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Wurst-Case Scenario

Encapsulating sausage packaging in Germany

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Making a case for the worst of the wurst puns

Wurst-Case Scenario thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Laughter is contagious. - Unknown

Humor is reason gone mad. - Groucho Marx

Living Happily Ever Laughter! - Joe-kster

Coincidences are spiritual puns. - G K Chesterton

Wit is the lowest form of humor. - Alexander Pope

Puns are a form of humor with words. - Guillermo C. Infante

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing. - Mark Twain

When humor goes, there goes civilization. - Erma Bombeck

Not by wrath does one kill but by laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you. - Larry Gelbart

Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand. - Mark Twain

Humor is just another defense against the universe. - Mel Brooks

Laughter is the closest distance between two people. - Victor Borge

Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh. - Tom Lehrer

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Ireland Proverb

This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humour section. - John Callahan

A little perspective, like a little humor, goes a long way. - Allen Klein

A sense of humour is the ability to laugh at one's self. - Charlie Chaplin

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen

Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain. - Edward de Bono

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. - Doug Larson

The scariest person in the world is the person with no sense of humor. - Michael J. Fox

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. - Agnes Repplier

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? - Bob Hope

Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. - Agnes Repplier

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. - E.B. White

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one. - Oscar Wilde

If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor. - Jennifer Jones

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles

Companies need to lighten up and take themselves less seriously. They need to get a sense of humor. - Unknown

Humor is what happens when we're told the truth quicker and more directly than we're used to. - George Saunders

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

I have never understood why it should be considered derogatory to the Creator to suppose that he has a sense of humor. - Ralph Inge

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it. - Groucho Marx

Your joy is your sorrow unmasked. And the selfsame well from which your laughter rises was oftentimes filled with your tears. - Kahlil Gibran

Suspense is very important. Even though this is humor and they're short stories, that theory of building suspense is still there. - Sergio Aragones

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. - James Thurber

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion... I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kurt Vonnegut

Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in gaining and holding attention, but it has no persuasive value at all. - John Kenneth Galbraith


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