Wild Game Nutrition Guide

When in doubt, duck. - Malcolm Forbes

Diet Planner: A fast talker. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Figured Bass: Female baritone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Moose are the squirrels of Alaska. - Tim Moon

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn

There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart

The heart, like the stomach, wants a varied diet. - Gustave Flaubert

The universe is not a machine; it is an organic whole. - Ravi Zacharias

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

It's easy to smile when you have a squirrel's intellect. - Dylan Moran

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown

Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

Irony: 1. Being witty at all costs; 2. A vegetarian catching swine flu. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

The majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish. - Carrie Underwood

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

I grew up on a steady diet of science fiction, especially apocalyptic and postapocalyptic fiction. - Justin Cronin

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai

My daily diet consists of basically anything I think looks tasty, whether that's pizza, sushi, burgers, quesadillas. I like everything. - Cameron Dallas

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie