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Spilt Milk: Udder waste - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In the dark, all cows are black. - German Proverb

Organic Farm: Tilling like it is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers

Vice-President: A cow's fifth teat. - Harry S Truman

American cheese is the perfect soft taco. - Wylie Dufresne

Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality. - Clifton Fadiman

Laughing Stock: Cattle with a sense of humour - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone? - Bertoit Brecht

De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin. - Gwyneth Paltrow

A good farm is recognized as good partly by its beauty. - Wendell Berry

Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese. - G K Chesterton

How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese? - Charles de Gaulle

A meal without cheese is like a beautiful woman who lacks an eye. - Jean A Brillat-Savarin

The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk. - Ogden Nash

All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood

Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo

I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger. - Steven Wright

Take care of your costume and your confidence will take care of itself. - Amit Kalantri

You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans. - Tom Robbins

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

Mankind has a free will; but it is free to milk cows and to build houses, nothing more. - Martin Luther

I never said all actors are cattle; what I said was all actors should be treated like cattle. - Alfred Hitchcock

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

You're supposed to eat the cows. They're great big lumbering, stupid things - they'd be everywhere if we didn't eat them. - Dylan Moran

It's every man's indispensable duty to do all the service he can to his country; and I see not what difference he puts between himself and his cattle who lives without that thought. - John Locke

For our first date, I made Ryan Hamburger Helper, which is basically what I grew up on. I make my own version of it now, with macaroni and cheese and hamburger meat. And the kids - it's their favorite dinner. - Reese Witherspoon

They take the paper and they read the headlines.
So they’ve heard of unemployment and they’ve heard of bread-lines;
And they philanthropically cure them all
By getting up a costume charity ball. - Ogden Nash


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