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Spilt Milk: Udder waste - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In the dark, all cows are black. - German Proverb

Organic Farm: Tilling like it is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sacred cows make the best hamburger. - Mark Twain

I eat swiss cheese from the inside out. - Steven Wright

Vice-President: A cow's fifth teat. - Harry S Truman

Milk many cows but make your own butter. - Erwin Lutzer

Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality. - Clifton Fadiman

Laughing Stock: Cattle with a sense of humour - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's always free cheese in a mousetrap. - Unknown

I'm as single as a slice of American cheese. - Nick Cannon

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin. - Gwyneth Paltrow

I had rather be on my farm than be emperor of the world. - George Washington

When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say? - George Carlin

Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese. - G K Chesterton

Stable: A command given to make a male cow remain in one place - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese. - Billie Burke

All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood

I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger. - Steven Wright

Unabated: 1. A fishhook without a worm; 2. A mousetrap without cheese. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's diamonds in your pockets one week, macaroni and cheese the next. - Jolene Blalock

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader

I'm readin' in the paper where the CIA is dopin' people up. Maybe somebody injected some of that LSD in the lady's cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

Free speech is not to be regulated like diseased cattle and impure butter. The audience that hissed yesterday may applaud today, even for the same performance. - William O. Douglas

I have never created anything in my life that did not make me feel, at some point or another, like I was the guy who just walked into a fancy ball wearing a homemade lobster costume. - Elizabeth Gilbert

Should any political party attempt to abolish social security, unemployment insurance, and eliminate labor laws and farm programs, you would not hear of that party again in our political history. - Dwight D Eisenhower

If only shame were a reliable engine for behavior modification. All it does is make me feel bad, which inspires me to bust open a bag of cheese popcorn, which then makes me feel crappy about my weight. - Ayelet Waldman

I always have parmigiano-reggiano, olive oil and pasta at home. When people get sick, they want chicken soup; I want spaghetti with parmesan cheese, olive oil and a bit of lemon zest. It makes me feel better every time. - Isabella Rossellini

Celebrate your success and find humour in your failures. Don't take yourself so seriously. Loosen up and everyone around you will loosen up. Have fun and always show enthusiasm. When all else fails, put on a costume and sing a silly song. - Sam Walton


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