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What's Holding You Back?

Believe in yourself - the first step is the hardest to take

What's Holding You Back? thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Taking the first step towards achieving your dreams

Funny is an attitude. - Flip Wilson

Failure is success in progress. - Albert Einstein

The secret of success is sincerity. - Jean Giraudoux

The treacheries of ambition never cease. - Ruben Dario

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope. - Princess Leia

Success is not forever, and failure's not fatal. - Don Shula

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure. - Earl Wilson

Failure isn't fatal, and success isn't final. - Don Shula

Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value. - Albert Einstein

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

I do today from memory what yesterday I did in passion. - Gerald Barzan

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

Once you can accept failure, you can have fun and success. - Rickey Henderson

All human wisdom is summed up in two words - wait and hope. - Alexandre Dumas

When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude. - Richard Pryor

Success will come to the side that has the last man standing. - Philippe Petain

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. - Jack Handey

Never talk defeat. Use words like hope, belief, faith, victory. - Norman Vincent Peale

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

Ambition hath no mean, it is either upon all fours or upon tiptoes. - George Savile

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

Success is when you look back at your life and the memories make you smile. - Phoebe L. Moll

That's love, giving everything, sacrificing all without hope of return. - Albert Camus

I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial. - Irvin S. Cobb

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Patience, persistence and perspiration make an unbeatable combination for success. - Napoleon Hill

What is the most important key to success? Networking - two minds are better than one. - David Foster

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

There is real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment. - Norman Vincent Peale

Its success lies in the fact that it's an insurance plan, not an investment plan or a welfare plan. - James Roosevelt

Hope is tenacious. It goes on living and working when science has dealt it what should be its deathblow. - Paul L Dunbar

At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since. - Salvador Dali

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

You cannot hope to build a better world without improving the individuals. To that end, each of us must work for our own improvement. - Marie Curie

Lookin' back all I can say about all the things he did for me is I hope I'm at least half the dad that he didn't have to be. - Brad Paisley

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

Success in creating AI would be the biggest event in human history. Unfortunately, it might also be the last, unless we learn how to avoid the risks. - Stephen Hawking

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