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Zooming In on Google Maps

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To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes

There's no map to human behaviour. - Bjork

The world map looks smaller than ever before. - Max Azria

It is not down in any map; true places never are. - Herman Melville

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

I'm just the smallest dot in a big map of human history. - Ben Casnocha

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner

The first thing that put me on the map was my Sherlock Holmes novel. - Nicholas Meyer

I've never had a clear road map. When things come along, I benefit. - Greg Kinnear

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter

Maybe I'm a serial regional writer. First here, then there, across the map. - Richard Ford

Dear Google, thank you for doing most of my homework for me. You're amazing. - Unknown

Google+ is the gym of social networking: we all join, but nobody actually uses it. - Unknown

True navigation begins in the human heart. It's the most important map of all. - Elizabeth K Lindsey

An opening statement is like a guide or a road map. It's a very delicate thing. - Johnnie Cochran

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination. - Earl Nightingale

You still can't find Israel on a map of the Middle East in a Palestinian schoolbook. - Suzanne Fields

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

You can lead audiences to a half-dressed, aging pop star but you can't make them watch. - Megan Basham

Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson

I look at Google and think they have a strong academic culture. Elegant solutions to complex problems. - Mark Zuckerberg

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip. - Jon Bon Jovi

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

If all the ways I have been along were marked on a map and joined up with a line, it might represent a minotaur. - Pablo Picasso

It's impossible to map out a route to your destination if you don't know where you're starting from. - Suze Orman

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

Our brain is mapping the world. Often that map is distorted, but it's a map with constant immediate sensory input. - E.O. Wilson

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

My idea is to make moves to bring chess back to the world's map, to make it part of the world's geography again. - Anatoly Karpov

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

Facebook is in a very different place than Apple, Google, Amazon, Samsung, and Microsoft. We are trying to build a community. - Mark Zuckerberg

If one looks at the map of the world, it's difficult to find Iraq, and one would think it rather easy to subdue such a small country. - Vladimir Putin

Anytime I feel lost, I pull out a map and stare. I stare until I have reminded myself that life is a giant adventure, so much to do, to see. - Angelina Jolie

Aging: 1. A supposed ripening into wisdom that most Westerners attempt to delay as long as possible; 2. A one-way street with no stoplights. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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