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Wiener Wars

Han So Low and Dach Vader star in Dog Wars sequel

Wiener Wars thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Star Wars is going to the dogs

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Never moon a werewolf. - Mike Binder

Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

A day is a miniature eternity. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Politics is an inexact science. - Otto von Bismarck

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

He'll have us going to the moon yet. - Unknown

Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. - Aldous Huxley

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

True science teaches, above all, to doubt and be ignorant. - Miguel de Unamuno

All exact science is dominated by the idea of approximation. - Bertrand Russell

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

In science there is only physics; all the rest is stamp collecting. - Lord Kelvin

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. - George Carlin

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

Science is the ascertainment of facts and the refusal to regard facts as permanent. - Unknown

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Science is angling in the mud - angling for immortality and for anything else that may turn up. - Aldous Huxley

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

It's a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon. - Kermit The Frog

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Truth in science can be defined as the working hypothesis best suited to open the way to the next better one. - Konrad Lorenz

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

Science has not yet mastered prophecy. We predict too much for the next year and yet far too little for the next ten. - Neil A Armstrong

All our science, measured against reality, is primitive and childlike - and yet it is the most precious thing we have. - Albert Einstein

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact. - Mark Twain

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for a good many years. - Prince Philip

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles


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