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There is time for everything. - Thomas Edison

You may delay, but time will not. - Benjamin Franklin

It takes a long time to grow young. - Pablo Picasso

When the wine is in, the wit is out. - English Proverb

Wine is the most civilized thing in the world. - Ernest Hemingway

Time spent amongst trees is never wasted time. - Katrina Mayer

Talking to you is like casting pearls into wine. - Archie Bunker

Time spent understanding people is never wasted. - Cate Huston

Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence. - Robert Fripp

Only time will tell if we stand the test of time. - Van Halen

Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings. - It's a Wonderful Life

Her time is about 4.33, which she's capable of. - David Coleman

I'm never sick. Why get sick? It's a waste of time. - Martha Stewart

The mark of a good book is it changes every time you read it. - Anderson Cooper

It's only supposed to take off a little microscope at a time. - Archie Bunker

It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man. - Scott Elledge

Those who know the value of time use it in preparation for eternity. - Dugnet

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

The sum of wisdom is that time is never lost that is devoted to work. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

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That so few now dare to be eccentric, marks the chief danger of the time. - John S Mill

Growing old is no more than a bad habit that a busy person has not time to form. - Andre Maurois

They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself. - Andy Warhol

That's the fastest time ever run - but it's not as fast as the world record. - David Coleman

The first time I sang in the Church choir, two hundred people changed their religion. - Fred Allen

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

By the time you're 80 years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it. - George Burns

'Next time!' In what calendar are kept the records of those next times which never come? - Helen Hunt Jackson

HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Time is that wherein there is opportunity, and opportunity is that wherein there is no great time. - Hippocrates

I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright

It takes less time to do something right the first time, than it does to explain why you did it wrong. - Unknown

Live a good, honourable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time. - Unknown

Time is the coin of your life. It is the only coin you have, and only you can determine how it will be spent. - Carl Sandburg

If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan

I don't think that we're meant to understand it all the time. I think that sometimes we just have to have faith. - Nicholas Sparks

When you hunt animals, you may succeed or not. But when you open the fridge, you will succeed a hundred percent of the time. - Nora Volkow

Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. - Joel Arthur Barker

I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm. By the time I got the machine set up, I was done. - Steven Wright

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