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Prosperity is full of friends. - Euripides

True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Networks: What a successful shrimper says - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Friends come and go but enemies accumulate. - Unknown

Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown

The first five days after the weekend are the hardest. - Unknown

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

We make more enemies by what we say than friends by what we do. - John C Collins

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. - Aristotle

I wanted to promote skateboarding as much as possible through different media. - Tony Hawk

What draws people to be friends is that they see the same truth. They share it. - C S Lewis

No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone, you answer it. - Dave Chappelle

Politicians who complain about the media are like sailors who complain about the sea. - Enoch Powell

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield

Because the Empire controls the media, we can turn any news to the Emperor's advantage. - Daniel Wallace

Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman

Senescence begins
And middle-age ends,
The day your descendants
Outnumber your friends. - Ogden Nash

Lately all my friends are worried they're turning into their fathers. I'm worried I'm not. - Dan Zevin

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

Phonesia: The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy shall meet him everywhere. - Ali ibn-Abi-Talib

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

No real social change has ever been brought about without a revolution... revolution is but thought carried into action. - Emma Goldman

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

Facebook was not originally created to be a company. It was built to accomplish a social mission - to make the world more open and connected. - Mark Zuckerberg


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