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Wise Moves

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Wise Moves thanks to Dirk Morley

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Wisdom begins in wonder. - Socrates

Turn your wounds into wisdom. - Oprah Winfrey

Cunning is the dwarf of wisdom. - William Alger

The wisest of the wise may err. - Aeschylus

Never insult anyone by accident. - Robert A. Heinlein

No man is wise enough by himself. - Plautus

I'd rather be funny than wise. - Dennis Miller

A word to the wise is infuriating. - Hunter S Thompson

Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens. - Jimi Hendrix

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Doubt is often the beginning of wisdom. - M. Scott Peck

Water is the only drink for a wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

Silence is the sleep that nourishes wisdom. - Francis Bacon

A wise man hears one word and understands two. - Yiddish

Wisdom comes with age, but keep it to yourself. - Mary Roach

The wise learns many things from their enemies. - Aristophanes

It is not wisdom but authority that makes a law. - Thomas Hobbes

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? - Robin Williams

Common sense is wisdom with its sleeves rolled up. - Kyle Farnsworth

The wise person questions himself, the fool others. - Henri Arnold

Law of the Supermarket: The other line moves faster. - Unknown

Stardom isn't a profession, it's an accident. - Lauren Bacall

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant

To live is to dream, and to dream pleasantly is to be wise. - Frederick Schiller

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

Collect as precious pearls the words of the wise and virtuous. - Abd-el-Kadar

The beginning of wisdom is to call things by their right names. - Chinese Proverb

I prefer the errors of enthusiasm to the indifference of wisdom. - Anatole France

Do not the most moving moments of our lives find us all without words? - Marcel Marceau

To acquire knowledge one must study. To acquire wisdom one must observe. - Marilyn Vos Savant

Happiness is an accident of nature, a beautiful and flawless aberration. - Pat Conroy

Fortune, seeing that she could not make fools wise, has made them lucky. - Michel de Montaigne

Ignorance and bungling with love are better than wisdom and skill without. - Henry David Thoreau

If everyone is moving forward together, then success takes care of itself. - Henry Ford

It is the province of knowledge to speak. It is the privilege of wisdom to listen. - Christine Lane

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. - Miles Kington

The wisdom of the wise and the experience of the ages are perpetuated by quoatations. - Benjamin Disraeli

And what is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing. - Geoffrey Chaucer

It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf. - Walter Lippmann

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. - Mason Cooley

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

The first point of wisdom is to. discern what is false; the second, to know what is true. - Lactantius

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

I can't stop moving. I'm like this weird insect. I can't sit still in real life. - Robin Wright

Knowledge alone is not enough. It must be leavened with magnanimity before it becomes wisdom. - Adlai E. Stevenson

Kindness is more important than wisdom, and the recognition of this is the beginning of wisdom. - Theodore Isaac Rubin

The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are moving. - Oliver Wendall Holmes, Sr.

It is better to speak wisdom foolishly like the saints than to speak folly wisely like the deans. - G K Chesterton

A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb

The wisdom of man never yet contrived a system of taxation that would operate with perfect equality. - Andrew Jackson

Time isn't just a fleeting thing. It never moves forward without engraving its mark upon the heart. - Ravi Zacharias

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive, but do not forget. - Thomas Szasz

It's not about how hard you can hit; it's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. - Rocky Balboa

Wise leaders generally have wise counselors because it takes a wise person themselves to distinguish them. - Diogenes of Sinope

There is no such thing as an omen. Destiny does not send us heralds. She is too wise or too cruel for that. - Oscar Wilde

The truth is that whenever a fence is removed, it's wise to ask why it was put there in the first place. - Ravi Zacharias

The abdomen, the chest, and the brain will forever be shut from the intrusion of the wise and humane surgeon. - Eric Ericksen

Success seems to be connected with action. Successful people keep moving. They make mistakes but don't quit. - Conrad Hilton

Both in thought and in feeling, even though time be real, to realise the unimportance of time is the gate of wisdom. - Bertrand Russell

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The person who has a firm trust in the Supreme Being is powerful in his power, wise by his wisdom, happy by his happiness. - Joseph Addison

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is silence, the second listening, the third memory, the fourth practice, the fifth teaching others. - Solomon Ibn Gabriol

Q: When is the perfect time?
A: Who can say, but probably somewhere between haste and delay - and it's usually most wise to start today. - Rasheed Ogunlaru

It is easier to find a score of men wise enough to discover the truth than to find one intrepid enough, in the face of opposition, to stand up for it. - A Hodge


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