Wiener Wars

Back in my day we had nine planets. - Unknown

Astrology is a disease, not a science. - Maimonides

He'll have us going to the moon yet. - Unknown

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. - Aldous Huxley

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas. - James Roy Newman

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. - Oscar Wilde

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

Science becomes dangerous only when it imagines that it has reached its goal. - George Bernard Shaw

Every action of our lives touches on some chord that will vibrate in eternity. - Edwin H. Chapin

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau

The single biggest threat to man's continued dominance on the planet is the virus. - Joshua Lederberg

Success is the space one occupies in the newspaper. Success is one day's insolence. - Elias Canetti

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

Truth in science can be defined as the working hypothesis best suited to open the way to the next better one. - Konrad Lorenz

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber

Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true. - Bertrand Russell

Remembering is a gift - a silent gift, because it roots us in reality while at the same time pointing us towards eternity. - Raphael Anzenberger

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller

You live in the image you have of the world. Every one of us lives in a different world, with different space and different time. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

Science is not opposed to storytelling. Science is a genre of storytelling. Stories of the real world, inspired by observations thereof. - Sean Carroll

Who, by vigor of mind almost divine, the motions and figures of the planets, the paths of comets, and the tides of the seas first demonstrated. - Isaac Newton

Nothing has afforded me so convincing a proof of the unity of the Deity as these purely mental conceptions of numerical and mathematical science. - Mary Somerville