QuotaBillsPiano is like drudgery. - Warren Zevon
Up there in his ivory shower - Archie Bunker
I'm Liberace without a piano. - Paul Lynde
A zebra does not change its spots. - Al Gore
The piano has been drinking, not me. - Tom Waits
Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde
The piano ain't got no wrong notes. - Thelonious Monk
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams
Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner
Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne
What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy
Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein
If I'm going to Hell, I'm going there playing the piano. - Jerry Lee Lewis
Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne
Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth
Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it. - Tom Lehrer
Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion
Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams
On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown
There, standing at the piano, was the original good time who had been had by all. - Kenneth Tynan
The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw
Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson
The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin
Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams
My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra
Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende
We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch
I dreamt of you last night, as if I was playing the piano and you were turning the pages for me. - Vladimir Nabokov
Give me a guitar, give me a piano, give me a broom and string, I wouldn't get bored anywhere. - Keith Richards
The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley
Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco
Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen
Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
The tiger, he come up with the tigeress. The lion, he come up with the lionette. The zebra, he come up with the zeberelle. - Archie Bunker
You write to become immortal, or because the piano happens to be open, or you've looked into a pair of beautiful eyes. - Robert Schumann
Piano playing is more difficult than statesmanship. It is harder to awake emotions in ivory keys than it is in human beings. - Ignace Jan Paderewski
When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung
Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins