QuotaBillsEverything is physics and math. - Katherine Johnson
I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer
College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost
Electoral College: Institute of higher yearning - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Physics is, hopefully, simple. Physicists are not. - Edward Teller
I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain
You can lead a boy to college but you cannot make him think. - Elbert Hubbard
Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett
It should be possible to explain the laws of physics to a barmaid. - Albert Einstein
In science there is only physics; all the rest is stamp collecting. - Lord Kelvin
Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie
Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight
A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt
University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel
A rainbow is the product of physics working for your appreciation of beauty. - Kyle Hill
It would be better for the true physics if there were no mathematicians on earth. - Daniel Bernoulli
I study myself more than any other subject. That is my metaphysics, that is my physics, - Michel de Montaigne
College Professor: A man who gets what's left over after the football coach is paid off - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver
University: 1. A college with a stadium seating more than sixty thousand; 2. A mental institution. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. - Fred Allen
I speak to everyone in the same way, whether he is the garbage man or the president of the university. - Albert Einstein
The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump
Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau
You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy. - Garrison Keillor
It is wrong to think that the task of physics is to find out how Nature is. Physics concerns what we say about Nature. - Niels Bohr
I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman
When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris
You don't have to be a genius or a visionary or even a college graduate to be successful. You just need a framework and a dream. - Michael Dell
No one undertakes research in physics with the intention of winning a prize. It is the joy of discovering something no one knew before. - Stephen Hawking
All of my friends who have younger siblings who are going to college or high school - my number one piece of advice is: You should learn how to program. - Mark Zuckerberg
The observer, when he seems to himself to be observing a stone, is really, is physics is to be believed, observing the effects of the stone upon himself. - Bertrand Russell
Graduation speeches were invented largely in the belief that college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated. - Garry Trudeau
It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics and chemistry. - H L Mencken
Physics is nothing but the ABC's. Nature is an equation with an unknown, a Hebrew word which is written only with consonants to which reason has to add the dots. - Johann G. Hamann
If you want to surf, move to Hawaii. If you like to shop, move to New York. If you like acting and Hollywood, move to California. But if you like college football, move to Texas. - Ricky Williams
President Obama smoked so much pot in college he never learned to spell. Which is why he's confusing the word "ruining" the country with "running" the country. - Kilburn Hall
The University of Nebraska says that elderly people that drink beer or wine at least four times a week have the highest bone density. They need it - they're the ones falling down the most. - Jay Leno