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What's Holding You Back?

Believe in yourself - the first step is the hardest to take

What's Holding You Back? thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Taking the first step towards achieving your dreams

Hope costs nothing. - Colette

Passion + Planning = Success - Barry Farber

Success without integrity is failure. - Unknown

One lives in the hope of becoming a memory. - Antonio Porchia

Ambition makes more trusty slaves than need. - Ben Johnson

The only disability in life is a bad attitude. - Scott Hamilton

Along with success comes a reputation for wisdom. - Euripides

Failure isn't fatal, and success isn't final. - Don Shula

Death is the greatest evil, because it cuts off hope. - William Hazlitt

I hope the guy who invented AutoCorrect burns in Hello! - Unknown

Forgiveness is not an occasional act: it is an attitude. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Never deprive someone of hope; it might be all they have. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

Where there is no hope, it is incumbent on us to invent it. - Albert Camus

Two-lane blacktop isn't a highway - it's an attitude. - Unknown

Initiative is to success what a lighted match is to a candle. - Orlando A Battista

Success has a simple formula: do your best, and people may like it. - Sam Ewing

I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office. - Thomas Jefferson

Hope is being able to see that there is light despite all of the darkness. - Desmond Tutu

Most churches don't have a theology problem; they have a passion problem. - Gerald Brooks

To tend, unfailingly, unflinchingly, towards a goal, is the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

If you wish to be a success in the world, promise everything, deliver nothing. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Success is having ten honeydew melons and eating only the top half of each one. - Barbra Streisand

In a balanced organization, working towards a common objective, there is success. - Arthur Helps

The toughest thing about success is that you've got to keep on being a success. - Irving Berlin

The first and most important step toward success is the feeling that we can succeed. - Nelson Boswell

Success is a state of mind. If you want success, start thinking of yourself as a success. - Dr. Joyce Brothers

Your successes and happiness are forgiven you only if you generously consent to share them. - Albert Camus

I don't know the key to success but I know the key to failure is trying to please everybody. - Unknown

Advertising promotes the divine discontent which makes people strive to improve their economic status. - Ralph Butler

Success goes to the ones who do. Get up. Show up. Throw up if you have to. Do it afraid, but do it no matter. - Toni Sorenson

It is our attitude at the beginning of a difficult task which, more than anything else, will affect its successful outcome. - William James

Confidence is that feeling by which the mind embarks in great and honorable courses with a sure hope and trust in itself. - Cicero

If you carefully consider what you want to be said of you in the funeral experience, you will find your definition of success. - Stephen Covey

Expect to make some mistakes when you try new and different approaches. Sometimes colossal failures lead to spectacular successes. - Harvey Mackay

Success is about creating benefit for all and enjoying the process. If you focus on this and adopt this definition, success is yours. - Kelly Kim

Whatever success I may have attained is due to the fact that since I was old enough to work at all, my ambition has never deserted me. - Anna Held

Perseverance is a great element of success; if you only knock long enough and loud enough at the gate, you are sure to wake up somebody. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen

The important thing is to strive towards a goal which is not immediately visible. That goal is not the concern of the mind, but of the spirit. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

Hope gives life meaning. And hope is based on the prospect of being able one day to turn the actual world into a possible one that looks better. - Francois Jacob

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