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Wise Moves

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Wise Moves thanks to Dirk Morley

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Enthusiasm moves the world. - Arthur James Balfour

Cunning is the dwarf of wisdom. - William Alger

Never insult anyone by accident. - Robert A. Heinlein

Everyone is wise until he speaks. - Irish Drinking Toast

No man is wise enough by himself. - Plautus

Wisdom is better than gold or silver. - German Proverb

Kisses are a better fate than wisdom. - e e cummings

Nature and wisdom never are at strife. - Plutarch

Doubt is often the beginning of wisdom. - M. Scott Peck

A short saying oft contains much wisdom. - Sophocles

For even the very wise cannot see all ends. - JRR Tolkien

A poem begins in delight and ends in wisdom. - Robert Frost

How prone to doubt, how cautious are the wise! - Homer

Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them. - Samuel Palmer

Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom. - Aristotle

Along with success comes a reputation for wisdom. - Euripides

It is never wise to discourage youthful idealism. - Stephen Kinzer

Into the darkness they go, the wise and the lovely. - Edna St. Vincent Millay

The wise person questions himself, the fool others. - Henri Arnold

Honesty if the first chapter in the book of wisdom. - Thomas Jefferson

Giftedness is your accelerator; wisdom is your brake. - Gerald Brooks

In growing old, we become more foolish - and more wise. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Wise men don't need advice. Fools don't take it. - Benjamin Franklin

Irony is the gaiety of reflection and the joy of wisdom. - Anatole France

A proverb is a wise saying, old yet radiant with novelty. - Erasmus

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant

A wise man will live as much within his wit as his income. - Philip Dormer Stanhope

Wisdom is oftentimes nearer when we stoop than when we soar. - William Wordsworth

If silence be good for the wise, how much the better for fools. - Talmud

Common sense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

In examinations, the foolish ask questions the wise cannot answer. - Oscar Wilde

A wise man does not waste so good a commodity as lying for naught. - Mark Twain

When you aim for perfection, you discover it's a moving target. - George Fisher

The misfortune of the wise is better than the prosperity of the fool. - Epicurus

Do not the most moving moments of our lives find us all without words? - Marcel Marceau

Wisdom is knowing which road is the right one; integrity is taking it. - Unknown

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

All this worldly wisdom was once the unnameable heresy of some wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

Fortune, seeing that she could not make fools wise, has made them lucky. - Michel de Montaigne

Ignorant men raise questions that wise men answered a thousand years ago. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

Ignorance and bungling with love are better than wisdom and skill without. - Henry David Thoreau

If everyone is moving forward together, then success takes care of itself. - Henry Ford

A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare

True wisdom lies in gathering the precious things out of each hour as it goes by. - E S Bouton

When one can hear people moving, one does not so much mind, about one's fears. - Ann Radcliffe

The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom. - H L Mencken

Moving doesn't change who you are. It only changes the view outside your window. - Rachel Hollis

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

And what is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing. - Geoffrey Chaucer

We can know only that we know nothing. And that is the highest degree of human wisdom. - Leo Tolstov

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something. - Plato

Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. - Plato

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. - Ferris Bueller

Yesterday I was clever, so I wanted to change the world. Today I am wise, so I am changing myself. - Rumi

Fence: 1. The difference between one yard and two yards; 2. Runs around the garden without moving. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

Love one another, but make not a bond of love. Let it rather be a moving sea between the shores of your souls. - Kahlil Gibran

If we continue to develop our technology without wisdom or prudence, our servant may prove to be our executioner. - Omar Bradley

Say no to the things that keep you on a certain level and say yes to the things that will help you keep moving on. - Brian Honigman

Moving forward implies motion when in all actuality it may be simply standing still and seeing the salvation of the Lord. - John Paul Warren

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The person who has a firm trust in the Supreme Being is powerful in his power, wise by his wisdom, happy by his happiness. - Joseph Addison

It is unfortunate, considering that enthusiasm moves the world, that so few enthusiasts can be trusted to speak the truth. - Arthur Balfour

We don't receive wisdom; we must discover it for ourselves after a journey that no one else can take for us or spare us. - Marcel Proust

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - William James

An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist sees only the red stoplight. The truly wise person is colorblind. - Albert Schweitzer

A wise man knows when to stay silent. However, a wiser man of faith knows that sometimes words can win the battle when all odds stand against you. - Shannon L. Alder


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