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Wise Moves

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Wise Moves thanks to Dirk Morley

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Kindness is wisdom. - Phillip J. Bailey

Enthusiasm moves the world. - Arthur James Balfour

No man was ever wise by chance. - Seneca

No man is wise enough by himself. - Plautus

I'd rather be funny than wise. - Dennis Miller

Knowledge comes, but wisdom lingers. - Alfred, Lord Tennyson

We judge of man's wisdom by his hope. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

For even the very wise cannot see all ends. - JRR Tolkien

Wisdom is always an overmatch for strength. - Phil Jackson

Prosperity tries the souls even of the wise. - Sallust

Poetry begins in delight and ends in wisdom. - Robert Frost

Wise is he who collects the wisdom of others. - Juan Guerra Caceras

Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them. - Samuel Palmer

A wise man hears one word and understands two. - Yiddish

The wise learns many things from their enemies. - Aristophanes

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Proverbs may be said to be the abridgment of wisdom. - Joseph Joubert

Nine-tenths of wisdom consists in being wise in time. - Theodore Roosevelt

Trouble brings experience, and experience brings wisdom. - Unknown

To the wise, life is a problem; to the fool, a solution. - Marcus Aurelius

A proverb is a wise saying, old yet radiant with novelty. - Erasmus

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant

Wisdom is not wisdom when it is derived from books alone. - Horace

A wise man will live as much within his wit as his income. - Philip Dormer Stanhope

It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish. - Aeschylus

A wise man sees as much as he ought, not as much as he can. - Michel de Montaigne

It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools. - Spanish Proverb

He who knows others is learned; he who knows himself is wise. - Lao-Tzu

The beginning of wisdom is to call things by their right names. - Chinese Proverb

I prefer the errors of enthusiasm to the indifference of wisdom. - Anatole France

In examinations, the foolish ask questions the wise cannot answer. - Oscar Wilde

When you aim for perfection, you discover it's a moving target. - George Fisher

Teach us to number our days, that we may apply our hearts unto wisdom. - Psalms 90:12

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin

All this worldly wisdom was once the unnameable heresy of some wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

The wise man does not lay up treasure. The more he gives the more he has. - Chinese Proverb

He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom. - JRR Tolkien

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

It is wise to apply the refined oil of politeness to the mechanism of friendship. - Colette

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

When one can hear people moving, one does not so much mind, about one's fears. - Ann Radcliffe

The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom. - H L Mencken

The next best thing to being wise oneself is to live in a circle of those who are. - C S Lewis

The wisdom of the wise and the experience of the ages are perpetuated by quoatations. - Benjamin Disraeli

True wisdom is to know what is best worth knowing, and to do what is best worth doing. - Edward Humphrey

Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself. - Tom Wilson

Wisdom is the ability to acquire knowledge and analyze it both logically and emotionally. - Vivian Clayton

Do not correct a fool or he will hate you. Correct a wise man and he will appreciate you. - Unknown

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one way; wisdom is looking in both directions anyway. - Albert Einstein

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. - Ferris Bueller

Even a wise man knows doubt from time to time, it is the fool who allows it to rule his judgement. - Jennifer Hudock

I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

Wise leaders generally have wise counselors because it takes a wise person themselves to distinguish them. - Diogenes of Sinope

The abdomen, the chest, and the brain will forever be shut from the intrusion of the wise and humane surgeon. - Eric Ericksen

I've had the highest mountains. I've had the deepest rivers, you can have it all, but now, keep moving. - Imagine Dragons

Success seems to be connected with action. Successful people keep moving. They make mistakes but don't quit. - Conrad Hilton

Wisdom consists, not in seeing what is directly before us, but in discerning those things which may come to pass. - Terence

Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. - Charlie Parker

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

The person who has a firm trust in the Supreme Being is powerful in his power, wise by his wisdom, happy by his happiness. - Joseph Addison

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

The man of wisdom is never of two minds;
the man of benevolence never worries;
the man of courage is never afraid. - Confucius

The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato

The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it. - Elbert Hubbard

A wise man is superior to any insults which can be put upon him, and the best reply to unseemly behavior is patience and moderation. - Moliere

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin

The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is silence, the second listening, the third memory, the fourth practice, the fifth teaching others. - Solomon Ibn Gabriol


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