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Mankind should have been my business. - Ebenezer Scrooge

God will forgive me. That's his business. - Heinrich Heine

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

Better three hours too soon than a minute too late. - William Shakespeare

Business is what when you don't have any, you get out of. - Unknown

About half my time is spent on business operation type stuff. - Mark Zuckerberg

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

We need to have business leaders who live by deep, strong principles. - Stephen Covey

To be successful in show business, all you need are fifty good breaks. - Walter Matthau

Our waking hours form the text of our lives, our dreams, the commentary. - Unknown

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money. - Peter F Drucker

In the business sector, conflict and self-interest is most highly focused. - Unknown

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

The true measure of the value of any business leader and manager is performance. - Brian Tracy

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. - Will Rogers

One thing is certain in business: You and everyone around you will make mistakes. - Richard Branson

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Make it thy business to know thyself, which is the most difficult lesson in the world. - Sir William Temple

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

If I had six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first four hours sharpening the axe. - Abraham Lincoln

To be successful, you have to have your heart in your business and your business in your heart. - Thomas J Watson

I wish I could stand on a busy corner, hat in hand, and beg people to throw me all their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

The gap between what's expected and what you deliver is where the magic happens, in business and life. - Jay Baer

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. - Donald Trump

Malenutrition: The practice of depriving a man from food for more than a couple of hours - or during a football game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In Washington, a man gets up to speak and doesn't say a thing, and the other men disagree with him for three hours. - Milton Berle

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

Employers and business leaders need people who can think for themselves - who can take initiative and be the solution to problems. - Stephen Covey

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson

When customers complain, business owners and managers ought to get excited. The complaining customer represents a huge opportunity for more business. - Zig Ziglar


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