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What's Holding You Back?

Believe in yourself - the first step is the hardest to take

What's Holding You Back? thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Taking the first step towards achieving your dreams

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Success is in the details. - Zig Ziglar

I failed my way to success. - Thomas Edison

All hope abandon, ye who enter here! - Dante Alighieri

He that lives on hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

Ambition is not a vice of little people. - Michel de Montaigne

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. - Francis Bacon

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

Youth is easily deceived because it is quick to hope. - Aristotle

I hope the guy who invented AutoCorrect burns in Hello! - Unknown

Attitude is not everything, but it's almost everything. - Mary Pipher

A round wife and a full barn are the signs of good success. - Amish Saying

The secret of your success is determined by your daily agenda. - John C Maxwell

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes

You do not pay the price of success, you enjoy the price of success. - Zig Ziglar

Coaches will eventually notice a great attitude, and they respect that. - Heather O'Reilly

It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what others say in a whole book. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

We have a choice every day regarding the attitude we will embrace for that day. - Charles R Swindoll

Selfishness must always be forgiven you know, because there is no hope of a cure. - Jane Austen

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love. - Holy Bible

Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous. - Thornton Wilder

You learn more from failure than from success. Don't let it stop you. Failure builds character. - Unknown

That's what storytellers do. We restore order with imagination. We instill hope again and again. - Walt Disney

Success in life is not a matter so much of talent or opportunity but of concentration and perseverance. - C.W. Wendte

I have noted that the healthy release of emotion is frequently very unhealthy for those closest to you. - Mr Spock

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

Without continual growth and progress, such words as improvement, achievement, and success have no meaning. - Benjamin Franklin

Success is the child of drudgery and perseverance. It cannot be coaxed or bribed; pay the price and it is yours. - Orison Swett Marden

I hope our wisdom will grow with our power, and teach us that the less we use our power, the greater it will be. - Thomas Jefferson

We so often achieve success or financial independence after the chief reason for which we sought it has passed away. - Ellen Glasgow

We learn wisdom from failure much more than success. We often discover what we will do, by finding out what we will not do. - Samuel Smiles

Confidence is that feeling by which the mind embarks in great and honorable courses with a sure hope and trust in itself. - Cicero

Don't be distracted by criticism. Remember, the only taste of success some people have is when they take a bite out of you. - Zig Ziglar

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

Average leaders raise the bar on themselves; good leaders raise the bar for others; great leaders inspire others to raise their own bar. - Orrin Woodward

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou

The size of your success is measured by the strength of your desire, the size of your dream, and how you handle disappointment along the way. - Robert Kiyosaki

The important thing is to strive towards a goal which is not immediately visible. That goal is not the concern of the mind, but of the spirit. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry


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