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Youth Walk

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Youth Walk thanks to Gene Jaster

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Youth is wasted on the young. - George Bernard Shaw

To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes

Do crabs think we walk sideways? - Bill Murray

I will not walk backward in life. - JRR Tolkien

Youth comes but once in a lifetime. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

In youth and beauty wisdom is rare. - Homer

Stand up and walk out of your history. - Phil McGraw

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Never have I enjoyed youth so thoroughly as I have in my old age. - George Santayana

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

In youth we run into difficulties; in old age difficulties run into us. - Josh Billings

It is better to waste one's youth than to do nothing with it at all. - Georges Courteline

Quarantine: When a youth locks himself in his bedroom for months at a time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Beware of what you wish for in youth, because you will get it in middle life. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter

There are no wrong turnings. Only paths we had not known we were meant to walk. - Guy Gavriel Kay

You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose

There are three periods in life: youth, middle age, and 'how well you look.' - Nelson Rockefeller

You don't learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing and falling over. - Richard Branson

Perfection is my motto. Percentage is my middle name. Walk alone and wait for no man. - Unknown

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Tennyson

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. - Betsy Salkind

If we learned to walk and talk the way we learn to read an write, everyone would limp and stutter. - Mark Twain

We will walk the path not of retribution or revenge but the path of reconciliation and forgiveness. - Mahatma Gandhi

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. - Robert Townsend

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find his own. - Logan P. Smith

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. - Bill Vaughan

The effective leader recognizes that they are more dependent on their people than they are on them. Walk softly. - Brian Tracy

The moment you feel like you have to prove your worth to someone is the moment to absolutely and utterly walk away. - Alysia Harris

The natural idealism of youth is an idealism, alas, for which we do not always provide as many outlets as we should. - Sargent Shriver

Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism, or in the darkness of destructive selfishness. - Martin Luther King Jr

Not one of them who took up in his youth with his opinion that there are no gods ever continued until old age faithful to his conviction. - Plato

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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