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Weekend Plans thanks to Gerry Cavers

Social media guide for stay-at-home relationships

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Prosperity is full of friends. - Euripides

True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

I was innocent, then my best friends came along. - Unknown

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

Those who seek faultless friends will remain friendless. - Unknown

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Wilson Mizner

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time it's in your hand. - Unknown

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

Google+ is the gym of social networking: we all join, but nobody actually uses it. - Unknown

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

Why do I have to follow CNN on Twitter? If I want to follow CNN, I can follow them on CNN. - Jon Stewart

In times of prosperity friends will be plenty;
In time of adversity not one in twenty. - English Proverb

People are prisoners of their phones; that's why it's called a 'cell' phone. - Unknown

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

We've been friends for so long I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence. - Unknown

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

Institutions that once had to go through media to deliver information are now themselves media. - Andrew Nachison

There's a thing that keeps surprising you about stormy old friends after they die: their silence. - Ben Hecht

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I would gladly eat a network executive or a politician. - Marty Feldman

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

Friendship with one's self is all important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber


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