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Wine Time thanks to Howard Chapman

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Live with no time out. - Simone de Beauvoir

Good wine is a necessity of life. - Thomas Jefferson

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Time is a physician that heals every grief. - Diphilus

Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead. - Hans Christian Andersen

Time is like the ocean, always there, always different. - Ogden Nash

At 46 one must be a miser; only have time for essentials. - Oscar Wilde

The mark of a good book is it changes every time you read it. - Anderson Cooper

We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano

Time and words can't be recalled, even if it was only yesterday. - Estonian Proverb

No, no! The adventures first, explanations take such a dreadful time. - Lewis Carroll

How do we transform loss? Time's healing balm is essentially a hoax. - August Wilson

That so few now dare to be eccentric, marks the chief danger of the time. - John S Mill

It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else's eyes. - Sally Field

Healing is a matter of time, but it is sometimes also a matter of opportunity. - Hippocrates

I'm just a person who forgives and forgets. I have a hard time holding grudges. - Zachery Ty Bryan

They say time heals all wounds, but that presumes the source of the grief is finite. - Cassandra Clare

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter. - Blaise Pascal

By the time a man gets to be presidential material, he's been bought ten times over. - Gore Vidal

Lawyers are like foxes, small and innocuous, but all the time stealthily sniffing the air. - Michael O'Sullivan

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it. - Mark Twain

If you haven't time to respond to a tug at your pants leg, your schedule is too crowded. - Robert Brault

Wine makes a man more pleased with himself. I do not say it makes him more pleasing to others. - Samuel Johnson

The man who keeps busy helping the man below him won't have time to envy the man above him. - Henrietta Mears

By the time I taught myself the bass guitar at the age of 14, my hands were already pretty nimble. - John Entwistle

Yet, taught by time, my heart has learned to glow for other's good, and melt at other's woe. - Homer

You have to calendar time for yourself even if you have no idea what you're going to do with it. - Susie Bright

The masses have little time to think. And how incredible is the willingness of modern man to believe. - Adolf Hitler

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

I never practice my guitar... from time to time I just open the case and throw in a piece of raw meat. - Wes Montgomery

There is one kind of robber whom the law does not strike at, and who steals what is most precious to men: time. - Napoleon Bonaparte

There's no age that isn't a good time to confront one's mortality or to consider a second adulthood. - Barbara Ehrenreich

I think and think for months and years. Ninety-nine times, the conclusion is false. The hundredth time I am right. - Albert Einstein

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

No matter how busy you may think you are, you must find time for reading, or surrender yourself to self-chosen ignorance. - Atwood H Townsend

In primitive societies, no one has a watch, but everyone has time. In advanced societies, everyone has a watch, but no one has any time. - Gerhard Geschwandtner

A diamond doesn't start out polished and shining. It once was nothing special, but with enough pressure and time, becomes spectacular. - Solange Nicole

The ideas that have lighted my way and, time after time, have given me new courage to face life cheerfully have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. - Albert Einstein

In politics, as in womanizing, failure is decisive. It sheds its retrospective gloom on earlier endeavor which at the time seemed full of promise. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Closed systems run down and get more chaotic over time. Always get better by being open to outside energy and templates of better ways to function. - Henry Cloud


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