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The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

I like to stretch my acting muscles. - Samantha Morton

Yoga is the practice of quieting the mind. - Patanjali

We're running the company to serve more people. - Mark Zuckerberg

When you are required to exhibit strength, it comes. - Joseph Campbell

The strength of the group is the strength of the leaders. - Vince Lombardi

It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans

I'm not a passive person by any stretch of the imagination. - Courteney Cox

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your health. - Unknown

Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

Yoga teaches us to cure what need not be endured and endure what cannot be cured. - B.K. Iyengar

It isn't failing that spells one's downfall; it's running away, giving up. - Michel Greco

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

I have the ability to build myself up or break myself down. I stay positive. Strength comes from within. - Hayley Williams

I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

The strongest people are not those who show strength in front of us but those who win battles we know nothing about. - Unknown

Even if my strength should fail, my daring will win me praise: in might enterprises even the will to succeed is enough. - Propertius

True strength lies in submission which permits one to dedicate his life, through devotion, to something beyond himself. - Henry Miller

If you push me towards something that you think is a weakness, then I will turn that perceived weakness into a strength. - Michael Jordan

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain


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