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Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

He wears the rose of youth upon him. - William Shakespeare

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

Stand up and walk out of your history. - Phil McGraw

The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk. - Jacqueline Schiff

Youth is a perpetual intoxication; it is a fever of the mind. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

Time misspent in youth is sometimes all the freedom one ever has. - Anita Brookner

Our youth we can have but today; we may always find time to grow old. - George Berkeley

In youth we run into difficulties; in old age difficulties run into us. - Josh Billings

Walk boldly and wisely... there is a hand above that will help thee on. - Philip James Bailey

It is better to waste one's youth than to do nothing with it at all. - Georges Courteline

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

Make a bet every day, otherwise you might walk around lucky and never know it. - Jimmy Jones

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

Old age has its pleasures, which, though different, are not less than the pleasures of youth. - W Somerset Maugham

Drama does not just walk into our lives. Either we create it, invite it, or associate with it. - Brandi L. Bates

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

If I lose, I'll walk away and never feel bad because I did all I could. There was nothing more to do. - Joe Frazier

Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find his own. - Logan P. Smith

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. - Bill Vaughan

I walk like a duck: very straight up and down. Or like a penguin. It's a dead giveaway that I'm a dancer. - David Hallberg

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

I've never understood why people consider youth a time of freedom and joy. It's probably because they have forgotten their own. - Margaret Atwood

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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