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Every mile is two in winter. - George Herbert

And after winter folweth grene May. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Life's a game but Bridge is serious. - Unknown

Praise the bridge that carried you over. - George Colman

In the kingdom of hope, there is no winter. - Russian Proverb

In Seine: Those who jump off a Paris bridge - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

You can't get too much winter in the winter. - Robert Frost

No winter lasts forever; no spring skips its turn. - Hal Borland

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

Finally my winter fat is done. Now I have spring rolls. - Unknown

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

The coldest winter I ever spent was summer in San Francisco. - James Quin

The English winter - ending in July, to recommence in August. - Lord Byron

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on. - Franklin D. Roosevelt

I find there is only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. - Rodney Dangerfield

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

Life's too short to hang out with people who aren't resourceful. - Jeff Bezos

You cannot hang out with negative people and expect to live a positive life. - Joel Osteen

Guarantee: A legal vehicle which expires on the same day as your mechanical one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People who use lawyers are not people you would really want to hang around with. - Deborah Ross

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer. - Albert Camus

You have to look for teachers. If you want to be a mechanic, go hang out with mechanics. - Robert Kiyosaki

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. - Erma Bombeck

The power of storytelling is exactly this: to bridge the gaps where everything else has crumbled. - Paulo Coelho

Usually the thing that signifies that I'm done with the winter and all that is that I start skateboarding. - Shaun White

Just keep hanging your steamers over there. You're the one who got me into this whole expensive party here. - Archie Bunker

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

He that cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he must pass himself, for every man has need to be forgiven. - Thomas Fuller

The only thing more depressing than another six weeks of winter would be having to spend them in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania. - Unknown

Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The calendar of the Theocracy of Muntab counts down, not up. No-one knows why, but it might not be a good idea to hang around and find out. - Terry Pratchett

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor


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