QuotaBillsPiano is like drudgery. - Warren Zevon
Camouflage: Wise guise. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Up there in his ivory shower - Archie Bunker
I'm Liberace without a piano. - Paul Lynde
A zebra does not change its spots. - Al Gore
The piano has been drinking, not me. - Tom Waits
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams
Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner
Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown
Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace
Get up from that piano. You hurtin' its feelings. - Jelly Roll Morton
Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein
Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno
If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky
I don't put boundaries on myself when I sit at the piano. - Vanessa Carlton
If I'm going to Hell, I'm going there playing the piano. - Jerry Lee Lewis
Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim
Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne
It's hard to get ivory in Africa, but in Alabama the Tuscaloosa. - Groucho Marx
Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan
Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it. - Tom Lehrer
On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown
There, standing at the piano, was the original good time who had been had by all. - Kenneth Tynan
Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson
The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin
Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano. - Bob Hope
I dreamt of you last night, as if I was playing the piano and you were turning the pages for me. - Vladimir Nabokov
Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith
Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain
Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil
The tiger, he come up with the tigeress. The lion, he come up with the lionette. The zebra, he come up with the zeberelle. - Archie Bunker
The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation. - Oscar Wilde
We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden
When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung
Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins