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Who Needs Physics?

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Who Needs Physics? thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Everything is physics and math. - Katherine Johnson

I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost

Electoral College: Institute of higher yearning - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Physics is, hopefully, simple. Physicists are not. - Edward Teller

I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

You can lead a boy to college but you cannot make him think. - Elbert Hubbard

Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett

It should be possible to explain the laws of physics to a barmaid. - Albert Einstein

In science there is only physics; all the rest is stamp collecting. - Lord Kelvin

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

A rainbow is the product of physics working for your appreciation of beauty. - Kyle Hill

It would be better for the true physics if there were no mathematicians on earth. - Daniel Bernoulli

I study myself more than any other subject. That is my metaphysics, that is my physics, - Michel de Montaigne

College Professor: A man who gets what's left over after the football coach is paid off - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

University: 1. A college with a stadium seating more than sixty thousand; 2. A mental institution. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. - Fred Allen

I speak to everyone in the same way, whether he is the garbage man or the president of the university. - Albert Einstein

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy. - Garrison Keillor

It is wrong to think that the task of physics is to find out how Nature is. Physics concerns what we say about Nature. - Niels Bohr

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

You don't have to be a genius or a visionary or even a college graduate to be successful. You just need a framework and a dream. - Michael Dell

No one undertakes research in physics with the intention of winning a prize. It is the joy of discovering something no one knew before. - Stephen Hawking

All of my friends who have younger siblings who are going to college or high school - my number one piece of advice is: You should learn how to program. - Mark Zuckerberg

The observer, when he seems to himself to be observing a stone, is really, is physics is to be believed, observing the effects of the stone upon himself. - Bertrand Russell

Graduation speeches were invented largely in the belief that college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated. - Garry Trudeau

It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics and chemistry. - H L Mencken

Physics is nothing but the ABC's. Nature is an equation with an unknown, a Hebrew word which is written only with consonants to which reason has to add the dots. - Johann G. Hamann

If you want to surf, move to Hawaii. If you like to shop, move to New York. If you like acting and Hollywood, move to California. But if you like college football, move to Texas. - Ricky Williams

President Obama smoked so much pot in college he never learned to spell. Which is why he's confusing the word "ruining" the country with "running" the country. - Kilburn Hall

The University of Nebraska says that elderly people that drink beer or wine at least four times a week have the highest bone density. They need it - they're the ones falling down the most. - Jay Leno


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