

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

On average it takes 10,000 hours of practice to truly master a skill. - Malcolm Gladwell

I am not yet ready to be czar. I know nothing of the business of ruling. - Nicholas II

Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money. - Peter F Drucker

In the business sector, conflict and self-interest is most highly focused. - Unknown

Seest thou a person diligent in their business? They shall stand before Kings. - Proverbs 22:29

If there's one thing that's certain in business, it's uncertainty. - Stephen Covey

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

I don't consider myself a heavy drinker, I often go hours without touching a drop. - Noel Coward

Our business in life is not to get ahead of other people, but to get ahead of ourselves. - Maltbie D. Matlock

Everybody's business is nobody's business, and nobody's business is my business. - Clara Barton

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

To be successful, you have to have your heart in your business and your business in your heart. - Thomas J Watson

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

When you're following your inner voice, doors tend to eventually open for you, even if they mostly slam at first. - Kelly Cutrone

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

A simple rule of business is, if you do the things that are easier first, then you can actually make a lot of progress. - Mark Zuckerberg

I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor

What the insurance companies have done is to reverse the business so that the public at large insures the insurance companies. - Gerry Spence

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber

The average family spends 30 hours in front of a television, and they say they don't have the time to have a balanced, integrated life. - Stephen Covey

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon


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