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Weekend Plans thanks to Gerry Cavers

Social media guide for stay-at-home relationships

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Prosperity is full of friends. - Euripides

A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

There aren't enough days in the weekend. - Steven Wright

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer

Alzeimer's Advantage: New friends every day. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

Those who seek faultless friends will remain friendless. - Unknown

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

There's no word yet for old friends who've just met. - Jim Henson

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

What a delight it is to make friends with someone you have despised! - Colette

Friends are lost by calling too often and by not calling often enough. - French Proverb

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

Any dictator would admire the uniformity and obedience of the U.S. media. - Noam Chomsky

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms. - George Eliot

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

What is the most important key to success? Networking - two minds are better than one. - David Foster

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

Contracting COVID19 is not a death sentence. So, maintain social distancing and wash your hands frequently. - Abhijit Naskar

There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro

Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment. - Betty White

Idealism is like a castle in the air if it is not based on a solid foundation of social and political realism. - Claude McKay

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

We need a data network that can easily carry voice, instead of what we have today, a voice network struggling to carry data. - Reed Hundt

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai

In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you. - Will Ferrell

Facebook was not originally created to be a company. It was built to accomplish a social mission - to make the world more open and connected. - Mark Zuckerberg

When I started Facebook from my dorm room in 2004, the idea that my roommates and I talked about all the time was a world that was more open. - Mark Zuckerberg


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