QuotaBillsMarriage is heaven and hell. - German Proverb
Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield
Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce
Veiled Threat: When your girlfriend hints at a wedding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has not pleasure. - Samuel Johnson
There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb
The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington
Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash
Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterward. - Thomas Fuller
Marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is forever. - Quentin Crisp
The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle
A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison
Marriage is better than leprosy because it's easier to get rid of. - WC Fields
Marriage, like a submarine, is only safe if you get all the way inside. - Frank Pittman
Marriage is like mushrooms: we notice too late if they are good or bad. - Woody Allen
Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society. - William M Thackeray
Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once or twice. - Eva Gabor
The Pirate is surrealism and so, in a curious way, is Father of the Bride. - Vincente Minnelli
Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress. - Kiera Cass
The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud
Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman
A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck
A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming
How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde
I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega
Inspirations never go in for long engagements; they demand immediate marriage to action. - Unknown
A good marriage was one in which each person thought he or she was getting the better deal. - Anne Lamott
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck
The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno
Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. - Mark Twain
It is not your love that sustains the marriage, but from now on, the marriage that sustains your love. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer
Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum
Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash
Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra
I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood
You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset
Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle
Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. - Helen Rowland