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I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

My first occupation was to map the country. - John Hanning Speke

Somewhere there is a map of how it can be done. - Ben Stein

It is not down in any map; true places never are. - Herman Melville

To stay on the map you've got to keep showing up. - Peter Gallagher

I'm just the smallest dot in a big map of human history. - Ben Casnocha

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

The first thing that put me on the map was my Sherlock Holmes novel. - Nicholas Meyer

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

I've never had a clear road map. When things come along, I benefit. - Greg Kinnear

The media landscape of the present day is a map in search of a territory. - J.G. Ballard

Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. - Bertrand Russell

Research is the historical novelist's map, constraint, and purest energy. - Donald McCaig

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

Satellite imagery is the only way we can map the looting patterns effectively. - Sarah Parcak

I have an existential map; it has "you are here" written all over it. - Steven Wright

Maybe I'm a serial regional writer. First here, then there, across the map. - Richard Ford

Dear Google, thank you for doing most of my homework for me. You're amazing. - Unknown

True navigation begins in the human heart. It's the most important map of all. - Elizabeth K Lindsey

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination. - Earl Nightingale

Wars of nations are fought to change maps. But wars of poverty are fought to map change. - Muhammad Ali

You still can't find Israel on a map of the Middle East in a Palestinian schoolbook. - Suzanne Fields

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson

If we magnified blessings as much as we magnify disappointments, we would all be much happier. - John Wooden

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of intelligence, mathematics or maps. - Christopher Columbus

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

It's impossible to map out a route to your destination if you don't know where you're starting from. - Suze Orman

A place that doesn't welcome tourists, that's really difficult and off the map, is a place I want to see. - Paul Theroux

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

Our brain is mapping the world. Often that map is distorted, but it's a map with constant immediate sensory input. - E.O. Wilson

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

If one looks at the map of the world, it's difficult to find Iraq, and one would think it rather easy to subdue such a small country. - Vladimir Putin

Anytime I feel lost, I pull out a map and stare. I stare until I have reminded myself that life is a giant adventure, so much to do, to see. - Angelina Jolie


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