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What Women Hear thanks to Howard Chapman

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Character is destiny. - Greek Proverb

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

Women should be obscene and not heard. - Groucho Marx

Well-behaved women seldom make history. - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

Successful Woman: One who finds such a man - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - John Wooden

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Women speak two languages, one of which is verbal. - Steve Rubenstein

Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol

I represent the 'Wonder Woman' of the new world. - Gal Gadot

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

Fame: The advantage of being known to those who do not know us. - Sebastien Chamfort

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on. - Kin Hubbard

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another. - H L Mencken

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man. - Erica Jong

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

A woman's heart should be so close to God that a man should have to chase Him to find her. - C S Lewis

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

Sewing Circle: 1. Where friendship hangs by a thread; 2. A group of women who needle each other. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You learn more from failure than from success. Don't let it stop you. Failure builds character. - Unknown

I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman. - Virginia Woolf

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people not characters. A character is a caricature. - Ernest Hemingway

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. - Groucho Marx

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Nurse: 1. A woman whose business is to make sickness a pleasure; 2. A young women who holds your wrist and then expects your pulse to be normal. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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