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Winter Hanging Bridge

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Winter Hanging Bridge thanks to Marian Renstrom

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And after winter folweth grene May. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Life's a game but Bridge is serious. - Unknown

The bridge to the future in the phallus. - D.H. Lawrence

Hanging around my neck like an albacross. - Archie Bunker

In the kingdom of hope, there is no winter. - Russian Proverb

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

No winter lasts forever; no spring skips its turn. - Hal Borland

Finally my winter fat is done. Now I have spring rolls. - Unknown

The coldest winter I ever spent was summer in San Francisco. - James Quin

The English winter - ending in July, to recommence in August. - Lord Byron

Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom. - Unknown

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

Life's too short to hang out with people who aren't resourceful. - Jeff Bezos

Excise: The clothes hanging in your closet that fit before the holidays. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn. - David Russell

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

Guarantee: A legal vehicle which expires on the same day as your mechanical one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

I've spent three hours hanging upside down while fighting off dinosaur attacks. - Jason O'Mara

You have to look for teachers. If you want to be a mechanic, go hang out with mechanics. - Robert Kiyosaki

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

If Springtime crawls out of the wild mouths of flowers, then surely, Winter crawls out of mine. - Cecilia Llompart

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

The sun always comes up. Spring always comes after winter. The river always reaches the ocean. Always. - Maxime Lagace

Your problem is to bridge the gap which exists between where you are now and the goal you intend to reach. - Earl Nightingale

Just keep hanging your steamers over there. You're the one who got me into this whole expensive party here. - Archie Bunker

It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being. - John S Mill

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

He that cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he must pass himself, for every man has need to be forgiven. - Thomas Fuller

In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted. - Bertrand Russell

Everyone needs a coach. It doesn't matter whether you're a basketball player, a tennis player, a gymnast or a bridge player. - Bill Gates

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift

He that cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass if he would ever reach heaven; for everyone has need to be forgiven. - George Herbert


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