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What's Holding You Back?

Believe in yourself - the first step is the hardest to take

What's Holding You Back? thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Taking the first step towards achieving your dreams

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People fail forward to success. - Mary Kay Ash

Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

It costs nothing to encourage an artist. - Kevin Smith

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. - Charles Horton Cooley

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure. - Earl Wilson

Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value. - Albert Einstein

Ambition is like hunger; it obeys no law but its appetite. - H.W. Shaw

They have a kind of Bob Hope and Bing Crosby thing going on. - Christopher Walken

Success will come to the side that has the last man standing. - Philippe Petain

Before anything else, getting ready is the secret of success. - Henry Ford

The secret of my success was clean living and a fast outfield. - Lefty Gomez

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

I prefer the errors of enthusiasm to the indifference of wisdom. - Anatole France

In everything the ends well defined are the secret of durable success. - Victor Cousins

Only send out into the world that which you hope to receive in return. - Peter Legge

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

You have achieved success if you have lived well, laughed often and loved much. - Unknown

If you blame others for your failures, do you also credit them for your successes? - Unknown

Even when the world throws its worst and then turns its back, there is still hope. - Pittacus Lore

Losers visualize the penalties of failure. Winners visualize the rewards of success. - Unknown

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

Success is not final, failure is not fatal, it is the courage to continue that counts. - Winston Churchill

Hope is the anchor of the soul, the stimulus to action, and the incentive to achievement. - Unknown

We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush

There's a ball. There's a hoop. You put the ball through the hoop. That's success. - Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

Hope smiles from the threshold of the year to come, whispering, "It will be happier..." - Alfred Lord Tennyson

It's difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope for tomorrow. - Robert H. Goddard

Success comes from knowing that you did your best to become the best that you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Doing the thing nearly right and doing it exactly right is usually the difference between success and failure. - Edward Simmons

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - O.S. Marden

I cannot give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure, which is: Try to please everybody. - Herbert Bayard Swope

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

The barrier between success is not something which exists in the real world: it is composed purely and simply of doubts about ability. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Never try to be better than someone else. Learn from others, and try to be the best you can be. Success is the by-product of that preparation. - John Wooden

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes

Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington


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