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How to get along with your wife

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Some leaders are born women. - Unknown

Trade Secrets: What women do - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Women's word is never done. - American Proverb

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Ultimate: The last person you marry - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A woman is attractive when she is somebody else's wife. - African Proverb

A man's home is his castle, and his wife is the janitor. - Lucille Kallen

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman

A husband's conjungal and a wife's convivial obligation - Archie Bunker

Anesthetic: The painkiller that crazy women refuse during labour - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse. - Spike Milligan

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

That woman temptated me up there and you know she was a wonton woman. - Archie Bunker

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man. - Erica Jong

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

She's the kind of woman who climbed the ladder of success - wrong by wrong. - Mae West

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat. - Oscar Wilde

Sir, it is your duty to get married. You can't be always living for pleasure. - Oscar Wilde

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men and women are created equal. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton

A man who moralizes is usually a hypocrite, and a woman who moralizes is usually plain. - Oscar Wilde

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

Whether you wind up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends on the kind of chick you married. - Unknown

A man has to be Joe McCarthy to be called ruthless. All a woman has to do is put you on hold. - Marlo Thomas

By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong. - Unknown

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

Model Wife: One who, when she spades the garden, picks up the fish worms and saves them for her husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

Career Woman: One who goes out and earns a man's salary instead of sitting at home and taking it away from him - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful. - Donald Trump

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson


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