QuotaBillsSpilt Milk: Udder waste - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
In the dark, all cows are black. - German Proverb
Organic Farm: Tilling like it is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Sacred cows make the best hamburger. - Mark Twain
I eat swiss cheese from the inside out. - Steven Wright
Vice-President: A cow's fifth teat. - Harry S Truman
Milk many cows but make your own butter. - Erwin Lutzer
Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality. - Clifton Fadiman
Laughing Stock: Cattle with a sense of humour - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There's always free cheese in a mousetrap. - Unknown
I'm as single as a slice of American cheese. - Nick Cannon
We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell
De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain
Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held
I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin. - Gwyneth Paltrow
I had rather be on my farm than be emperor of the world. - George Washington
When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say? - George Carlin
Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese. - G K Chesterton
Stable: A command given to make a male cow remain in one place - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker
Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese. - Billie Burke
All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood
I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger. - Steven Wright
Unabated: 1. A fishhook without a worm; 2. A mousetrap without cheese. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It's diamonds in your pockets one week, macaroni and cheese the next. - Jolene Blalock
I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker
Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier
Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch
I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx
For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader
I'm readin' in the paper where the CIA is dopin' people up. Maybe somebody injected some of that LSD in the lady's cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker
Free speech is not to be regulated like diseased cattle and impure butter. The audience that hissed yesterday may applaud today, even for the same performance. - William O. Douglas
I have never created anything in my life that did not make me feel, at some point or another, like I was the guy who just walked into a fancy ball wearing a homemade lobster costume. - Elizabeth Gilbert
Should any political party attempt to abolish social security, unemployment insurance, and eliminate labor laws and farm programs, you would not hear of that party again in our political history. - Dwight D Eisenhower
If only shame were a reliable engine for behavior modification. All it does is make me feel bad, which inspires me to bust open a bag of cheese popcorn, which then makes me feel crappy about my weight. - Ayelet Waldman
I always have parmigiano-reggiano, olive oil and pasta at home. When people get sick, they want chicken soup; I want spaghetti with parmesan cheese, olive oil and a bit of lemon zest. It makes me feel better every time. - Isabella Rossellini
Celebrate your success and find humour in your failures. Don't take yourself so seriously. Loosen up and everyone around you will loosen up. Have fun and always show enthusiasm. When all else fails, put on a costume and sing a silly song. - Sam Walton