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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

Pork is my friend. - Tom Douglas

Zombies hate fast food. - Unknown

Spoils Of War: Army food - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

Pulled pork jokes never get old. - Joel Edgerton

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

Bacon, The source of all happiness. - Samuel V.D. Evans

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown

Either you like bacon or you're wrong. - Unknown

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

You can never put too much pork in your mouth. - Lewis Black

All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast. - John Gunther

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. - Francis Bacon

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

It's more fun to be a pirate than to join the Navy. - Steve Jobs

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day

Grocerise: To sell off non-perishable food articles through eBeh channels - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester

I am guilty of asking the Senate for pork and proud of the Senate for giving it to me. - Ted Stevens

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. - Billy Connolly

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock

Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk! - Homer

Malenutrition: The practice of depriving a man from food for more than a couple of hours - or during a football game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop. - Winston Churchill

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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