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Wine Advent Calendar

Christmas preparation for wine connoisseurs

Wine Advent Calendar thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Oenophiles (also known as wine aficionados or connoisseurs) are people who appreciate or collect wine, particularly grape wines from specific regions, varietal types, or methods of manufacture.

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Wine is bottled poetry. - Robert Louis Stevenson

In wine, there is the truth. - Pliny the Elder

When the wine is in, the wit is out. - English Proverb

Does wine count as a serving of fruit? - Joe-kster

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

We only serve fine wine. Did you bring any? - Unknown

Wine improves with age. I improve with wine. - Unknown

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Talking to you is like casting pearls into wine. - Archie Bunker

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

No date on the calendar is as important as tomorrow. - Roy W Howard

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst

Pantomime is a big thing in the cultural calendar of my country. - Alan Cumming

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur

Life is not dated merely by years. Events are sometimes the best calendars. - Benjamin Disraeli

The calendar and the clock are all set by football season and the off-season. - Tom Coughlin

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King

Don't be fooled by the calendar. There are only as many days in the year as you make use of. - Charles Richards

I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright

You have to calendar time for yourself even if you have no idea what you're going to do with it. - Susie Bright

If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown

I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

The calendar of the Theocracy of Muntab counts down, not up. No-one knows why, but it might not be a good idea to hang around and find out. - Terry Pratchett

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

How much replay do we want? Because if you start doing it from the first inning to the ninth inning, you may have to time the game with a calendar. - Joe Torre

Most modern calendars mar the sweet simplicity of our lives by reminding us that each day that passes is the anniversary of some perfectly uninteresting event. - Oscar Wilde

Honest good humor is the oil and wine of a merry meeting, and there is no jovial companionship equal to that where the jokes are rather small and laughter abundant. - Washington Irving

If forensic analysts confiscated your calendar and e-mail records and Web browsing history for the past six months, what would they conclude are your core priorities? - Chip Heath

The new calendar was only one of countless utopian measures the ruling Jacobins initiated in 1793–94, but it is notable because, apparently, not a single person had to be murdered to carry it out. - Tom Reiss


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