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Now is the winter of our discontent - William Shakespeare

An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown

Life's a game but Bridge is serious. - Unknown

Hanging around my neck like an albacross. - Archie Bunker

If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley

In the kingdom of hope, there is no winter. - Russian Proverb

In Seine: Those who jump off a Paris bridge - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

You can't get too much winter in the winter. - Robert Frost

No winter lasts forever; no spring skips its turn. - Hal Borland

Education is hanging around until you've caught on. - Robert Frost

Finally my winter fat is done. Now I have spring rolls. - Unknown

Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart. - Victor Hugo

For corporate marketers, podcasting is low-hanging fruit. - Paul Gillin

The groundhog said six more weeks of winter so I ate him. - Wile E. Coyote

Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom. - Unknown

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

Life's too short to hang out with people who aren't resourceful. - Jeff Bezos

In some states they no longer hang murderers. They kill them by elocution. - Will Rogers

You cannot hang out with negative people and expect to live a positive life. - Joel Osteen

You have to look for teachers. If you want to be a mechanic, go hang out with mechanics. - Robert Kiyosaki

If I was the governor of New Jersey, the George Washington Bridge would not have been shut. - Donald Trump

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

If Springtime crawls out of the wild mouths of flowers, then surely, Winter crawls out of mine. - Cecilia Llompart

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

The power of storytelling is exactly this: to bridge the gaps where everything else has crumbled. - Paulo Coelho

The sun always comes up. Spring always comes after winter. The river always reaches the ocean. Always. - Maxime Lagace

Your problem is to bridge the gap which exists between where you are now and the goal you intend to reach. - Earl Nightingale

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

He that cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he must pass himself, for every man has need to be forgiven. - Thomas Fuller

The only thing more depressing than another six weeks of winter would be having to spend them in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania. - Unknown

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

The calendar of the Theocracy of Muntab counts down, not up. No-one knows why, but it might not be a good idea to hang around and find out. - Terry Pratchett

Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky


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