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Yoga accepts. Yoga gives. - April Vallei

The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Yoga is 99% practice and 1% theory. - Pattabhi Jois

My head says gym, but my heart says donuts. - Unknown

Tenderness relieves strength that encumbers. - Toba Beta

We gain the strength of the temptation we resist. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

Life only demands from you the strength you possess. - Dag Hammarskjold

If youth had but the knowledge and old age the strength. - French Proverb

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

How people treat you is their karma; how you react is yours. - Wayne Dyer

If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb

God is our refuge and our strength, a very present help in trouble. - Bible

He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates. - Alan Ayckbourn

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

I live in California, so I do stand-up paddle board, which is a killer workout. - Ashley Wagner

The strength of the pack is in the wolf; the strength of the wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

The reason I'm running for President is because I can't be Bruce Springsteen. - Barack Obama

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering

You can outdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running inside you. - Rwandan Proverb

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

The Christian often finds his ultimate strength only when he acknowledges his greatest weakness. - Tony Cooke

Reading is a means of thinking with another person's mind; it forces you to stretch your own. - Charles Scribner

I'm a chameleon when it come to guitar playing, and like to stretch out into different territories. - Nancy Wilson

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

The Good of man is the active exercise of his soul's faculties in conformity with excellence or virtue. - Aristotle

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

If you put yourself in a position where you have to stretch outside your comfort zone, then you are forced to expand your consciousness. - Les Brown

When I dare to be powerful, to use my strength in the service of my vision, then it becomes less and less important whether I am afraid. - Audre Lorde


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