What Women Hear

Character is destiny. - Greek Proverb

Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

Waitress: A woman who thinks money grows on trays - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

When women enter middle age, it gives men a pause. - Unknown

Character is not given to us; we build it ourselves. - Mabel Hale

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal

Public behavior is merely private character writ large. - Stephen Covey

The smiles of a pretty woman are the tears of the purse. - Italian Proverb

Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract. - Kathy Lette

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

Women give us solace, but if it were not for women we would never need solace. - Don Herold

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. - Margaret Mead

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

Be your character what it will, it will be known, and nobody will take it upon your word. - Lord Chesterfield

When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh

Propaganda: 1. Patriotism as practiced by our enemies; 2. Polite, well behaved male goose. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. - George Carlin

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. - Oscar Wilde

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

There's something about a woman with a loud mind that sits in silence, smiling, knowing she can crush you with the truth. - R G Moon

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

Strapless Gown: 1. When a woman won't shoulder the responsibility; 2. A compromise between the law of decency and the law of gravity. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

When I was a young man I vowed never to marry until I found the ideal woman. Well, I found her but, alas, she was waiting for the ideal man. - Alain

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid