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What's Holding You Back?

Believe in yourself - the first step is the hardest to take

What's Holding You Back? thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Taking the first step towards achieving your dreams

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I failed my way to success. - Thomas Edison

Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

The secret of success is sincerity. - Jean Giraudoux

It costs nothing to encourage an artist. - Kevin Smith

Where there's life, there's hope. - Theocritus

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

It is difficult to lay aside a confirmed passion. - Catullus

Stop chasing the money and start chasing the passion. - Tony Hsieh

None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm. - Henry David Thoreau

Hope is the only bee that makes honey without flowers. - Robert G Ingersoll

Have the passion, take the action and magic will happen. - Bar Rafaeli

If you have no critics you'll likely have no success. - Malcolm X

Success has a thousand fathers, and failure is an orphan. - Alan Price

I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it. - Jonathan Winters

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Expecting something for nothing is the most popular form of hope. - Arnold H Glasgow

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm. - Vince Lombardi

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people. - Carrot Top

Enthusiasm is the genius of sincerity and truth accomplishes no victories without it. - Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

Success is not final, failure is not fatal, it is the courage to continue that counts. - Winston Churchill

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

In the night of death, hope sees a star, and listening love can hear the rustle of a wing. - Robert Ingersoll

We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like? - Jean Cocteau

Happiness doesn't depend on any external conditions, it is governed by our mental attitude. - Dale Carnegie

The superior man makes the difficulty to be overcome his first interest; success only comes later. - Confucius

Press forward. Do not stop, do not linger in your journey, but strive for the mark set before you. - George Whitefield

The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is knowing how to get along with people. - Theodore Roosevelt

Success in life, in anything, depends upon the number of persons that one can make himself agreeable to. - Thomas Carlyle

Hope is tenacious. It goes on living and working when science has dealt it what should be its deathblow. - Paul L Dunbar

The error of the past is the success of the future. A mistake is evidence that someone tried to do something. - Unknown

What greater aspiration and challenge are there for a mother than the hope of raising a great son or daughter? - Rose Kennedy

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

Success is like death. The more successful you become, the higher the houses in the hills get and the higher the fences get. - Kevin Spacey

Before you are a leader, success is all about growing yourself. When you become a leader, success is all about growing others. - Jack Welch

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them. - J.G. Holland

Perseverance is a great element of success; if you only knock long enough and loud enough at the gate, you are sure to wake up somebody. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

Sometimes when you least expect it, the tables turn and that scary feeling that has taken hold of you for so long somehow turns into hope. - David Archuleta

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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