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The piano has been drinking, not me. - Tom Waits

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

I enjoy playing the audience like a piano. - Alfred Hitchcock

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Upright Piano: The noblest musical instrument - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Get up from that piano. You hurtin' its feelings. - Jelly Roll Morton

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Interval In Music: The distance from one piano to the next - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

I don't put boundaries on myself when I sit at the piano. - Vanessa Carlton

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

There, standing at the piano, was the original good time who had been had by all. - Kenneth Tynan

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

Give me a guitar, give me a piano, give me a broom and string, I wouldn't get bored anywhere. - Keith Richards

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

The tiger, he come up with the tigeress. The lion, he come up with the lionette. The zebra, he come up with the zeberelle. - Archie Bunker

Piano playing is more difficult than statesmanship. It is harder to awake emotions in ivory keys than it is in human beings. - Ignace Jan Paderewski

The piano is a universal instrument. If you start there, learn your theory and how to read, you can go on to any other instrument. - Eddie Van Halen

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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