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All children are essentially criminal. - Denis Diderot

We judge of man's wisdom by his hope. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides. - Charles Lamb

To live outside the law, you must be honest. - Bob Dylan

Judge a man by the reputation of his enemies. - Arabian Proverb

Lawyers are fleas on the hide of human nature. - Stephen King

Lawyers are ideological enemies of informal justice. - Richard L Abel

Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Good lawyers know the law. Great lawyers know the judge. - Unknown

Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect. - Unknown

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

If there were no bad people there would be no good lawyers. - Charles Dickens

I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown

Injustice is relatively easy to bear; what stings is justice. - H L Mencken

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

Lawyers are like beavers. They get in the mainstream and dam it up. - John Naisbitt

Laws are not masters but servants, and he rules them who obeys them. - Henry Ward Beecher

A lawyer is an odd sort of fish, first rotten, then green, then ripe. - Robert Christy

Don't judge a book by its cover 'til you've read the book. - Jamie Lee Curtis

Justice without force is powerless; force without justice is tyrannical. - Blaise Pascal

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

I'm not upset about my divorce. I'm only upset I'm not a widow. - Roseanne Barr

The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law. - Aristotle

Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim. - Bertrand Russell

The Second Law of Pies: they must be baked, not fried (or boiled, or steamed). - Janet Clarkson

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford? - Blanche Knott

Nobody has a more sacred obligation to obey the law than those who make the law. - Sophocles

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

Lawyers are like the knights of old. You can use them to plunder other people's stuff. - Gene Gordon

Lawyers are like foxes, small and innocuous, but all the time stealthily sniffing the air. - Michael O'Sullivan

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

Law enforcement cannot succeed without the sustained, and informed, interest of all citizens. - Lyndon B Johnson

If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers in the first place. - George Savile

It happens to be against two laws: God's and man's. I'm booking her on the second. - Cornell Wilde

A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity. - Agatha Christie

Lawyers are the only civil delinquents whose judges must of necessity be chosen from themselves. - Charles C Colton

The law was made for one thing alone - for the exploitation of those who don't understand it. - Bertoit Brecht

Whatever their other contributions to our society, lawyers could be an important source of protein. - Guindon

Put least trust in him who is foremost to praise you,
Nor judge of a road till it draw to the end. - John B O'Reilly

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

How lawyers make work for one another! You're all priests, worshipping the same god. No wonder you adore one another. - Joyce Carol Oates

Now we got a lawyer, we got civilization, which I understand to mean that a man has a chance to get rich without working. - Sinclair Lewis

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

When the monetary damages are smaller, lawyers will find themselves less zealous in their pursuit of what they call justice. - Dean O'Hare

If we judge ourselves only by our aspirations and everyone else only their conduct we shall soon reach a very false conclusion. - Calvin Coolidge

I sometimes wish that people would put a little more emphasis upon the observance of the law than they do upon its enforcement. - Calvin Coolidge

The great trial lawyers are the ones who help their jurors by providing them with the tools with which to reach the right verdict. - G Christopher Ritter

In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France


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