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Wise Moves

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Wise Moves thanks to Dirk Morley

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Doubt is the origin of wisdom. - Rene Descartes

No man was ever wise by chance. - Seneca

The wisest of the wise may err. - Aeschylus

It is wisdom to believe the heart. - George Santayana

A word to the wise is infuriating. - Hunter S Thompson

The good and the wise lead quiet lives. - Euripides

Wisdom is always an overmatch for strength. - Phil Jackson

Success: the ability to make wise decisions. - Hebrew Saying

Knowledge can be communicated but not wisdom. - Herman Hesse

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

Wisdom comes with age, but keep it to yourself. - Mary Roach

So wise so young, they say, do never live long. - William Shakespeare

Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency. - Lewis Perelman

Along with success comes a reputation for wisdom. - Euripides

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? - Robin Williams

Proverbs may be said to be the abridgment of wisdom. - Joseph Joubert

Giftedness is your accelerator; wisdom is your brake. - Gerald Brooks

Many receive advice, but only the wise profit from it. - Syrus

It is easier to be wise for others than for ourselves. - Francois De La Rochefoucauld

In growing old, we become more foolish - and more wise. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Wise men don't need advice. Fools don't take it. - Benjamin Franklin

By associating with wise people you will become wise yourself. - Menander

In examinations, the foolish ask questions the wise cannot answer. - Oscar Wilde

Wisdom is becoming competent with regard to the realities of life. - Gerhard von Rad

The mind moves in the direction of our currently dominant thoughts. - Earl Nightingale

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

The well bred contradict other people. The wise contradict themselves. - Oscar Wilde

Teach us to number our days, that we may apply our hearts unto wisdom. - Psalms 90:12

Wisdom is knowing which road is the right one; integrity is taking it. - Unknown

Can grave and formal pass for wise,
When Men the solemn Owl despise? - Benjamin Franklin

All this worldly wisdom was once the unnameable heresy of some wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

Fortune, seeing that she could not make fools wise, has made them lucky. - Michel de Montaigne

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

There is no greater wisdom than well to time the beginnings and onsets of things. - Francis Bacon

It is strange how often a heart must be broken before the years can make it wise. - Sara Teasdale

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance. The wise grows it under his feet. - James Oppenheim

The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom. - H L Mencken

The wise man should be prepared for everything that does not lie within his control. - Pythagoras

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

And what is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing. - Geoffrey Chaucer

A word to the wise ain't necessary. It's the stupid ones who need the advice. - Bill Cosby

Knowledge is learning something every day. Wisdom is letting go of something every day. - Zen Proverb

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

Wisdom is the ability to acquire knowledge and analyze it both logically and emotionally. - Vivian Clayton

A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom when he can no longer be led by the nose. - Mark Twain

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

I can't stop moving. I'm like this weird insect. I can't sit still in real life. - Robin Wright

Knowledge alone is not enough. It must be leavened with magnanimity before it becomes wisdom. - Adlai E. Stevenson

Wise Husband: One who buys his wife such fine china she won't trust him to wash the dishes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one way; wisdom is looking in both directions anyway. - Albert Einstein

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk. - Doug Larson

Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information? - T S Eliot

The great thing in this world is not so much where you stand, as in what direction you are moving. - Oliver Wendell-Holmes

The art of storytelling is reaching its end because the epic slice of truth, wisdom, is dying out. - Walter Benjamin

Yesterday I was clever, so I wanted to change the world. Today I am wise, so I am changing myself. - Rumi

I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

If you realize that you aren't as wise today as you thought you were yesterday, you're wiser today. - Unknown

Love one another, but make not a bond of love. Let it rather be a moving sea between the shores of your souls. - Kahlil Gibran

I've had the highest mountains. I've had the deepest rivers, you can have it all, but now, keep moving. - Imagine Dragons

He is one of those wise philanthropists who, in a time of famine, would vote for nothing but a supply of toothpicks. - Douglas Jerrold

Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. - Charlie Parker

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

If you young fellows were wise, the devil couldn't do anything to you, but since you aren't wise, you need us who are old. - Martin Luther

A wise man is superior to any insults which can be put upon him, and the best reply to unseemly behavior is patience and moderation. - Moliere

A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

Advertising moves the goods - if it's good advertising. Bad advertising doesn't move the goods because it doesn't move the buyers. - Unknown

An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist sees only the red stoplight. The truly wise person is colorblind. - Albert Schweitzer

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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