QuotaBillsLove me, love my dog. - English Proverb
Time is eternity begun. - James Montgomery
Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker
Subwoofer: A dog who scuba dives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman
Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Wok The Dog: Specialty at Vietnamese Restaurants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella
When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright
Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten
Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant
Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg
A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart
To err is human; to try to prevent recurrence of error is science. - Unknown
I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell
There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. - George Carlin
If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams
If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown
Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner
Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar
Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov
I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner
Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard
Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain
The patient does not care about your science; what he wants to know is, can you cure him? - Martin H. Fischer
If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell
Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy
'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden
Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla
We've arranged a civilization in which most crucial elements profoundly depend on science and technology. - Carl Sagan
Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora
Science is a first-rate piece of furniture for a man’s upper chamber, if he has common sense on the ground floor. - Oliver Wendell Holmes
Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner
The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe
Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller
Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft
Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia