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Water rusts pipes. - WC Fields

Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku

RIP boiling water - you will be mist. - Unknown

The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres

A tear is made of 1% water and 99% feelings. - Unknown

Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet. - Bob Marley

You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

Lines of gulls standing on glassy blue patches of wet sand. - Cathleen Schine

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. - Steven Wright

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression. - Haim Ginott

I have spent most of my life playing pool. The rest of it, I have wasted. - Unknown

You don't drown by falling into water. You only drown if you stay there. - Zig Ziglar

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

Lake: Large body of water into which a kid will jump should his friends do so - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim. - Frida Kahlo

When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown

I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook

Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Arthur Conan Doyle

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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