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These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

I'm not a businessman. I'm a business, man. - Jay-Z

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

It's every man's business to see justice done. - Arthur Conan Doyle

I was almost put out of business by a well-meaning corpse. - WC Fields

Talk to a man about himself, and he will listen for hours. - Benjamin Disraeli

A committee is a group that takes minutes and wastes hours. - Unknown

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

There are half hours that dilate to the importance of centuries. - Mary Catherwood

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

I am not yet ready to be czar. I know nothing of the business of ruling. - Nicholas II

A man that is young in years may be old in hours, if he has lost no time. - Francis Bacon

There is no such thing as 'business ethics'... it's all ethics! - John C Maxwell

The rule of my life is to make business a pleasure, and pleasure my business. - Aaron Burr

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

The true measure of the value of any business leader and manager is performance. - Brian Tracy

I started the site when I was 19. I didn't know much about business back then. - Mark Zuckerberg

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Our business in life is not to get ahead of other people, but to get ahead of ourselves. - Maltbie D. Matlock

Music has healing power. It has the ability to take people out of themselves for a few hours. - Elton John

The gambling known as business looks with severe disfavor upon the business known as gambling. - Ambrose Bierce

Be passionate about the culture and the business, and remain positive, because it inspires others. - Barry Libert

It's much easier to double your business by doubling your conversion rate than doubling your traffic. - Bryan Eisenberg

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

I asked the waiter, "Is this milk fresh?" He said, "Lady, three hours ago it was grass." - Phyllis Diller

I wish I could stand on a busy street corner, hat in hand and beg people to throw me all of their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

In Washington, a man gets up to speak and doesn't say a thing, and the other men disagree with him for three hours. - Milton Berle

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

It's not about money or connections. It's the willingness to outwork and outlearn everyone when it comes to your business. - Mark Cuban

The blood of Christ covers all of our sins, but each of us must do personal business with God in order to experience his forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes

I'm still in love with what I do, with the idea of making things up, so hours when I write always feel like very blessed hours to me. - Stephen King

You can close more business in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you. - Dale Carnegie

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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