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Wise Moves

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Wise Moves thanks to Dirk Morley

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Wisdom outweighs any wealth. - Sophocles

Doubt is the origin of wisdom. - Rene Descartes

He was a wise man who invented God. - Plato

What the wise seek is in themselves. - Confucius

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Doubt is often the beginning of wisdom. - M. Scott Peck

We judge of man's wisdom by his hope. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

For even the very wise cannot see all ends. - JRR Tolkien

Silence is the sleep that nourishes wisdom. - Francis Bacon

Success: the ability to make wise decisions. - Hebrew Saying

It is best for the wise man not to seem wise. - Aeschylus

Fools look to tomorrow; wise men use tonight. - Scottish Proverb

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. - Mark Twain

Wisdom comes with age, but keep it to yourself. - Mary Roach

So wise so young, they say, do never live long. - William Shakespeare

It is not wisdom but authority that makes a law. - Thomas Hobbes

The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. - William Blake

Silence makes idiots seem wise even for a minute. - Carlos R Zafon

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

Honesty if the first chapter in the book of wisdom. - Thomas Jefferson

One must be a wise reader to quote wisely and well. - Amos Bronson Alcott

Stardom isn't a profession, it's an accident. - Lauren Bacall

It is easier to be wise for others than for ourselves. - Francois De La Rochefoucauld

Wise men don't need advice. Fools don't take it. - Benjamin Franklin

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein

It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish. - Aeschylus

To live is to dream, and to dream pleasantly is to be wise. - Frederick Schiller

Wisdom is oftentimes nearer when we stoop than when we soar. - William Wordsworth

It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools. - Spanish Proverb

Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom. - Unknown

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

Wise men learn by other men's mistakes, fools by their own. - H.G. Bohn

With the ancient is wisdom, and in length of days understanding. - Job 12:1

Keep moving if you love life, and keep your troubles well behind you. - John McCain

Happiness is an accident of nature, a beautiful and flawless aberration. - Pat Conroy

Almost every wise saying has an opposite one, no less wise, to balance it. - George Santayana

Ignorance and bungling with love are better than wisdom and skill without. - Henry David Thoreau

There is nothing more beautiful in this world than a healthy, wise old man. - Lin Yutang

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance. - H L Mencken

The next best thing to being wise oneself is to live in a circle of those who are. - C S Lewis

The desire to reach for the stars is ambitious. The desire to reach hearts is wise. - Maya Angelou

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. - Billy Crystal

Moving doesn't change who you are. It only changes the view outside your window. - Rachel Hollis

We can know only that we know nothing. And that is the highest degree of human wisdom. - Leo Tolstov

A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom when he can no longer be led by the nose. - Mark Twain

Do not correct a fool or he will hate you. Correct a wise man and he will appreciate you. - Unknown

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine

The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are moving. - Oliver Wendall Holmes, Sr.

A man doesn't begin to attain wisdom until he recognizes that he is no longer indispensable. - Admiral Richard Byrd

He who devotes 16 hours a day to hard study may become as wise at 60 as he thought himself at 20. - Mary Wilson Little

Never mistake knowledge for wisdom. One helps you make a living; the other helps you make a life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Even a wise man knows doubt from time to time, it is the fool who allows it to rule his judgement. - Jennifer Hudock

The great thing in this world is not so much where you stand, as in what direction you are moving. - Oliver Wendell-Holmes

The man who can keep a secret may be wise, but he is not half as wise as the man with no secrets to keep. - E W Howe

I've had the highest mountains. I've had the deepest rivers, you can have it all, but now, keep moving. - Imagine Dragons

Wisdom consists, not in seeing what is directly before us, but in discerning those things which may come to pass. - Terence

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

We learn wisdom from failure much more than success. We often discover what we will do, by finding out what we will not do. - Samuel Smiles

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

Forgiveness is a way of opening up the doors again and moving forward, whether it's a personal life or a national life. - Hillary Clinton

The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato

The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it. - Elbert Hubbard

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist sees only the red stoplight. The truly wise person is colorblind. - Albert Schweitzer

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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