Calory counts for bass, deer, ducks, elk and squirrels
QuotaBillsDeer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown
A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown
My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn
Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson
A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit. - Sarah J. Parker
Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz
There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw
I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde
Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown
Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb
A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster
The universe is not a machine; it is an organic whole. - Ravi Zacharias
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin
Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb
I think about food literally all day every day. It's a thing. - Taylor Swift
I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell
I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown
A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard
Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying
Not the cry, but the flight of a wild duck, leads the flock to fly and follow. - Chinese Proverb
What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore
When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus
The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child
I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan
He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb
An old timer is one who remembers when we counted our blessings instead of our calories. - Unknown
I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown
If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien
The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West
Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown
I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni
The English eat all sorts of birds - pigeons, ducks, sparrows - but if you tell them you eat puffin, you might as well come from Mars. - Bjork
One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli
Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I cook croquetas, and I eat jamon. I keep my diet 100% Mediterranean and drink my Rioja. In that sense, I have a piece of Spain in West Hollywood. - Paz Vega
Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell
Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso