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Water rusts pipes. - WC Fields

Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

Thirst was made for water; inquiry for truth. - C S Lewis

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone. - Alan Watts

Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

I ran a 100-mile marathon, and I was powered by coconut water. - Jesse Itzler

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I have learned to use the word impossible with the greatest caution. - Wernher von Braun

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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