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Zooming In on Google Maps

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Zooming In on Google Maps thanks to Emery Pettigrove

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To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

There's no map to human behaviour. - Bjork

My first occupation was to map the country. - John Hanning Speke

The world map looks smaller than ever before. - Max Azria

It is not down in any map; true places never are. - Herman Melville

To stay on the map you've got to keep showing up. - Peter Gallagher

I'm just the smallest dot in a big map of human history. - Ben Casnocha

Ideologies do not map the complete living processes of a World. - William Irwin Thompson

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

The media landscape of the present day is a map in search of a territory. - J.G. Ballard

Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. - Bertrand Russell

Maybe I'm a serial regional writer. First here, then there, across the map. - Richard Ford

Dear Google, thank you for doing most of my homework for me. You're amazing. - Unknown

Google+ is the gym of social networking: we all join, but nobody actually uses it. - Unknown

An opening statement is like a guide or a road map. It's a very delicate thing. - Johnnie Cochran

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

As long as we have hope, we have direction, the energy to move, and the map to move by. - Hong Kong Proverb

Wars of nations are fought to change maps. But wars of poverty are fought to map change. - Muhammad Ali

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie

You can lead audiences to a half-dressed, aging pop star but you can't make them watch. - Megan Basham

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson

For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of intelligence, mathematics or maps. - Christopher Columbus

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip. - Jon Bon Jovi

If all the ways I have been along were marked on a map and joined up with a line, it might represent a minotaur. - Pablo Picasso

It's impossible to map out a route to your destination if you don't know where you're starting from. - Suze Orman

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

Our brain is mapping the world. Often that map is distorted, but it's a map with constant immediate sensory input. - E.O. Wilson

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

The art of Biography
Is different from Geography.
Geography is about maps,
But Biography is about chaps. - G K Chesterton

My idea is to make moves to bring chess back to the world's map, to make it part of the world's geography again. - Anatoly Karpov

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

It's only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realize how often they burst into flames. - Harry Hill

If one looks at the map of the world, it's difficult to find Iraq, and one would think it rather easy to subdue such a small country. - Vladimir Putin

Anytime I feel lost, I pull out a map and stare. I stare until I have reminded myself that life is a giant adventure, so much to do, to see. - Angelina Jolie


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