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Making a case for the worst of the wurst puns

Wurst-Case Scenario thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Coincidences are spiritual puns. - G K Chesterton

Wit is the lowest form of humor. - Alexander Pope

Humor comes from self-confidence. - Rita Mae Brown

Laughter is by definition healthy. - Doris Lessing

You got a very warfed sense of humor. - Archie Bunker

Laughter can bring a new perspective. - Christopher Durang

A day without laughter is a day wasted. - Charlie Chaplin

When humor goes, there goes civilization. - Erma Bombeck

Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died. - Peter Ustinov

My puns are not trivial. They are quadrivial. - James Joyce

Laughing Stock: Cattle with a sense of humour - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you. - Larry Gelbart

Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand. - Mark Twain

You can send a lot of instruction through laughter. - Jeffrey Tambor

Humour is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility. - James Thurber

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb

A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles. - Mignon McLaughlin

I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor. - Edward Albee

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain. - Edward de Bono

All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it. - Fred Allen

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. - Doug Larson

Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society. - William M Thackeray

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. - Mark Twain

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

A highbrow is the kind of person who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso. - Alan P Herbert

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself. - Clifton Fadiman

Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. - Agnes Repplier

I want someone who can keep me on my toes, has a good sense of humor and a good heart. - Carmen Electra

I've made a lot of grown men cry with laughter because I really am quite the joke. - Peta Wilson

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? - Bob Hope

Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. - Agnes Repplier

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

If you get a diagnosis, get on a therapy, keep a good attitude and keep your sense of humor. - Teri Garr

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

How is it that music can, without words, evoke our laughter, our fears, our highest aspirations? - Jane Swan

Laughter is ever young, whereas tragedy, except the very highest of all, quickly becomes haggard. - Margaret Sackville

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. - Bob Newhart

Life is a combination of laughter and tears, and it's almost always better to laugh than to cry. - Teresa Medeiros

In every problem, there's a concealed solution... locking itself underneath... unlock, peruse, find and solve. - Michael B. Johnson

When humor works, it works because it's clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real. - Tina Fey

Laughter is a great way to diffuse an uncomfortable situation, so I began to use that as a tool, throughout my life. - Romancy Malco

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - William James

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

I love writing for women. The willingness to go from laughter to tears in a moment is the greatest palette you can paint with as a writer. - Michael P King

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner


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