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The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffet

I'm not a businessman. I'm a business, man. - Jay-Z

Better three hours too soon than a minute too late. - William Shakespeare

It's every man's business to see justice done. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

I was almost put out of business by a well-meaning corpse. - WC Fields

There is nothing more requisite in business than dispatch. - Joseph Addison

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

Repartee is something we think of twenty-four hours too late. - Mark Twain

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

It isn't the hours you put in, but what you put IN the hours. - Unknown

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

On average it takes 10,000 hours of practice to truly master a skill. - Malcolm Gladwell

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy. - Charles F Abbott

There is no such thing as 'business ethics'... it's all ethics! - John C Maxwell

There is only one certainty in business: You can't succeed if you quit. - Darren Hardy

The true measure of the value of any business leader and manager is performance. - Brian Tracy

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

One thing is certain in business: You and everyone around you will make mistakes. - Richard Branson

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Our business in life is not to get ahead of other people, but to get ahead of ourselves. - Maltbie D. Matlock

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Be passionate about the culture and the business, and remain positive, because it inspires others. - Barry Libert

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will make me go in a corner and cry by myself for hours. - Eric Idle

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

Most of us spend too much time on the last twenty-four hours and too little on the last six thousand years. - Will Durant

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland

The only business of the historian is to relate things exactly as they are: this he can never do as long as he is afraid. - Lucian of Samosata

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

The best wrestlers, whether it's a Hulk Hogan or a Rey Mysterio, are the ones who have psychology and can understand this business. - Hulk Hogan

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

I'm still in love with what I do, with the idea of making things up, so hours when I write always feel like very blessed hours to me. - Stephen King

You can close more business in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you. - Dale Carnegie


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