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Zooming In on Google Maps

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Zooming In on Google Maps thanks to Emery Pettigrove

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I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

My first occupation was to map the country. - John Hanning Speke

Somewhere there is a map of how it can be done. - Ben Stein

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

To stay on the map you've got to keep showing up. - Peter Gallagher

I'm just the smallest dot in a big map of human history. - Ben Casnocha

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber

Ideologies do not map the complete living processes of a World. - William Irwin Thompson

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner

I've never had a clear road map. When things come along, I benefit. - Greg Kinnear

The media landscape of the present day is a map in search of a territory. - J.G. Ballard

Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. - Bertrand Russell

I have an existential map; it has "you are here" written all over it. - Steven Wright

Dear Google, thank you for doing most of my homework for me. You're amazing. - Unknown

Google+ is the gym of social networking: we all join, but nobody actually uses it. - Unknown

True navigation begins in the human heart. It's the most important map of all. - Elizabeth K Lindsey

An opening statement is like a guide or a road map. It's a very delicate thing. - Johnnie Cochran

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wars of nations are fought to change maps. But wars of poverty are fought to map change. - Muhammad Ali

You still can't find Israel on a map of the Middle East in a Palestinian schoolbook. - Suzanne Fields

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie

You can lead audiences to a half-dressed, aging pop star but you can't make them watch. - Megan Basham

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

If we magnified blessings as much as we magnify disappointments, we would all be much happier. - John Wooden

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

If all the ways I have been along were marked on a map and joined up with a line, it might represent a minotaur. - Pablo Picasso

It's impossible to map out a route to your destination if you don't know where you're starting from. - Suze Orman

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

A place that doesn't welcome tourists, that's really difficult and off the map, is a place I want to see. - Paul Theroux

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

My idea is to make moves to bring chess back to the world's map, to make it part of the world's geography again. - Anatoly Karpov

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

Facebook is in a very different place than Apple, Google, Amazon, Samsung, and Microsoft. We are trying to build a community. - Mark Zuckerberg

It's only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realize how often they burst into flames. - Harry Hill

Anytime I feel lost, I pull out a map and stare. I stare until I have reminded myself that life is a giant adventure, so much to do, to see. - Angelina Jolie


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