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Woman Argument thanks to Jim Serritella

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Criminal Lawer: A redundancy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A lawsuit helps keep lawyers clothed. - Unknown

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx

Don't judge your taco by its price. - Hunter S. Thompson

OK, if you can get an indepartial judge. - Archie Bunker

The good of the people is the chief law. - Cicero

We judge of man's wisdom by his hope. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Law cannot persuade where it cannot punish. - Thomas Fuller

We are never to judge a philosophy by its abuse. - Augustine

The worst form of injustice is pretended justice. - Plato

Alimony is always having to say you're sorry. - Philip Simborg

The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal

The law must be stable, but it must not stand still. - Roscoe Pound

Lawyers and painters can soon change white to black. - Henry G Bohn

Lawyers are men whom we hire to protect us from lawyers. - Elbert Hubbard

Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

In the Halls of Justice, the only justice is in the halls. - Lenny Bruce

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

If there were no bad people there would be no good lawyers. - Charles Dickens

Sometimes justice is at its most merciful when it's blind. - Nancy Gibbs

A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers. - H L Mencken

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

I can have peace of mind only when I forgive rather than judge. - Gerald Jampolsky

There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress. - Mark Twain

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

It should be possible to explain the laws of physics to a barmaid. - Albert Einstein

Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate. - Ambrose Bierce

The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends toward justice. - Martin Luther King

When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself. - Wayne W. Dyer

Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy. - Homer Simpson

A lawyer is an odd sort of fish, first rotten, then green, then ripe. - Robert Christy

Recompense injury with justice, and recompense kindness with kindness. - Confucius

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

Justice without force is powerless; force without justice is tyrannical. - Blaise Pascal

I'm not upset about my divorce. I'm only upset I'm not a widow. - Roseanne Barr

Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster

Law enforcement cannot succeed without the sustained, and informed, interest of all citizens. - Lyndon B Johnson

Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again. - Nelson Mandela

Zymurgy’s Law of Volunteer Labour: People are always available for work in the past tense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You are the one who calls the law of attraction into action, and you do it through your thoughts. - Rhonda Byrne

Whatever their other contributions to our society, lawyers could be an important source of protein. - Guindon

Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman

What's the first excellence in a lawyer? Tautology. What's the second? Tautology. What's the third? Tautology. - Richard Steele

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato

Lawyers are like unrequited lovers: you give them an inch, and they go for the whole nine yards; you take off one shoe, and they pull down your pants. - Andres Rueda


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