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Yoga Stress Relief

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Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

The strength of the Wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance. - Samuel Johnson

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

If at first you don't succeed, you're running about average. - Unknown

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D. Rockefeller

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls! - Reif Larsen

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

This calm steadiness of the senses is called yoga. Then one should become watchful, becomes yoga comes and go. - Katha Upanishad

The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score. - Bill Copeland

This yoga should be practiced with firm determination and perseverance, without any mental reservation or doubts. - Bhagavad Gita

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

Even if my strength should fail, my daring will win me praise: in might enterprises even the will to succeed is enough. - Propertius

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

If you put yourself in a position where you have to stretch outside your comfort zone, then you are forced to expand your consciousness. - Les Brown

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt


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